Corrupt a Wish game

[RussiansRule]

11 hours ago, sub68 said:

granted but its hemroids

I wish i had more hard drives

Granted but the hard drives are burn down after getting 1/10 full

 

I wish for home chores would do themselves

[Tog Driver]

1 minute ago, RussiansRule said:

Granted but the hard drives are burn down after getting 1/10 full

 

I wish for home chores would do themselves

Granted, but they do themselves badly so you're worse of than if they weren't done.

 

I wish I wasn't so alone.

[Bombastinator]

Just now, RussiansRule said:

Granted but the hard drives are burn down after getting 1/10 full

 

I wish for home chores would do themselves

Granted: you are gifted with Mickey mouses magic broom.  It worked poorly for him.

 

I wish my financial crap was squared away.  This should have been done with 6 months ago.

[RussiansRule]

1 minute ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, but they do themselves badly so you're worse of than if they weren't done.

 

I wish I wasn't so alone.

Granted but now you want to be alone

 

1 minute ago, Bombastinator said:

Granted: you are gifted with Mickey mouses magic broom.  It worked poorly for him.

 

I wish my financial crap was squared away.  This should have been done with 6 months ago.

Granted but, but your bank became 0s and now you cant deal with "financial crap"

 

I wish for good games with good luck

[zeusthemoose]

48 minutes ago, RussiansRule said:

I wish for good games with good luck

Granted but your computer can’t get more than 1 FPS in them

 

i wish that all windows 10 home keys were free

[Bombastinator]

2 minutes ago, zeusthemoose said:

Granted but your computer can’t get more than 1 FPS in them

 

i wish that all windows 10 home keys were free

Granted: Windows is now ad supported. I think I’ll move to macOS.  I don’t care if they come out with a crap processor at that point.

 

i wish I wasn’t so sweaty.

 

 

[Tog Driver]

58 minutes ago, Bombastinator said:

Granted: Windows is now ad supported. I think I’ll move to macOS.  I don’t care if they come out with a crap processor at that point.

 

i wish I wasn’t so sweaty.

 

 

Granted, but in order to not be sweaty you had to take a maple syrup shower.

 

I wish I didn't waste money on things that didn't taste good.

[zeusthemoose]

1 minute ago, Tog Driver said:

I wish I didn't waste money on things that didn't taste good.

Granted: you can no longer taste anything

 

I wish I knew more about the upcoming ampere launch before it is announced 

[Bombastinator]

2 minutes ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, but in order to not be sweaty you had to take a maple syrup shower.

 

I wish I didn't waste money on things that didn't taste good.

Granted: *allows @Tog Driver to lick his elbow for free*
 

I wish I knew a way to make things work better

[Tog Driver]

17 minutes ago, Bombastinator said:

Granted: *allows @Tog Driver to lick his elbow for free*
 

I wish I knew a way to make things work better

Granted, you know the way but it doesn't work for you.

 

I wish I had more time to play multiplayer.

[RussiansRule]

14 hours ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, you know the way but it doesn't work for you.

 

I wish I had more time to play multiplayer.

Granted, but your only dead weight for your team

 

I wish cringe didn't exist

[Tog Driver]

2 hours ago, RussiansRule said:

Granted, but your only dead weight for your team

 

I wish cringe didn't exist

Granted, but now everything is cringe so the concept no longer exists because it's normal.

I wish my thinking was clearer.

[RussiansRule]

On 7/19/2020 at 5:07 PM, Tog Driver said:

Granted, but now everything is cringe so the concept no longer exists because it's normal.

I wish my thinking was clearer.

Granted, but now you forget stuff more than average

 

I wish my Refresh rate was better 

[Gegger]

6 minutes ago, RussiansRule said:

Granted, but now you forget stuff more than average

 

I wish my Refresh rate was better 

granted, your ratio is something weird that computers cant understand

 

i wish i could choke a void wall *no context*

[Bombastinator]

15 minutes ago, Gegger said:

granted, your ratio is something weird that computers cant understand

 

i wish i could choke a void wall *no context*

Granted: void walls now exist so you can choke them.  Humanity screams in terror as Cthulhu the great sleeper awakes to devour the earth.

