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Clean Wishes and Corruptions

Just now, Tcrumpen said:

Granted but all you can record are 10 long versions of Nyan Cat or Gangnam Stlye

 

I wish i have the guitar skills of John Pettruci

Sure, but you lose both your hands

Just now, Densetsu said:

Sure, but only Ricky Martin comes to record.

I wish for Linus' stock room.

Sure but it's only got 10 inch spiders with dripping fangs inside

Just now, ARikozuM said:

Granted, but you can only record Toxic by Britney Spears. 

 

I wish for Costco to have their beef tenderloin at $6/lb again and forever.

Sure, but it's secretly vegan and "don't worry, you won't notice the difference in taste!"

 

I wish only one person corrupted my wish.

We have a NEW and GLORIOUSER-ER-ER PSU Tier List Now. (dammit @LukeSavenije stop coming up with new ones)

You can check out the old one that gave joy to so many across the land here

 

Computer having a hard time powering on? Troubleshoot it with this guide. (Currently looking for suggestions to update it into the context of <current year> and make it its own thread)

Computer Specs:

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Mathresolvermajig: Intel Xeon E3 1240 (Sandy Bridge i7 equivalent)

Chillinmachine: Noctua NH-C14S
Framepainting-inator: EVGA GTX 1080 Ti SC2 Hybrid

Attachcorethingy: Gigabyte H61M-S2V-B3

Infoholdstick: Corsair 2x4GB DDR3 1333

Computerarmor: Silverstone RL06 "Lookalike"

Rememberdoogle: 1TB HDD + 120GB TR150 + 240 SSD Plus + 1TB MX500

AdditionalPylons: Phanteks AMP! 550W (based on Seasonic GX-550)

Letterpad: Rosewill Apollo 9100 (Cherry MX Red)

Buttonrodent: Razer Viper Mini + Huion H430P drawing Tablet

Auralnterface: Sennheiser HD 6xx

Liquidrectangles: LG 27UK850-W 4K HDR

 

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Just now, Energycore said:

I wish only one person corrupted my wish.

Granted, but you now get everyone on the forum's notifications.

I wish this wish was ignored so I don't have to come back here.

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Just now, Densetsu said:

Granted, but you now get everyone on the forum's notifications.

I wish this wish was ignored so I don't have to come back here.

Granted, most people on the forum will ignore your wish.

 

I wish I had a better laptop

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Just now, Densetsu said:

Granted, but you now get everyone on the forum's notifications.

I wish this wish was ignored so I don't have to come back here.

Error 010: Paradox prevention

 

I wish I could go to LTX

We have a NEW and GLORIOUSER-ER-ER PSU Tier List Now. (dammit @LukeSavenije stop coming up with new ones)

You can check out the old one that gave joy to so many across the land here

 

Computer having a hard time powering on? Troubleshoot it with this guide. (Currently looking for suggestions to update it into the context of <current year> and make it its own thread)

Computer Specs:

Spoiler

Mathresolvermajig: Intel Xeon E3 1240 (Sandy Bridge i7 equivalent)

Chillinmachine: Noctua NH-C14S
Framepainting-inator: EVGA GTX 1080 Ti SC2 Hybrid

Attachcorethingy: Gigabyte H61M-S2V-B3

Infoholdstick: Corsair 2x4GB DDR3 1333

Computerarmor: Silverstone RL06 "Lookalike"

Rememberdoogle: 1TB HDD + 120GB TR150 + 240 SSD Plus + 1TB MX500

AdditionalPylons: Phanteks AMP! 550W (based on Seasonic GX-550)

Letterpad: Rosewill Apollo 9100 (Cherry MX Red)

Buttonrodent: Razer Viper Mini + Huion H430P drawing Tablet

Auralnterface: Sennheiser HD 6xx

Liquidrectangles: LG 27UK850-W 4K HDR

 

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1 minute ago, Densetsu said:

Granted, but you now get everyone on the forum's notifications.

I wish this wish was ignored so I don't have to come back here.

