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2 hours ago, Bombastinator said:

This is my greatest fear. 

granted:  they are commissioned by a breakfast cereal company as viral ads, are done Hanna Barbara style in partial animation and suck so hard you wish the real ones never existed.

 

i wish my foundation work was finished.

 

 

 

Granted: The foundation is made entirely out of plastic

 

I wish for AT&T to relaunch the 2G network so I can use my MOTO RAZR V3 again. (For nostalgia ofc)


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9 hours ago, ImAlsoRan said:

Granted: The foundation is made entirely out of plastic

 

I wish for AT&T to relaunch the 2G network so I can use my MOTO RAZR V3 again. (For nostalgia ofc)

granted but it turns out to be that your phone died right AT&T building after getting 1 call

 

I wish the Germans never made the first jet plane

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8 minutes ago, RussiansRule said:

granted but it turns out to be that your phone died right AT&T building after getting 1 call

 

I wish the Germans never made the first jet plane

Granted they invented UFO like airplanes instead and won the war

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17 minutes ago, Drama Lama said:

Granted they invented UFO like airplanes instead and won the war

Pointless factoid:

The Russians were actually doing that at one point.  They looked pretty good.  Got cut off by the fall of the Soviet Union.


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18 minutes ago, Bombastinator said:

Pointless factoid:

The Russians were actually doing that at one point.  They looked pretty good.  Got cut off by the fall of the Soviet Union.

Granted, the Soviet Union never falls, but gets fought off earth by the allies and they take over the moon, and colour it red so every evening every one on earth looks up to see the giant hammer and sickle on the moon.

 

I wish my coworkers weren’t jackasses. 


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In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

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1 minute ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, the Soviet Union never falls, but gets fought off earth by the allies and they take over the moon, and colour it red so every evening every one on earth looks up to see the giant hammer and sickle on the moon.

 

I wish my coworkers weren’t jackasses. 

Granted: They are now just regular donkeys.
I wish I didn't constantly forget to finish my post, and have to edit it awkwardly later. Totally unrelated to this post. Never happened.


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13 minutes ago, FakeNSA said:

Granted: They are now just regular donkeys.
I wish I didn't constantly forget to finish my post, and have to edit it awkwardly later. Totally unrelated to this post. Never happened.

Granted, instead of going back to edit it awkwardly you completely forget and people judge you silently.

 

I wish I didn’t lose my Epic minigun in empyrion galactic survival.


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In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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4 minutes ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, instead of going back to edit it awkwardly you completely forget and people judge you silently.

 

I wish I didn’t lose my Epic minigun in empyrion galactic survival.

I resemble both of the previous I think.

 

granted, but you are never able to find bullets for it again.

 

I like @FakeNSA’s wish so much I’m going to alter it: I wish I was slower to hit enter on my posts and didn’t have the previously mentioned problems.


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Just now, Bombastinator said:

I resemble both of the previous I think.

 

granted, but you are never able to find bullets for it again.

 

I like @FakeNSA’s wish so much I’m going to alter it: I wish I was slower to hit enter on my posts and didn’t have the previously mentioned problems.

Granted: you are so cautious you never post again.

I wish I had a PPL.

(Also @Tog Driver, how is EGS now? Haven't touched it in years...)


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7 hours ago, FakeNSA said:

Granted: you are so cautious you never post again.

I wish I had a PPL.

(Also @Tog Driver, how is EGS now? Haven't touched it in years...)

Granted, you have a Poor Person's License.

 

I wish EGS didn't commit self die and glitch my save so I can't do any of the newly added story.

 

(It's actually really fun, I'm liking the story (so far it's made up from some new missions and some reworked old ones) the game glitched out yesterday so if I try to enter the mission screen it gives an error and the tabs are missing, and somehow the game glitched in a multiplayer game with my death backpack and I lost all of my stuff including the aforementioned epic minigun.)


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In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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5 hours ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, you have a Poor Person's License.

 

I wish EGS didn't commit self die and glitch my save so I can't do any of the newly added story.

Granted, but the new story is actually a trojan that mines Bitcoin

 

I wish my dad could hurry up and get his cigarettes. It's been a couple years


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14 hours ago, piratemonkey said:

Granted, but the new story is actually a trojan that mines Bitcoin

 

I wish my dad could hurry up and get his cigarettes. It's been a couple years

granted! he dies from lung cancer.

 

I wish I had more strength.


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5 minutes ago, The King of the Undead said:

granted! he dies from lung cancer.

 

I wish I had more strength.

Granted, you are too strong that you accidentally bent your crown (or helmet thingy) and thus lost your ability to control the undead.

I wish CS:GO gets a graphics overhaul.


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Be a supportive player, and make sure to reflect a good image of the game community you are a part of. 

Don't kick a player unless they willingly want to ruin your experience.

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Just now, Void Master said:

Granted, you are too strong that you accidentally bent your crown (or helmet thingy) and thus lost your ability to control the undead.

I wish CS:GO gets a graphics overhaul.

Granted.  The graphics overhaul is done by Bandai which also owns “my little pony”. Somehow that department gets the job.  Now you win by cuddling other players.

 

i wish I knew more about what my financial situation is going to do in the next 6 months.

 

 


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4 minutes ago, Bombastinator said:

Granted.  The graphics overhaul is done by Bandai which also owns “my little pony”. Somehow that department gets the job.  Now you win by cuddling other players.

 

i wish I knew more about what my financial situation is going to do in the next 6 months.

 

 

granted! it's shit

 

I wish that I actually could raise the dead.


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Just now, The King of the Undead said:

I wish that I actually could raise the dead.

granted they kill you 


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2 minutes ago, The King of the Undead said:

granted! it's shit

 

I wish that I actually could raise the dead.

Granted.  The restless dead eat your brains.  
 

I wish I knew what kind of shit my financial situation would be in the next 6 months


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7 minutes ago, Bombastinator said:

Granted.  The restless dead eat your brains.  
 

I wish I knew what kind of shit my financial situation would be in the next 6 months

Granted it’s big shit


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4 hours ago, Drama Lama said:

Granted it’s big shit

I wish you would remember to make a wish.


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In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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21 hours ago, Tog Driver said:

I wish you would remember to make a wish.

granted! I don't.


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26 minutes ago, The King of the Undead said:

granted! I don't.

Granted, it's because you've forgotten how to communicate.

 

I wish I didn't have a bad idea for a wish.


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In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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8 minutes ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, it's because you've forgotten how to communicate.

 

I wish I didn't have a bad idea for a wish.

granted! you have no idea

 

I wish I was faster.


I live in misery USA. my timezone is central daylight time which is either UTC -5 or -4 because the government hates everyone.

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1 hour ago, The King of the Undead said:

granted! you have no idea

 

I wish I was faster.

Granted but everything is further away

 

I wish Intel could do something good


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48 minutes ago, piratemonkey said:

Granted but everything is further away

 

I wish Intel could do something good

Granted, it's so good that AMD implodes, without competition Intel does nothing.

 

I wish Snowrunner update would download faster.


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In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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5 hours ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, it's so good that AMD implodes, without competition Intel does nothing.

 

I wish Snowrunner update would download faster.

Granted but that's all you can download ever

 

I wish I could cook


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