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Just now, tjcater said:

Granted, but the world order collapses.

I wish for a box of donuts.

granted but theyre all raisin filled

 

i wish i knew the factual history of the universe from top to bottom

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Just now, cluelessgenius said:

granted but theyre all raisin filled

 

i wish i knew the factual history of the universe from top to bottom

Granted, but it takes longer than your lifetime to understand the underlining principles.

I wish less major Chinese OEMs would copy Apple's design.

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2 minutes ago, cluelessgenius said:

granted but theyre all raisin filled

 

i wish i knew the factual history of the universe from top to bottom

Granted, but you feel the expansion of space starting from the Big Bang or [INSERT CREATION MYTHOS].

 

I wish people would stop being antitheists. 

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8 minutes ago, ARikozuM said:

Granted, but you feel the expansion of space starting from the Big Bang or [INSERT CREATION MYTHOS].

 

I wish people would stop being antitheists. 

granted but we go back to burning people for "witch craft" and praying being the best option in case of any illness or tragedy

 

i wish i could relive my life so far but with keeping the knowledge i have now.

 

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12 minutes ago, ARikozuM said:

Granted, but you feel the expansion of space starting from the Big Bang or [INSERT CREATION MYTHOS].

 

I wish people would stop being antitheists. 

oh crap i think i read that wrong :P

 

ahh.. screw it it still kinda fits :D

"You know it'll clock down as soon as it hits 40°C, right?" - "Yeah ... but it doesnt hit 40°C ... ever  😄"

 

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I wish I could figure out what I do that makes people not like me.

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In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

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3 minutes ago, TheClueLessMajority said:

I wish I could figure out what I do that makes people not like me.

Granted, but there's nothing you can do about it.

 

I wish users would fear me and my staff position more...

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1 minute ago, Crunchy Dragon said:

Granted, but there's nothing you can do about it.

 

I wish users would fear me and my staff position more...

Didn't say I would change it, I just want to know why,

 

granted, but I steal your sunglasses and you get blinded by the sun.

 

I wish for a delicious burrito.

† † †

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
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Just now, TheClueLessMajority said:

Didn't say I would change it, I just want to know why,

 

granted, but I steal your sunglasses and you get blinded by the sun.

 

I wish for a delicious burrito.

Ah see, that would be a problem, if I actually went outside :P

*BANNED*

 

Granted, but it's from Taco Bell.

 

I wish I had 5 thousand United States Dollars so I could upgrade my PC's graphics card, RAM, and storage.

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1 minute ago, TheClueLessMajority said:

Didn't say I would change it, I just want to know why,

 

granted, but I steal your sunglasses and you get blinded by the sun.

 

I wish for a delicious burrito.

Granted, but you find a hair in it

 

i wish for a giant roach with laser eyes so I can ride it and scare people

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1 minute ago, Crunchy Dragon said:

Ah see, that would be a problem, if I actually went outside :P

*BANNED*

 

Granted, but it's from Taco Bell.

 

I wish I had 5 thousand United States Dollars so I could upgrade my PC's graphics card, RAM, and storage.

Granted, but none of the hardware you buy with that money will work

 

I wish for a nice high five 

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2 minutes ago, Crunchy Dragon said:

Ah see, that would be a problem, if I actually went outside :P

*BANNED*

 

Granted, but it's from Taco Bell.

 

I wish I had 5 thousand United States Dollars so I could upgrade my PC's graphics card, RAM, and storage.

Taco Bell? That could work . . .

 

granted, but there are misunderstandings and you end up with a card with a screen shot of a game on it, a male sheep, and a shelf.

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In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
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4 minutes ago, Docretier said:

Granted, but you find a hair in it

 

i wish for a giant roach with laser eyes so I can ride it and scare people

Granted, but it scares you too.

 

I wish I could figure out the perfect reputation farm.

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In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
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31 minutes ago, TheClueLessMajority said:

Granted, but it scares you too.

 

I wish I could figure out the perfect reputation farm.

Granted, but everyone also knows it and uses it better than you

 

I wish for for a cool robot

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10 minutes ago, Docretier said:

Granted, but everyone also knows it and uses it better than you

 

I wish for for a cool robot

Granted, you have a small, cold, toy robot.

 

I wish I could think clearly.

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In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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5 minutes ago, TheClueLessMajority said:

Granted, you have a small, cold, toy robot.

 

I wish I could think clearly.

Granted, but the thoughts are so detailed and clear that thinking of anything slightly scary is absolutely terrifying for you. You slowly drift into madness as you are afraid of your thoughts.

 

i wish I could hold a dead small xenomorph, that way it isn’t going to kill me

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23 minutes ago, Docretier said:

Granted, but the thoughts are so detailed and clear that thinking of anything slightly scary is absolutely terrifying for you. You slowly drift into madness as you are afraid of your thoughts.

 

i wish I could hold a dead small xenomorph, that way it isn’t going to kill me

Granted, but the large, live xenomorphs kill you.

 

I wish I would stop looking like an idiot.

† † †

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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2 minutes ago, TheClueLessMajority said:

Granted, but the large, live xenomorphs kill you.

 

I wish I would stop looking like an idiot.

Granted, you are now invisible.

I wish the Student Union here would finish renovations.

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3 minutes ago, tjcater said:

Granted, you are now invisible.

I wish the Student Union here would finish renovations.

Granted, they renovate you into a small room that you can't leave.

 

I wish I wouldn't be slowly suffocating.

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In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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36 minutes ago, TheClueLessMajority said:

Granted, they renovate you into a small room that you can't leave.

 

I wish I wouldn't be slowly suffocating.

granted, now you're suffocating quickly.

 

I wish certain users would stop complaining about student-related things.

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12 minutes ago, Crunchy Dragon said:

granted, now you're suffocating quickly.

 

I wish certain users would stop complaining about student-related things.

Granted, now they complain about you instead.

 

I wish the "@" function always worked.

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In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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18 minutes ago, Crunchy Dragon said:

granted, now you're suffocating quickly.

 

I wish certain users would stop complaining about student-related things.

Granted, now we complain about political-related things :P

 

I wish we could react to personal messages, I just like reacting.

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3 hours ago, tjcater said:

Granted, now we complain about political-related things :P

 

I wish we could react to personal messages, I just like reacting.

Granted, but you can't react to anything anymore, only others can.

 

I wish the Banning Game didn't die without me.

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In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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1 hour ago, TheClueLessMajority said:

Granted, but you can't react to anything anymore, only others can.

 

I wish the Banning Game didn't die without me.

Granted, but the rest of the forum dies without you.

 

I wish I could leave work so i can go play ESO, but still get paid for working the full day.

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Just now, Tsuki said:

Granted, but the rest of the forum dies without you.

 

I wish I could leave work so i can go play ESO, but still get paid for working the full day.

Granted, but you get demoted so you only get paid 1/10 of what you used to.

 

I wish I could upload larger files for profile pictures.

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In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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