 

 

 

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CPU: Intel - Core i7-8700K

CPU Cooler: be quiet! - PURE ROCK 
Thermal Compound: Arctic Silver - 5 High-Density Polysynthetic Silver 3.5g Thermal Paste 
Motherboard: ASRock Z370 Extreme4
Memory: G.Skill TridentZ RGB 2x8GB 3200/14
Storage: Samsung - 850 EVO-Series 500GB 2.5" Solid State Drive 
Storage: Samsung - 960 EVO 500GB M.2-2280 Solid State Drive
Storage: Western Digital - Blue 2TB 3.5" 5400RPM Internal Hard Drive
Storage: Western Digital - BLACK SERIES 3TB 3.5" 7200RPM Internal Hard Drive
Video Card: EVGA - 970 SSC ACX (1080 is in RMA)
Case: Fractal Design - Define R5 w/Window (Black) ATX Mid Tower Case
Power Supply: EVGA - SuperNOVA P2 750W with CableMod blue/black Pro Series
Optical Drive: LG - WH16NS40 Blu-Ray/DVD/CD Writer 
Operating System: Microsoft - Windows 10 Pro OEM 64-bit and Linux Mint Serena
Keyboard: Logitech - G910 Orion Spectrum RGB Wired Gaming Keyboard
Mouse: Logitech - G502 Wired Optical Mouse
Headphones: Logitech - G430 7.1 Channel  Headset
Speakers: Logitech - Z506 155W 5.1ch Speakers

 

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Just now, Crunchy Dragon said:

Granted, most people on the forum will ignore your wish.

 

I wish I had a better laptop

Granted, but it's 100lbs.

I wish you were better and corrupting wishes.

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2 minutes ago, Energycore said:

Error 010: Paradox prevention

 

I wish I could go to LTX

Granted but it's the Lemon Taco Expo and you eat way too many and destroy a toilet

I wish my I had the power of flight.

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Just now, Densetsu said:

Granted, but it's 100lbs.

I wish you were better and corrupting wishes.

Granted, I am now better and corrupting wishes

 

I wish people would use proper grammar and spelling when communicating

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Just now, Densetsu said:

Granted, but it's 100lbs.

I wish you were better and corrupting wishes.

Granted, but typo makes it difficult to stop being One Punch Man. 

 

I wish forum users could start use good spelling and grammar. 

Cor Caeruleus Reborn v6

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CPU: Intel - Core i7-8700K

CPU Cooler: be quiet! - PURE ROCK 
Thermal Compound: Arctic Silver - 5 High-Density Polysynthetic Silver 3.5g Thermal Paste 
Motherboard: ASRock Z370 Extreme4
Memory: G.Skill TridentZ RGB 2x8GB 3200/14
Storage: Samsung - 850 EVO-Series 500GB 2.5" Solid State Drive 
Storage: Samsung - 960 EVO 500GB M.2-2280 Solid State Drive
Storage: Western Digital - Blue 2TB 3.5" 5400RPM Internal Hard Drive
Storage: Western Digital - BLACK SERIES 3TB 3.5" 7200RPM Internal Hard Drive
Video Card: EVGA - 970 SSC ACX (1080 is in RMA)
Case: Fractal Design - Define R5 w/Window (Black) ATX Mid Tower Case
Power Supply: EVGA - SuperNOVA P2 750W with CableMod blue/black Pro Series
Optical Drive: LG - WH16NS40 Blu-Ray/DVD/CD Writer 
Operating System: Microsoft - Windows 10 Pro OEM 64-bit and Linux Mint Serena
Keyboard: Logitech - G910 Orion Spectrum RGB Wired Gaming Keyboard
Mouse: Logitech - G502 Wired Optical Mouse
Headphones: Logitech - G430 7.1 Channel  Headset
Speakers: Logitech - Z506 155W 5.1ch Speakers

 

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3 minutes ago, ARikozuM said:

Granted, but typo makes it difficult to stop being One Punch Man. 

 

I wish forum users could start use good spelling and grammar. 

Granted, but they only write in Russian

 

I wish my internet would stop being crap

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1 minute ago, Crunchy Dragon said:

Granted, but they only write in Russian

 

I wish my internet would stop being crap

Granted, but you can only talk to @Energycore and @Drak3 on Skype. 

