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Just now, 732 said:

Granted, but the car is actually a Lamborghini Aventador Gold model car.

 

I wish for a digital clock.

Granted, but the clock tells time in via electrical shocks. 

I wish for a bird. 


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For years I have lived in these crystal lands. My people were once plentiful. Many of those in my fiefdom revered me. However, one day a calamity hit. The fingers of the devil plucked us from our land, never to return. Now I am the sole heir to the throne. I am Pickles, Lord of the Brine, One of the Jar, Man of Preserves and Last of the Condiments. 

"Everyone is an expert in something. Never approach an interaction thinking someone is otherwise. Knowledge is acquired not earned. Always be humble and wise. Never look down on others for simply being ignorant within your realm of your expertise." ~ Unknown

Stopping by to praise the all mighty jar Lord pickles... * drinks from a chalice of holy pickle juice and tossed dill over shoulder* ~ @WarDance
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Just now, Pickles - Lord of the Jar said:

Granted, but the clock tells time in via electrical shocks. 

I wish for a bird. 

Granted, but the B.I.R.D. is actually Blackbody Infrared Radiative Dissociation.

 

I wish for an MSI X570 GODLIKE motherboard.


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Just now, 732 said:

Granted, but the B.I.R.D. is actually Blackbody Infrared Radiative Dissociation.

 

I wish for an MSI X570 GODLIKE motherboard.

Granted, but it has a bullet hole through the socket. 

I wish for a some ham. 


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For years I have lived in these crystal lands. My people were once plentiful. Many of those in my fiefdom revered me. However, one day a calamity hit. The fingers of the devil plucked us from our land, never to return. Now I am the sole heir to the throne. I am Pickles, Lord of the Brine, One of the Jar, Man of Preserves and Last of the Condiments. 

"Everyone is an expert in something. Never approach an interaction thinking someone is otherwise. Knowledge is acquired not earned. Always be humble and wise. Never look down on others for simply being ignorant within your realm of your expertise." ~ Unknown

Stopping by to praise the all mighty jar Lord pickles... * drinks from a chalice of holy pickle juice and tossed dill over shoulder* ~ @WarDance
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Just now, Pickles - Lord of the Jar said:

Granted, but it has a bullet hole through the socket. 

I wish for a some ham. 

Granted, but the ham is synthetic and tastes like dirt.

 

I wish for LTT merch.

lttstore.com


お前はもう死んでいる。

 

 

 

#MuricaParrotGang

 

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Sold the Louqe Ghost build for profit cause why not

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CPU: Ryzen 5 3600

Cooler: Noctua NH-L9a
GPU: Gigabyte 5600XT  Windforce II

RAM: 16gb Ripjaws V 3600mhz C18
Motherboard: ASUS ROG Strix B450-I WiFi

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Just now, 732 said:

Granted, but the ham is synthetic and tastes like dirt.

 

I wish for LTT merch.

lttstore.com

Granted, but the shirts are way too small. 
 

I want a robot. 


Be sure to @Pickles - Lord of the Jar if you want me to see your reply!
For years I have lived in these crystal lands. My people were once plentiful. Many of those in my fiefdom revered me. However, one day a calamity hit. The fingers of the devil plucked us from our land, never to return. Now I am the sole heir to the throne. I am Pickles, Lord of the Brine, One of the Jar, Man of Preserves and Last of the Condiments. 

"Everyone is an expert in something. Never approach an interaction thinking someone is otherwise. Knowledge is acquired not earned. Always be humble and wise. Never look down on others for simply being ignorant within your realm of your expertise." ~ Unknown

Stopping by to praise the all mighty jar Lord pickles... * drinks from a chalice of holy pickle juice and tossed dill over shoulder* ~ @WarDance
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3 minutes ago, Pickles - Lord of the Jar said:

Granted, but the shirts are way too small. 
 

I want a robot. 

