Corrupt a Wish game

[LienusLateTips]

5 minutes ago, Sauron said:

Granted, they now call you directly on the phone.

 

 

I wish I had a ferrari

Granted, now you have a horse named Ferrari.

 

I wish they sold Black Thunder bars anywhere in Canada.

[Inversion]

1 minute ago, JDE said:

Granted, now you have a horse named Ferrari.

 

I wish they sold Black Thunder bars anywhere in Canada.

Granted, but you're now violently allergic to them.

 

I wish I could get a girlfriend.

[Crunchy Dragon]

11 minutes ago, Inversion said:

Granted, but you're now violently allergic to them.

 

I wish I could get a girlfriend.

Granted, but she's a complete jerk.

 

I wish computer part prices would be normal.

[ARikozuM]

11 minutes ago, Inversion said:

Granted, but you're now violently allergic to them.

 

I wish I could get a girlfriend.

Granted, you're friend-zoned with every other woman from this point on. Don't screw it up!

 

I wish my wife would stop asking me questions where the truthful answer is difficult to retreat from. 

[Docretier]

On 4/21/2018 at 5:34 PM, ARikozuM said:

Granted, you're friend-zoned with every other woman from this point on. Don't screw it up!

 

I wish my wife would stop asking me questions where the truthful answer is difficult to retreat from. 

Granted, the questions now have truthful answers that are impossible to retreat from

 

I wish for dozen eggs that are perfect in every way

[ARikozuM]

6 minutes ago, Docretier said:

Granted, the questions now have truthful answers that are impossible to retreat from

 

I wish for dozen eggs that are perfect in every way

Granted, you've mastered Plato's perfect forms

and can only realize those dozen perfect eggs through thought exercises. 

 

I wish for world domination by perfectly playing seventeen games of Minesweeper without hitting blanks. 

[Marinatall_Ironside]

2 hours ago, ARikozuM said:

I wish for world domination by perfectly playing seventeen games of Minesweeper without hitting blanks. 

Granted, but one of the blanks turns out to be a roadside bomb, ruining your quest for world domination for all eternity.

 

I wish for Alec and Sarah Kerrigan to be in real life so I can follow them on social media, and keep in touch with them via SMS text messaging

[LienusLateTips]

1 minute ago, JurunceNK said:

Granted, but one of the blanks turns out to be a roadside bomb, ruining your quest for world domination for all eternity.

 

I wish for Alec and Sarah Kerrigan to be in real life so I can follow them on social media, and keep in touch with them via SMS text messaging

Granted, but someone made a virtual world called "real life" so they are in there

 

I wish I could walk faster.

[ARikozuM]

15 minutes ago, JDE said:

 

I wish I could walk faster.

Granted, each step sends you flying 3.1415 light years in a random, or arbitrary if you’re that type of person, direction.

 

I wish @JurunceNK would delete the “granted” section in/of the quote.

[LienusLateTips]

1 minute ago, ARikozuM said:

I wish @JurunceNK would delete the “granted” section in/of the quote.

Granted, but he/she changed his name to something else and someone else changed their name to @JurunceNK and that person doesn't do it.

 

I wish the United States Internal Revenue Service didn't exist.

[Marinatall_Ironside]

Just now, ARikozuM said:

I wish @JurunceNK would delete the “granted” section in/of the quote.

Before it can be replaced, you have three choices: "permitted", "dickbutt", or "turnip". ?

 

I wish there was more art involving brother/sister Alec and Sarah Kerrigan. I can't keep making it all on my own >.>

[LienusLateTips]

Just now, JurunceNK said:

I wish there was more art involving brother/sister Alec and Sarah Kerrigan. I can't keep making it all on my own >.>

Permitted, but Donald Trump/Melania Trump change their names to Alec Kerrigan/Sarah Carrigan and the art is about them.

 

I wish hypebeasts, at least the ones that are bit**es didn't exist.

[Marinatall_Ironside]

1 minute ago, JDE said:

Permitted, but Donald Trump/Melania Trump change their names to Alec Kerrigan/Sarah Carrigan and the art is about them.

 

I wish hypebeasts, at least the ones that are bit**es didn't exist.

Ew. ??????????????????????????

 

Permitted, but the hyperbeasts default to being bitches after thirty minutes of their existences, then they have an existential crisis.

[minibois]

I wish someone would revive this thread

[wasab]

11 hours ago, minibois said:

I wish someone would revive this thread

Granted but I am gonna be shit posting here from now on. 

[Pickles von Brine]

No wish granted. So i will make my own:

I wish to become a real boy. 

[PlayStation 2]

3 minutes ago, Pickles - Lord of the Jar said:

No wish granted. So i will make my own:

I wish to become a real boy. 

*snap* Check your pants.

 

I wish I was more creative with wishes.

[Pickles von Brine]

1 minute ago, handymanshandle said:

*snap* Check your pants.

 

I wish I was more creative with wishes.

Granted, but now each time you make a wish you grow an inch shorter. You may want to check your pants. 

I wish I could lay eggs. 

[ARikozuM]

4 minutes ago, handymanshandle said:

I wish I was more creative with wishes.

Granted, but they have to be weeb-themed. 

 

I wish I didn't have allergies.

[Pickles von Brine]

4 minutes ago, ARikozuM said:

Granted, but they have to be weeb-themed. 

 

I wish I didn't have allergies.

Granted but now you grow cat hair in places instead. 

I wish for a gallon of milk. 

[find_better_name_later]

48 minutes ago, Pickles - Lord of the Jar said:

Granted but now you grow cat hair in places instead. 

I wish for a gallon of milk. 

Granted, but you have to drink it straight out of the carton and all in one sitting. 

 

I wish that the squirrel at my window stopped staring at me.

[handymanshandle]

That squirrel stopped staring at you but is now in your house, look to your left

 

I wish I had a Boeing 717 or a Cirrus Vision Jet SF-50 G2

[732]

That Boeing 717 is a 1/1000 scale model and can be used as a paperweight

 

I wish for a carpet.

[Pickles von Brine]

12 minutes ago, 732 said:

That Boeing 717 is a 1/1000 scale model and can be used as a paperweight

 

I wish for a carpet.

Granted, but the carpet is covered in cat piss. 

I wish for a new car.

[732]

Just now, Pickles - Lord of the Jar said:

Granted, but the carpet is covered in cat piss. 

I wish for a new car.

Granted, but the car is actually a Lamborghini Aventador Gold model car.

 

I wish for a digital clock.