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Should Linus grow a beard?

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THE BEARD

 

The most powerful weapon in any man's arsenal. If used correctly, this object can have the power to turn your average boy into a devastatingly handsome man. So why, then, haven't we seen Linus with a spec of facial hair since his first film debut with the classic Sunbeam Tunic Tower video?  

 

I'm sure he has his reasons...

 

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This beard is so rare, it's a known fact that even Linus' wife has never seen it. (Really, it's a fact). (I swear...)
In light of all of this, I propose a petition; one where Linus must grow his beard for a minimum of 1 month. This mythical beard has eluded us for too long. We've stuck by him for over 5 years, we've seen his hair greasy and disheveled, we've seen sweat stains under his pits and even... bleach blonde hair... Gross.

A beard, though; A beard would be magnificent. 

 

If we band together, I know we can can(maybe)convince Linus to(maybe) grow his beard out for once. For us. For the children. FOR GOD'S SAKE LINUS, THINK OF THE CHILDREN. 

 

Trust me I'm an expert and this is an excellent idea. 

 

Even Linus agrees.

 

 

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Make this a poll then?

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Not trying to be a backseat mod, but this is in the wrong section of the forums. But yes, it would be cool to see a beard on linus

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Do it Linus!!

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That's a good idea, ohJey. I'm glad you have realized I am indeed not an expert, and have too small of a brain to think of such genius ideas. I applaud you.

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And do a video of him using those dollar shave club shavers. 

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How about... No... His wife is pregnant and we don't want to have her flip shit before she has the baby. Lets wait like 4 months more.

Or lets give time for Linus's son to grow a beard of his own.

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Poll is live folks, only took me 1 minute and 12 seconds to figure out how to make one. I'm proud of myself :')

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How about no.....

 

 

Beard?

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Someone told Luke and Linus at CES 2017 to "Unban the legend known as Jerakl" and that's about all I've got going for me. (It didn't work)

 

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From what I've heard, he can't grow a beard. That's not to say he doesn't have facial hair though, because there's a TQ video where he's shaving stubble. 

 

Not meant to sound creepy btw.

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YES!!! But wait for the family to be settled. Don't want anyone to flip shit too soon...

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From what I've heard, he can't grow a beard. 

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Don't believe everything you hear on the internet. Unless it's about cake. You know what they say, everything is true about cake.

I heard it from a little bird though.

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I heard it from a little bird though.

Birds are full of shit, why do you think my green car turned white?

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Birds are full of shit, why do you think my green car turned white?

You're just speculating. Like I said, I've been told.

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He can't, Dollar Shave Club would murder him if he did

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I admire your sneakiness OP.

 

 

He can't, Dollar Shave Club would murder him if he did

 

It can be a well groomed beard.

Someone told Luke and Linus at CES 2017 to "Unban the legend known as Jerakl" and that's about all I've got going for me. (It didn't work)

 

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