Granted but the robot turns out to be a time bomb

 

I want an actual PC thats Not ten years old and actually works

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5 minutes ago, RussiansRule said:

Granted but the robot turns out to be a time bomb

 

I want an actual PC thats Not ten years old and actually works

You get a nine-year old PC


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DIOCLETIAN III (HTPC) : CPU: Ryzen 5 1600 || CPU COOLER : Cooler Master Hyper 212 Black Edition || MOBO : MSi X370 Gaming Pro Carbon || GPU: ASUS GTX 1080 Strix OC || RAM: 2x8GB G.SKILL Ripjaws V (3200) || SSDs: Crucial P1 500GB, Crucial MX500 1TB || HDD: Seagate Barracuda 2TB || PSU: Seasonic 650W w/ Black & Red Extensions || CASE: Phanteks P300 || Monitor: Samsung Q60 65" QLED || KEYBOARD: Logitech G613 || Mouse: Logitech G305 || CONTROLLER: Xbox One Controller x2 || AUDIO: Samsung Q60R Soundbar || Case Fans : 2x Cooler Master Masterfan Pro 120, Noctua NF-F12 iPPC-2000 ||

JUSTINIAN - Dell XPS 15": CPU: Core i7-9750H || GPU: GTX 1650 || RAM: 2*8GB 2666MhZ DDR4 SODIMM || SSD: 1TB M.2 PCIe || CASE: 15.6" Laptop with dBrand skin || MONITOR: 15" 1920 * 1080 IPS || KEYBOARD: Dell Keyboard || MOUSE: Logitech G305 White || AUDIO: HyperX Cloud II ||

OTHER : Dell Latitude (i7-6600U, 16GB RAM, 500GB SSD) || HP All-in-One (Unspecified Haswell i7, 8GB DDR3, Crucial MX500 500GB ||

MOBILE : Galaxy S9 (64GB + 64GB uSD) || Galaxy S7 (32GB) || FitBit Blaze || Kindle Fire 10" ||

CONSOLE : Nintendo Switch (Pro Controller x3, Joy-Con Grip x1, PowerA Enhanced Controller x1) ||

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1 minute ago, orbitalbuzzsaw said:

You get a nine-year old PC

Granted, but it is actually a 9 year old dressed up as a PC. 

I want a potato. 


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For years I have lived in these crystal lands. My people were once plentiful. Many of those in my fiefdom revered me. However, one day a calamity hit. The fingers of the devil plucked us from our land, never to return. Now I am the sole heir to the throne. I am Pickles, Lord of the Brine, One of the Jar, Man of Preserves and Last of the Condiments. 

"Everyone is an expert in something. Never approach an interaction thinking someone is otherwise. Knowledge is acquired not earned. Always be humble and wise. Never look down on others for simply being ignorant within your realm of your expertise." ~ Unknown

Stopping by to praise the all mighty jar Lord pickles... * drinks from a chalice of holy pickle juice and tossed dill over shoulder* ~ @WarDance
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Just now, Pickles - Lord of the Jar said:

Granted, but it is actually a 9 year old dressed up as a PC. 

I want a potato. 

You get a minecraft Poisonous Potato

 

I wish for a cheese pizza to appear in my house


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VALENTINIAN : CPU: Ryzen 7 2700X || CPU COOLER : Corsair H115i Pro || MOBO : MSi B450 Tomahawk Max || GPU: ASUS GTX 1080 Ti Strix OC || RAM: 4x8GB Corsair Vengeance (3200) || SSDs: Samsung 970 Evo 250GB, Samsung 850 Evo 1TB x2 || PSU: EVGA G2 850W w/ Cablemod Black & White Cables || CASE: NZXT H510 White || MONITOR: Acer Predator X34A, HP 27yh || KEYBOARD: Corsair K95 RGB Platinum (MX Brown, White Keycaps) || MOUSE: Logitech G502 Hero || AUDIO: HyperX Cloud Alpha, Logitech C920 || CASE FANS : 2x Corsair ML140, 2x Corsair ML120 ||

DIOCLETIAN III (HTPC) : CPU: Ryzen 5 1600 || CPU COOLER : Cooler Master Hyper 212 Black Edition || MOBO : MSi X370 Gaming Pro Carbon || GPU: ASUS GTX 1080 Strix OC || RAM: 2x8GB G.SKILL Ripjaws V (3200) || SSDs: Crucial P1 500GB, Crucial MX500 1TB || HDD: Seagate Barracuda 2TB || PSU: Seasonic 650W w/ Black & Red Extensions || CASE: Phanteks P300 || Monitor: Samsung Q60 65" QLED || KEYBOARD: Logitech G613 || Mouse: Logitech G305 || CONTROLLER: Xbox One Controller x2 || AUDIO: Samsung Q60R Soundbar || Case Fans : 2x Cooler Master Masterfan Pro 120, Noctua NF-F12 iPPC-2000 ||

