Corrupt a Wish game

[Docretier]

31 minutes ago, Quadriplegic said:

Granted, but it's a Dacia Sandero.

I wish all cryptocurrencies go kaput at the same time.

Granted, but the used market is flooded with abused gpus and you are forced to buy all of them

i wish my laptop was faster

[Guest]

6 minutes ago, Docretier said:

Granted, but the used market is flooded with abused gpus and you are forced to buy all of them

i wish my laptop was faster

Granted, but now it only has a 240p screen with no display out ports.

I wish I didn't procrastinate as much.

[Sauron]

32 minutes ago, tjcater said:

I wish I didn't procrastinate as much.

Granted, you now have OCD

 

I wish I could get my ring back

[ARikozuM]

4 minutes ago, Sauron said:

I wish I could get my ring back

Granted, but you have to throw it into a specific mountain's lava. 

 

I wish for an end on global war economies. 

[Ashiella]

6 minutes ago, Sauron said:

Granted, you now have OCD

 

I wish I could get my ring back

Granted, but its corroded.

 

I wish I had friends

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, Ashiella said:

Granted, but its corroded.

 

I wish I had friends

Granted, but you reject them all and come to the realization that you're the only friend you need.

 

I wish I had a flame thrower.

[Ashiella]

1 minute ago, Densetsu said:

Granted, but you reject them all and come to the realization that you're the only friend you need.

 

I wish I had a flame thrower.

Granted, but it guzzles 10 gallons a second.

 

I wish densetsu wasnt mean to me

[Eduard the weeb]

1 minute ago, Densetsu said:

Granted, but you reject them all and come to the realization that you're the only friend you need.

 

I wish I had a flame thrower.

Flame thower that only fire 1 inch away

[ARikozuM]

1 minute ago, Densetsu said:

I wish I had a flame thrower.

Granted, but its flame is always pointed towards you. 

 

I wish for an end to the Android vs iOS fanboy arguments.

[Eduard the weeb]

Just now, Ashiella said:

Granted, but it guzzles 10 gallons a second.

 

I wish densetsu wasnt mean to me

same.

He won't be but everyone else will

 

wish someone got me a Super Marine Spitfire

[Tcrumpen]

2 minutes ago, Densetsu said:

Granted, but you reject them all and come to the realization that you're the only friend you need.

 

I wish I had a flame thrower.

Granted but it burns you every single time

 

I wish i had the power of foresight

[Tcrumpen]

Just now, ARikozuM said:

Granted, but its flame is always pointed towards you. 

 

I wish for an end to the Android vs iOS fanboy arguments.

Granted but the resulting war rages on for a millenia

 

Wish i had a neuraliser

[Guest]

Just now, Tcrumpen said:

Granted but it burns you every single time

 

I wish i had the power of foresight

Granted, but it only allows you to see into people's pants.

 

I wish I didn't get my wish corrupted by 4 people at once.

[Tcrumpen]

Just now, Densetsu said:

Granted, but it only allows you to see into people's pants.

 

I wish I didn't get my wish corrupted by 4 people at once.

Granted but it's now corrupted by 3 million people every day

 

I wish i was Doctor Who

[JcGross]

4 minutes ago, Tcrumpen said:

Granted but it burns you every single time

 

I wish i had the power of foresight

Granted, but you can't change anything you see.

 

I wish I had a dollar every time someone said "i wish".

[ARikozuM]

Just now, Tcrumpen said:

Granted but it's now corrupted by 3 million people every day

 

I wish i was Doctor Who

Granted, but you're a cardiologist that no one remembers being a cardiologist. 

 

I wish @Densetsu would shut the #uck up.

[Tcrumpen]

Just now, JcGross said:

Granted, but now you're obsessed with avoiding your death.

 

I wish I had a dollar every time someone said "i wish".

Aren't people obsessed with avoiding death anyway?

 

Granted but it's in monopoly money

[Quadriplegic]

Just now, ARikozuM said:

Granted, but you're a cardiologist that no one remembers being a cardiologist. 

 

I wish @Densetsu would shut the #uck up.

Granted, but other forum members start spamming you with private messages.

I wish this game doesn't stop 

[Guest]

Just now, ARikozuM said:

Granted, but you're a cardiologist that no one remembers being a cardiologist. 

 

I wish @Densetsu would shut the #uck up.

Granted, the user changed their name.

I wish someone would do all of my lab reports for me.

[Guest]

Just now, tjcater said:

Granted, the user changed their name.

I wish someone would do all of my lab reports for me.

Granted, but it's done all wrong.

I wish @ARikozuM would share his true feelings about me.

 

 

 

Oh wait.

[ARikozuM]

Just now, tjcater said:

Granted, the user changed their name.

I wish someone would do all of my lab reports for me.

Granted, but you lose any chances for further publication. 

 

I wish @GoodBytes would change his name to RabbidBytes. 

[Energycore]

Just now, ARikozuM said:

Granted, but you lose any chances for further publication. 

 

I wish @GoodBytes would change his name to RabbidBytes. 

Sure, he died of rabies a week afterwards.

 

I wish I had a recording studio already

[Tcrumpen]

1 minute ago, Energycore said:

Sure, he died of rabies a week afterwards.

 

I wish I had a recording studio already

Granted but all you can record are 10 long versions of Nyan Cat or Gangnam Stlye

 

I wish i have the guitar skills of John Pettruci

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Energycore said:

Sure, he died of rabies a week afterwards.

 

I wish I had a recording studio already

Sure, but only Ricky Martin comes to record.

I wish for Linus' stock room.

[ARikozuM]

1 minute ago, Energycore said:

I wish I had a recording studio already

Granted, but you can only record Toxic by Britney Spears. 

 

I wish for Costco to have their beef tenderloin at $6/lb again and forever.