*There are problems with a lack of context*
 

I wish I knew what was right.  Having to guess and trying to figure it out is hard.  It’s better than doing wrong because that person is willing to do so though.

 

 

[RussiansRule]

16 minutes ago, Bombastinator said:

Granted: void walls now exist so you can choke them.  Humanity screams in terror as Cthulhu the great sleeper awakes to devour the earth.

*There are problems with a lack of context*
 

I wish I knew what was right.  Having to guess and trying to figure it out is hard.  It’s better than doing wrong because that person is willing to do so though.

 

 

Granted, but you choose do the wrong

 

I wish new Berserk anime episodes would come out

[Bombastinator]

9 minutes ago, RussiansRule said:

Granted, but you choose do the wrong

 

I wish new Berserk anime episodes would come out

This is my greatest fear. 

granted:  they are commissioned by a breakfast cereal company as viral ads, are done Hanna Barbara style in partial animation and suck so hard you wish the real ones never existed.

 

i wish my foundation work was finished.

 

 

 

[ImAlsoRan]

2 hours ago, Bombastinator said:

This is my greatest fear. 

granted:  they are commissioned by a breakfast cereal company as viral ads, are done Hanna Barbara style in partial animation and suck so hard you wish the real ones never existed.

 

i wish my foundation work was finished.

 

 

 

Granted: The foundation is made entirely out of plastic

 

I wish for AT&T to relaunch the 2G network so I can use my MOTO RAZR V3 again. (For nostalgia ofc)

[RussiansRule]

9 hours ago, ImAlsoRan said:

Granted: The foundation is made entirely out of plastic

 

I wish for AT&T to relaunch the 2G network so I can use my MOTO RAZR V3 again. (For nostalgia ofc)

granted but it turns out to be that your phone died right AT&T building after getting 1 call

 

I wish the Germans never made the first jet plane

[Drama Lama]

8 minutes ago, RussiansRule said:

granted but it turns out to be that your phone died right AT&T building after getting 1 call

 

I wish the Germans never made the first jet plane

Granted they invented UFO like airplanes instead and won the war

Edited July 21, 2020 by Drama Lama

[Bombastinator]

17 minutes ago, Drama Lama said:

Granted they invented UFO like airplanes instead and won the war

Pointless factoid:

The Russians were actually doing that at one point.  They looked pretty good.  Got cut off by the fall of the Soviet Union.

[Tog Driver]

18 minutes ago, Bombastinator said:

Pointless factoid:

The Russians were actually doing that at one point.  They looked pretty good.  Got cut off by the fall of the Soviet Union.

Granted, the Soviet Union never falls, but gets fought off earth by the allies and they take over the moon, and colour it red so every evening every one on earth looks up to see the giant hammer and sickle on the moon.

 

I wish my coworkers weren’t jackasses. 

[FakeNSA]

1 minute ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, the Soviet Union never falls, but gets fought off earth by the allies and they take over the moon, and colour it red so every evening every one on earth looks up to see the giant hammer and sickle on the moon.

 

I wish my coworkers weren’t jackasses. 

Granted: They are now just regular donkeys.
I wish I didn't constantly forget to finish my post, and have to edit it awkwardly later. ^{Totally unrelated to this post. Never happened.}

[Tog Driver]

13 minutes ago, FakeNSA said:

Granted: They are now just regular donkeys.
I wish I didn't constantly forget to finish my post, and have to edit it awkwardly later. ^{Totally unrelated to this post. Never happened.}

Granted, instead of going back to edit it awkwardly you completely forget and people judge you silently.

 

I wish I didn’t lose my Epic minigun in empyrion galactic survival.

[Bombastinator]

4 minutes ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, instead of going back to edit it awkwardly you completely forget and people judge you silently.

 

I wish I didn’t lose my Epic minigun in empyrion galactic survival.

I resemble both of the previous I think.

 

granted, but you are never able to find bullets for it again.

 

I like @FakeNSA’s wish so much I’m going to alter it: I wish I was slower to hit enter on my posts and didn’t have the previously mentioned problems.