JUSTINIAN - Dell XPS 15": CPU: Core i7-9750H || GPU: GTX 1650 || RAM: 2*8GB 2666MhZ DDR4 SODIMM || SSD: 1TB M.2 PCIe || CASE: 15.6" Laptop with dBrand skin || MONITOR: 15" 1920 * 1080 IPS || KEYBOARD: Dell Keyboard || MOUSE: Logitech G305 White || AUDIO: HyperX Cloud II ||

OTHER : Dell Latitude (i7-6600U, 16GB RAM, 500GB SSD) || HP All-in-One (Unspecified Haswell i7, 8GB DDR3, Crucial MX500 500GB ||

MOBILE : Galaxy S9 (64GB + 64GB uSD) || Galaxy S7 (32GB) || FitBit Blaze || Kindle Fire 10" ||

CONSOLE : Nintendo Switch (Pro Controller x3, Joy-Con Grip x1, PowerA Enhanced Controller x1) ||

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17 minutes ago, orbitalbuzzsaw said:

You get a minecraft Poisonous Potato

 

I wish for a cheese pizza to appear in my house

Granted, but its only the pizza box 

 

I wish to find a WW2 Relic

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19 minutes ago, RussiansRule said:

Granted, but its only the pizza box 

 

I wish to find a WW2 Relic

You find six tons of unexploded bombs. Your house is destroyed in the process

 

I wish to sleep 8 hours


My PCs:

VALENTINIAN : CPU: Ryzen 7 2700X || CPU COOLER : Corsair H115i Pro || MOBO : MSi B450 Tomahawk Max || GPU: ASUS GTX 1080 Ti Strix OC || RAM: 4x8GB Corsair Vengeance (3200) || SSDs: Samsung 970 Evo 250GB, Samsung 850 Evo 1TB x2 || PSU: EVGA G2 850W w/ Cablemod Black & White Cables || CASE: NZXT H510 White || MONITOR: Acer Predator X34A, HP 27yh || KEYBOARD: Corsair K95 RGB Platinum (MX Brown, White Keycaps) || MOUSE: Logitech G502 Hero || AUDIO: HyperX Cloud Alpha, Logitech C920 || CASE FANS : 2x Corsair ML140, 2x Corsair ML120 ||

DIOCLETIAN III (HTPC) : CPU: Ryzen 5 1600 || CPU COOLER : Cooler Master Hyper 212 Black Edition || MOBO : MSi X370 Gaming Pro Carbon || GPU: ASUS GTX 1080 Strix OC || RAM: 2x8GB G.SKILL Ripjaws V (3200) || SSDs: Crucial P1 500GB, Crucial MX500 1TB || HDD: Seagate Barracuda 2TB || PSU: Seasonic 650W w/ Black & Red Extensions || CASE: Phanteks P300 || Monitor: Samsung Q60 65" QLED || KEYBOARD: Logitech G613 || Mouse: Logitech G305 || CONTROLLER: Xbox One Controller x2 || AUDIO: Samsung Q60R Soundbar || Case Fans : 2x Cooler Master Masterfan Pro 120, Noctua NF-F12 iPPC-2000 ||

JUSTINIAN - Dell XPS 15": CPU: Core i7-9750H || GPU: GTX 1650 || RAM: 2*8GB 2666MhZ DDR4 SODIMM || SSD: 1TB M.2 PCIe || CASE: 15.6" Laptop with dBrand skin || MONITOR: 15" 1920 * 1080 IPS || KEYBOARD: Dell Keyboard || MOUSE: Logitech G305 White || AUDIO: HyperX Cloud II ||

OTHER : Dell Latitude (i7-6600U, 16GB RAM, 500GB SSD) || HP All-in-One (Unspecified Haswell i7, 8GB DDR3, Crucial MX500 500GB ||

