my mouse died

[Oxnut]

My mouse Sir Chizzles the 3rd died two days ago. The cause is unfortunately unknown, and i refuse to see a doctor about it. All we do know is that he was resting in one of our ricin containers, peacefully. We think it was either old age or some kind of cancer. Maybe you smart tech people can help me figure out how he died? either way, press (F) to pay respects.

 

i will keep you updated on the situation,

 

oxnut

[Eduard the weeb]

F

 

also inb4 most likely locked by mod because should have been a status update 

[Oxnut]

i am new i literally joined less than ten minutes ago so i dont know how this works

 

(F)

[Eduard the weeb]

12 minutes ago, Oxnut said:

i am new i literally joined less than ten minutes ago so i dont know how this works

 

(F)

well I don't think this covers status updates this should help a bit

but posts on Off Topic should be like " what are you opinions on a 737 jets verus 747s

 

wall this post a joke post or troll posts are considered better for status updates 

 

[RuffRuffmcgruff]

F , RIP lil bro

[Guest Generallee]

2 hours ago, Oxnut said:

My mouse Sir Chizzles the 3rd died two days ago. The cause is unfortunately unknown, and i refuse to see a doctor about it. All we do know is that he was resting in one of our ricin containers, peacefully. We think it was either old age or some kind of cancer. Maybe you smart tech people can help me figure out how he died? either way, press (F) to pay respects.

 

i will keep you updated on the situation,

 

oxnut

sensor failure probably

 

/s

 

F

[Murasaki]

I did not even think this thread would be about an actual mouse

 

F

[teddygala]

Why don't you go see a doctor?

 

F

[Kaita]

Have you tried turning it on an o-I mean, F.

[Eduard the weeb]

On 3/20/2018 at 10:16 AM, Eduard the weeb said:

 

but posts on Off Topic should be like " what are you opinions on a 737 jets verus 747s

 

wall this post a joke post or troll posts are considered better for status updates 

 

feel like a dick because I thought this post was a joke

[Bhav]

G

 

I mean ...

 

D

 

nvm, I have fat fingers.

[Shreyas1]

On 3/20/2018 at 7:16 AM, Eduard the weeb said:

" what are you opinions on a 737 jets verus 747s

a380>747>737

 

on topic, F

[dionkoffie]

Throughout the first 2 sentences I legit thought you were talking about a computer mouse until I looked where this topic is posted in.

[Keg Ops]

F

 

keep us updated on the autopsy

[Oxnut]

Ok. i have some news.

the reason i was gone for so long was because i was at the hospital with my mouse, and the doctor was performing surgery to find out what killed him.

I still dont know what killed him, but here is what we found:

 

A steel ball

rat poison

My PC (i was wondering where it went)

another mouse

more rate poison

three balisongs

a computer mouse

a few pitayas

 

could any of you tech nerds help me find out what killed him? the reason i went to you guys instead of just asking the doctor what killed him is because i think you guys know a lot more about mice than he would ever know. thanks

 

oxnut

[germgoatz]

Just now, Oxnut said:

Ok. i have some news.

the reason i was gone for so long was because i was at the hospital with my mouse, and the doctor was performing surgery to find out what killed him.

I still dont know what killed him, but here is what we found:

 

A steel ball

rat poison

My PC (i was wondering where it went)

another mouse

more rate poison

three balisongs

a computer mouse

a few pitayas

 

could any of you tech nerds help me find out what killed him? the reason i went to you guys instead of just asking the doctor what killed him is because i think you guys know a lot more about mice than he would ever know. thanks

 

oxnut

heat exhaustion, especially if he had bulldozer