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Just now, Razor02097 said:

Granted but lightning strikes it, splitting it clean down the middle.

 

I with I had a new phone

Granted, But I steal it and sell it to get money to buy a new tree.

 

I wish I didn't use all my good luck ~3 years ago.

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In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

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50 minutes ago, TheClueLessMajority said:

Granted, But I steal it and sell it to get money to buy a new tree.

 

I wish I didn't use all my good luck ~3 years ago.

Granted, but you used all your bad luck so you are in quite a shithole right now.

 

i wish whoever corrupts my wish would confess their love for me.

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2 minutes ago, wasab said:

Granted, but you used all your bad luck so you are in quite a shithole right now.

 

i wish whoever corrupts my wish would confess their love for me.

Granted, but no one loves you so no one confesses.

 

I wish I had a case of new Floppy Discs.

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In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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2 minutes ago, TheClueLessMajority said:

Granted, but no one loves you so no one confesses.

 

I wish I had a case of new Floppy Discs.

Foul, you hadn’t granted my wish.

Sudo make me a sandwich 

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Just now, wasab said:

Foul, you hadn’t granted my wish.

You left me no choice.

† † †

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
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Just now, TheClueLessMajority said:

You left me no choice.

Say you love me. Go on, I will wait :D

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3 minutes ago, TheClueLessMajority said:

Granted, but no one loves you so no one confesses.

 

I wish I had a case of new Floppy Discs.

Granted, but they are just rubber discs that are floppy.

 

I wish I lived in Vancouver proper.

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Just now, wasab said:

Say you love me. Go on, I will wait :D

. . .    First, good job on setting this up, very clever, Second I don't know you that well, soooo. . .

† † †

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
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1 minute ago, JDE said:

Granted, but they are just rubber discs that are floppy.

 

I wish I lived in Vancouver proper.

still cool,

 

Granted, but it turns into Vancouver improper.

 

I wish I didn't fall into @wasab's well placed trap. 

† † †

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

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Just now, TheClueLessMajority said:

still cool,

 

Granted, but it turns into Vancouver improper.

 

I wish I didn't fall into @wasab's well placed trap. 

I was expecting Vancouver WA or something.

 

Granted, now you fly into @wasab's well placed trap.

 

I wish my house had AC.

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11 hours ago, JDE said:

I was expecting Vancouver WA or something.

 

Granted, now you fly into @wasab's well placed trap.

 

I wish my house had AC.

(good one)

 

Granted, your house is connected to an AC power grid.

 

I wish for the ability to easily think up wishes.

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In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
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On 3/30/2018 at 12:24 AM, TheClueLessMajority said:

(good one)

 

Granted, your house is connected to an AC power grid.

 

I wish for the ability to easily think up wishes.

Granted, but all wishes must involve cats

 

i wish for 3 more wishes

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23 minutes ago, Docretier said:

Granted, but all wishes must involve cats

 

i wish for 3 more wishes

Granted, but you only have 5 minutes to formulate all 3 and it has to be in perfect spoken Mandarin.

 

I wish to find an affordable house on Montreal Island.

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5 minutes ago, wkdpaul said:

Granted, but you only have 5 minutes to formulate all 3 and it has to be in perfect spoken Mandarin.

 

I wish to find an affordable house on Montreal Island.

Granted, but it the roof has holes and doesn't have a garage.

 

I wish to buy a new Sony WH-1000XM2 active noise cancelling headphones this May

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On 4/17/2018 at 7:50 AM, captain_to_fire said:

Granted, but it the roof has holes and doesn't have a garage.

 

I wish to buy a new Sony WH-1000XM2 active noise cancelling headphones this May

Granted, but they think you stole them and you get arrested.

 

I wish I was the worlds best type-er.

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In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
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4 hours ago, TheClueLessMajority said:

Granted, but they think you stole them and you get arrested.

 

I wish I was the worlds best type-er.

Granted, but only on the numpad

 

I wish I had a life

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2 minutes ago, Bwopper said:

Granted, but only on the numpad

 

I wish I had a life

Granted, but someone takes it.

 

I wish I could finish this mission I'm working on in World of Tanks.

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In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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5 hours ago, TheClueLessMajority said:

Granted, but someone takes it.

 

I wish I could finish this mission I'm working on in World of Tanks.

Granted, but North Korea changed it's name to World of Tanks before I started.

 

I wish I could speak Hokkien

 

 

On 17/04/2018 at 5:43 AM, wkdpaul said:

Granted, but you only have 5 minutes to formulate all 3 and it has to be in perfect spoken Mandarin.

@Docretier I can help if this is still valid :/

 

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13 hours ago, JDE said:

 

 

I wish I could speak Hokkien

 

Granted but Hokkien becomes an extinct language right after you finally master it.

 

I wish the Earth is a giant pancake.

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14 minutes ago, wasab said:

Granted but Hokkien becomes an extinct language right after you finally master it.

 

I wish the Earth is a giant pancake.

Granted, the flat earthers we're right all along.

 

I wish for five perfectly round potatoes

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11 minutes ago, Docretier said:

Granted, the flat earthers we're right all along.

 

I wish for five perfectly round potatoes

Granted but you must pass them like kidney stones in order to get them.

 

I wish I had a doggo.

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1 hour ago, DildorTheDecent said:

Granted but you must pass them like kidney stones in order to get them.

 

I wish I had a doggo.

Granted but it will eat you out of house and home literally.

 

I wish aliens would come and take all the stupid (not mental, but normal people who act stupid) people off this planet.

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1 minute ago, Egg-Roll said:

Granted but it will eat you out of house and home literally.

 

I wish aliens would come and take all the stupid (not mental, but normal people who act stupid) people off this planet.

Granted. Have a nice trip!

 

I wish I had a kitten.

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1 hour ago, Crunchy Dragon said:

Granted. Have a nice trip!

 

I wish I had a kitten.

Granted, however it's on the same spaceship as me with 10 million other kittens who look the same ;) (that comment should have left the planet nearly empty of humans)

 

I wish politicians would get off of Twitter.

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7 minutes ago, Egg-Roll said:

I wish politicians would get off of Twitter.

Granted, they now call you directly on the phone.

 

 

I wish I had a ferrari

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