MOBILE : Galaxy S9 (64GB + 64GB uSD) || Galaxy S7 (32GB) || FitBit Blaze || Kindle Fire 10" ||

CONSOLE : Nintendo Switch (Pro Controller x3, Joy-Con Grip x1, PowerA Enhanced Controller x1) ||

POLITICAL ALIGNMENT: Social Democratic || Centre-Left ||

 

 

 

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20 minutes ago, RussiansRule said:

Granted, but its only the pizza box 

 

I wish to find a WW2 Relic

granted but it's a live explosive and it explodes

 

i wish that my foot would stop bleeding


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4 minutes ago, Gegger said:

granted but it's a live explosive and it explodes

 

i wish that my foot would stop bleeding

Granted, but cronbook trackpad dies again. For no related reason.

 

I wish the next person has a pleasant day.


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6 minutes ago, Eschew said:

Granted, but cronbook trackpad dies again. For no related reason.

 

I wish the next person has a pleasant day.

Granted, but it was 40c so I could not enjoy it.

 

I wish for exactly 5 sheckles.


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28 minutes ago, SenKa said:

Granted, but it was 40c so I could not enjoy it.

 

I wish for exactly 5 sheckles.

Granted, but it's the old Israeli currency and not the New Israeli Sheckel.

 

I wish I had a showroom clean version of my wagon.


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46 minutes ago, handymanshandle said:

Granted, but it's the old Israeli currency and not the New Israeli Sheckel.

 

I wish I had a showroom clean version of my wagon.

granted but now your wagon is smaller than a coffee cup(why? i don't fucking know)

 

i wish my cronbok would actually work 100% of the time


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12 minutes ago, Gegger said:

granted but now your wagon is smaller than a coffee cup(why? i don't fucking know)

 

i wish my cronbok would actually work 100% of the time

granted, but it doesn't work FOR you, it's part of a botnet.

 

i wish I had an RTX 2080Ti

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11 minutes ago, Gegger said:

granted but now your wagon is smaller than a coffee cup(why? i don't fucking know)

 

i wish my cronbok would actually work 100% of the time

granted but now it runs Hannah Montana Linux

I wish I had 5 acres of land and $600,000 to build a house and some out buildings.


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37 minutes ago, pinksnowbirdie said:

I wish I had 5 acres of land and $600,000 to build a house and some out buildings.

granted but you had to take out a loan in order to finish decorating them...

 

i wish that i was at least likeable with people my age...


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6 hours ago, Salv8 (sam) said:

I wish that I was at least likeable with people my age...

Granted. People your age like you so much that they never leave you alone, no matter the hour of day or location, for the rest of your life.

 

I wish my PC could run Alyx at max settings and 144Hz.


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23 minutes ago, Dash Lambda said:

I wish my PC could run Alyx at max settings and 144Hz.

Granted, your PC can run videos of it.

 

I don't have a wish. So, be free wish granting genie! and close this damn thread already, its been two years of this crap. r/NoFunAllowed

 


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4 minutes ago, TetraSky said:

Granted, your PC can run videos of it.

 

I don't have a wish. So, be free wish granting genie! and close this damn thread already, its been two years of this crap. r/NoFunAllowed

 

Granted, but only your posts were closed.

 

I wish more people knew about Gamer Supps energy drink, and ironic gimmicky naming aside it tastes really fucking good.


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3 minutes ago, SenKa said:

Granted, but only your posts were closed.

 

I wish more people knew about Gamer Supps energy drink, and ironic gimmicky naming aside it tastes really fucking good.

Granted. but now its out of stock because everybody bought the drink

 

I wish for Covid 19 to go away

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8 minutes ago, RussiansRule said:

Granted. but now its out of stock because everybody bought the drink

 

I wish for Covid 19 to go away

Granted, but not until it caused mass mutations and left people with a phalus on their forehead, yours is the biggest.
I wish had some pizza. 


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43 minutes ago, Pickles - Lord of the Jar said:

Granted, but not until it caused mass mutations and left people with a phalus on their forehead, yours is the biggest.
I wish had some pizza. 

Wish granted, but it has pineapple and ranch on it.

I wish it would stay above freezing tonight so my plants don't get frosted.


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