Corrupt a Wish game

[Bombastinator]

1 minute ago, wall03 said:

Granted, but it is 0.0000001% better

 

I want a happy life

Granted, but everyone around you and future generations die in agony.  The boomer philosophy.

 

i wish the world to live.

[wall03]

1 minute ago, Bombastinator said:

Granted, but everyone around you and future generations die in agony.  The boomer philosophy.

 

i wish the world to live.

Granted. For 1 second.

 

I want other people to not post on this thread

2 minutes ago, Tog Driver said:

At least it's better.

 

Granted, you die happy.

 

I wish I wasn't out of coffee.

Granted, but you are out of food

[Bombastinator]

Granted: for one second.

 

i wish gods will be done.  Unfortunately human understanding of that Will sucks.

[Gegger]

5 minutes ago, Bombastinator said:

Granted: for one second.

 

i wish gods will be done.  Unfortunately human understanding of that Will sucks.

granted, hoomans now have a random piece of airplane wreckage as their deity

 

i wish for @Eschew to not react to anything for 20 minutes and not retaliate by exploding my notification box

[Eschew]

22 minutes ago, Gegger said:

granted, hoomans now have a random piece of airplane wreckage as their deity

 

i wish for @Eschew to not react to anything for 20 minutes and not retaliate by exploding my notification box

Granted, 'chew doesn't react to things and doesn't explode notif boxes, later in the day, when 'chew sleeps. 

 

I wish everyone reading this didn't just lose The Game™.

 

Wait--

[Drama Lama]

4 minutes ago, Eschew said:

Granted, 'chew doesn't react to things and doesn't explode notif boxes, later in the day, when 'chew sleeps. 

 

I wish everyone reading this didn't just lose The Game™.

 

Wait--

Granted 

 

I wish my smart TV could also be a dumb monitor 

[FakeNSA]

5 minutes ago, Drama Lama said:

Granted 

 

I wish my smart TV could also be a dumb monitor 

Granted: it’s VGA only. 
I wish I had a social life. 

[Drama Lama]

3 minutes ago, FakeNSA said:

Granted: it’s VGA only. 
I wish I had a social life. 

Granted but after one day nobody wants to meet you because you are just a Fake NSA 

 

I wish for sunshine 

[FakeNSA]

5 minutes ago, Drama Lama said:

Granted but after one day nobody wants to meet you because you are just a Fake NSA 

 

I wish for sunshine 

Granted! You now live on the solar surface. 

[Tog Driver]

1 hour ago, Eschew said:

Granted, 'chew doesn't react to things and doesn't explode notif boxes, later in the day, when 'chew sleeps. 

 

I wish everyone reading this didn't just lose The Game™.

 

Wait--

Yoouuu.

[Void Master]

1 hour ago, FakeNSA said:

Granted! You now live on the solar surface. 

Granted you don't wish in this game anymore, and no one corrupts your wishes.

I wish 10000 RPM HDDs were more common.

[soundlogic]

27 minutes ago, Sushimus said:

Granted but theyre now the size of record players

 

I wish I was three inches taller

Granted but everyone else is now 9 inches taller.

I wish the Wii made a comeback

[Drama Lama]

1 minute ago, Aereldor said:

Granted but everyone else is now 9 inches taller.

I wish the Wii made a comeback

Granted but it’s made by EA and 2K so lots of microtramsactions

 

i wish I had a bigger monitor 

[soundlogic]

Just now, Drama Lama said:

Granted but it’s made by EA and 2K so lots of microtramsactions

 

i wish I had a bigger monitor 

Granted but it's a monitor lizard

[ImAlsoRan]

36 minutes ago, Drama Lama said:

Granted but it’s made by EA and 2K so lots of microtramsactions

 

i wish I had a bigger monitor 

Granted but the monitor doesn't turn on

 

I wish for a better GPU

[Gegger]

2 minutes ago, ImAlsoRan said:

Granted but the monitor doesn't turn on

 

I wish for a better GPU

granted, it fries everything in your system

 

i wish i wasnt in pain

[Drama Lama]

5 minutes ago, ImAlsoRan said:

Granted but the monitor doesn't turn on

 

I wish for a better GPU

Granted but you get only the GPU not the Graphics Card

[ImAlsoRan]

Just now, Drama Lama said:

Granted but you get only the GPU not the Graphics Card

im fine with that

[Gegger]

i wish you guys made a wish

[FakeNSA]

2 hours ago, Aereldor said:

Granted but everyone else is now 9 inches taller.

I wish the Wii made a comeback

Granted!
It was so successful that everything is now based on motion controls, including driving.     You monster.

 

I wish I had more callers at work.

[Tog Driver]

1 hour ago, FakeNSA said:

Granted!
It was so successful that everything is now based on motion controls, including driving.     You monster.

 

I wish I had more callers at work.

Granted, every shirt has a minimum of 7 collars.

I wish yesterday didn't pass by so quickly.

[soundlogic]

7 hours ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, every shirt has a minimum of 7 collars.

I wish yesterday didn't pass by so quickly.

Granted but it's yesterday forever.

I wish for more wishes

[Tog Driver]

3 hours ago, Aereldor said:

Granted but it's yesterday forever.

I wish for more wishes

Granted, but they get corrupted.

 

I wish for a nice cup of coffee.

[FakeNSA]

3 hours ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, but they get corrupted.

 

I wish for a nice cup of coffee.

Granted: You can never drink anything but coffee again. (Is that really a curse?)

 

I wish I could wake up in the mornings!

[Tog Driver]

2 hours ago, FakeNSA said:

Granted: You can never drink anything but coffee again. (Is that really a curse?)

 

I wish I could wake up in the mornings!

Granted, but you wake up late no matter what time you wanted to get up.

 

I wish the weather wasn’t going to be bad.