 

I wish Google Blyat would become a real thing. 

 

Cor Caeruleus Reborn v6

Spoiler

CPU: Intel - Core i7-8700K

CPU Cooler: be quiet! - PURE ROCK 
Thermal Compound: Arctic Silver - 5 High-Density Polysynthetic Silver 3.5g Thermal Paste 
Motherboard: ASRock Z370 Extreme4
Memory: G.Skill TridentZ RGB 2x8GB 3200/14
Storage: Samsung - 850 EVO-Series 500GB 2.5" Solid State Drive 
Storage: Samsung - 960 EVO 500GB M.2-2280 Solid State Drive
Storage: Western Digital - Blue 2TB 3.5" 5400RPM Internal Hard Drive
Storage: Western Digital - BLACK SERIES 3TB 3.5" 7200RPM Internal Hard Drive
Video Card: EVGA - 970 SSC ACX (1080 is in RMA)
Case: Fractal Design - Define R5 w/Window (Black) ATX Mid Tower Case
Power Supply: EVGA - SuperNOVA P2 750W with CableMod blue/black Pro Series
Optical Drive: LG - WH16NS40 Blu-Ray/DVD/CD Writer 
Operating System: Microsoft - Windows 10 Pro OEM 64-bit and Linux Mint Serena
Keyboard: Logitech - G910 Orion Spectrum RGB Wired Gaming Keyboard
Mouse: Logitech - G502 Wired Optical Mouse
Headphones: Logitech - G430 7.1 Channel  Headset
Speakers: Logitech - Z506 155W 5.1ch Speakers

 

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1 minute ago, ARikozuM said:

Granted, but you can only talk to @Energycore and @Drak3 on Skype. 

 

I wish Google Blyat would become a real thing. 

 

Granted, you're sued by the full might of Google for it.

 

I wish I had a photographic memory.

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1 minute ago, Starelementpoke said:

Granted, you're sued by the full might of Google for it.

 

I wish I had a photographic memory.

Granted, but you're scarred by working with naked elderly persons.

 

I wish for nothing. 

Cor Caeruleus Reborn v6

Spoiler

CPU: Intel - Core i7-8700K

CPU Cooler: be quiet! - PURE ROCK 
Thermal Compound: Arctic Silver - 5 High-Density Polysynthetic Silver 3.5g Thermal Paste 
Motherboard: ASRock Z370 Extreme4
Memory: G.Skill TridentZ RGB 2x8GB 3200/14
Storage: Samsung - 850 EVO-Series 500GB 2.5" Solid State Drive 
Storage: Samsung - 960 EVO 500GB M.2-2280 Solid State Drive
Storage: Western Digital - Blue 2TB 3.5" 5400RPM Internal Hard Drive
Storage: Western Digital - BLACK SERIES 3TB 3.5" 7200RPM Internal Hard Drive
Video Card: EVGA - 970 SSC ACX (1080 is in RMA)
Case: Fractal Design - Define R5 w/Window (Black) ATX Mid Tower Case
Power Supply: EVGA - SuperNOVA P2 750W with CableMod blue/black Pro Series
Optical Drive: LG - WH16NS40 Blu-Ray/DVD/CD Writer 
Operating System: Microsoft - Windows 10 Pro OEM 64-bit and Linux Mint Serena
Keyboard: Logitech - G910 Orion Spectrum RGB Wired Gaming Keyboard
Mouse: Logitech - G502 Wired Optical Mouse
Headphones: Logitech - G430 7.1 Channel  Headset
Speakers: Logitech - Z506 155W 5.1ch Speakers

 

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2 minutes ago, ARikozuM said:

Granted, but you're scarred by working with naked elderly persons.

 

I wish for nothing. 

Granted, but your depth perception is messed up for the rest of your life.

 

I wish Amazon Cyka would be a real thing

 

Quote or tag me( @Crunchy Dragon) if you want me to see your reply

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15 minutes ago, Densetsu said:

Granted but it's the Lemon Taco Expo and you eat way too many and destroy a toilet

I wish my I had the power of flight.

Granted but you can't stop once you start flying

 

I wish i have the power of super strength

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2 minutes ago, ARikozuM said:

Granted, but you're scarred by working with naked elderly persons.

 

I wish for nothing. 

Granted, a void takes the place of the universe.

I wish I could submit a blank lab report and get the highest score.

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Just now, Tcrumpen said:

Granted but you can't stop once you start flying

 

I wish i have the power of super strength

Granted, but you can only use it for 15 minutes at a time with a 30 minute cooldown.

 

I wish people would quote the correct post instead of some random post from a few posts ago...

Quote or tag me( @Crunchy Dragon) if you want me to see your reply

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Just now, Crunchy Dragon said:

Granted, but your depth perception is messed up for the rest of your life.

 

I wish Amazon Cyka would be a real thing

 

Granted but everything you buy gets taken by the government because ... communism

 

I wish i could ride a horse professionally

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Just now, Tcrumpen said:

Granted but you can't stop once you start flying

 

I wish i have the power of super strength

Granted, but you cannot control it and break everything and everyone you touch.

I wish I had a hat.

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Just now, tjcater said:

Granted, a void takes the place of the universe.

I wish I could submit a blank lab report and get the highest score.

Granted, but the highest score you can with a blank lab report is 0.

 

I wish I had a DeLorean.

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Just now, Tcrumpen said:

Granted but everything you buy gets taken by the government because ... communism

 

I wish i could ride a horse professionally

Granted, you become sterile due to how rough the ride is.

 

I wish this thread would end.

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1 minute ago, Starelementpoke said:

Granted, you become sterile due to how rough the ride is.

 

I wish this thread would end.

Being sterile doesn't bother me so yay

 

Granted but 5 other thread open after this one closes

 

I wish for world peace

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Just now, Crunchy Dragon said:

Granted, but you can only use it for 15 minutes at a time with a 30 minute cooldown.

 

I wish people would quote the correct post instead of some random post from a few posts ago...

Granted, ...

 

I wish I could submit a blank lab report and get the highest score.

but I'm choosing one selectively. 

 

I wish to moderate my LAN.

Cor Caeruleus Reborn v6

Spoiler

CPU: Intel - Core i7-8700K

CPU Cooler: be quiet! - PURE ROCK 
Thermal Compound: Arctic Silver - 5 High-Density Polysynthetic Silver 3.5g Thermal Paste 
Motherboard: ASRock Z370 Extreme4
Memory: G.Skill TridentZ RGB 2x8GB 3200/14
Storage: Samsung - 850 EVO-Series 500GB 2.5" Solid State Drive 
Storage: Samsung - 960 EVO 500GB M.2-2280 Solid State Drive
Storage: Western Digital - Blue 2TB 3.5" 5400RPM Internal Hard Drive
Storage: Western Digital - BLACK SERIES 3TB 3.5" 7200RPM Internal Hard Drive
Video Card: EVGA - 970 SSC ACX (1080 is in RMA)
Case: Fractal Design - Define R5 w/Window (Black) ATX Mid Tower Case
Power Supply: EVGA - SuperNOVA P2 750W with CableMod blue/black Pro Series
Optical Drive: LG - WH16NS40 Blu-Ray/DVD/CD Writer 
Operating System: Microsoft - Windows 10 Pro OEM 64-bit and Linux Mint Serena
Keyboard: Logitech - G910 Orion Spectrum RGB Wired Gaming Keyboard
Mouse: Logitech - G502 Wired Optical Mouse
Headphones: Logitech - G430 7.1 Channel  Headset
Speakers: Logitech - Z506 155W 5.1ch Speakers

 

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Just now, Crunchy Dragon said:

Granted, but the highest score you can with a blank lab report is 0.

 

I wish I had a DeLorean.

Granted, but you don't have 1.21 Jigawatts to power it.

 

I wish the fire would stop burning.

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1 minute ago, Starelementpoke said:

Granted, but you don't have 1.21 Jigawatts to power it.

 

I wish the fire would stop burning.

Granted, the sun is now extinguished.

I wish I would do my report right now.

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