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Network not found.

Come Bloody Angel

Break off your chains

And look what I've found in the dirt.


Pale battered body

Seems she was struggling

Something is wrong with this world.


Fierce Bloody Angel

The blood is on your hands

Why did you come to this world?


Everybody turns to dust.


Everybody turns to dust.


The blood is on your hands.


The blood is on your hands!



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7 hours ago, GamingMemeKing said:

I live in a block of flats (UK) and have quite a good strong router. Good things to call my router?


Ideas so far:

-TV Licensing Detector Van

-You are being hacked

-Police Screen Viewer

-Apt 6 -  I can hear your sex


My WiFi network is MI6 Surveillance 1 - for some reason, all visitors seem to know that it's my network. O.o

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Not the FBI/CIA/MI6 


KGB torture room wifi ?

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Named mine at home as "Internet" because I'm boring.

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Network not found...

WiFi Disabled...

Incoming Virus...

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Do you think I would get in trouble if I put it as:





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"initial of your name" then P(rivate)N(etwork)(ID) is what I call mine since, people here are too retarded to change their wifi names AND password, I literally see WEP secured networks when I search for them in the car park. android hotspot is named ALLAHUAKBAR

y'all need to poop more often.

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One of my neighbors has their's as "FBI Surveillance Van"

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Wasn't there a piece of news about a german citizen who was arrested because they called their router something related to the most violent of Islam extremist groups?

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One of my dual band APs has the names set to "SpaceInvader_2.4ghz" and "SpaceInvader5ghz", because it looks like this:


And my firewall (now powered by Untangle) is named "BrickWall", because it faces a bare brick wall on the room where its set.

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14 hours ago, mudflapman said:


Page, embedded YT video and a million alert boxes that won't allow you to navigate away :D

Evil... Pure evil...

Thing is chrome will give the option to suppress additional dialogues from any page that pops up more than one

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12 hours ago, Revamp said:

Mine has been "Searching..." for years.

Seriously 9 out of 10 guests that come over get absolutely stumped trying to find the WiFi.

"It keeps saying searching but won't detect your wifi"


It's worked so much and been the topic of so many funny conversations over the last couple years that I haven't found a reason to change it.

LOL I always do this in kahoots in school, I set it to "Loading..." and almost EVERYONE falls for it and they say who's that guy, he's not connected.

ALSO, some more good names:

  • yell PENIS for the password
  • get off my WLAN
  • Mom use this one!
  • LAN of the free
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8 minutes ago, Ryan_Vickers said:

Thing is chrome will give the option to suppress additional dialogues from any page that pops up more than one

I’m ok with not necessarily beating everyone, but for the first person that launches Exploder, they can deal with their poor life choices. ?

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10 hours ago, BadluckBrian said:

Free real estate 


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Just now, Trippik said:

Last year we had to install a new Firewall and Email server in our office, we named them TRUMP and HILLARY respectively :P

one is his first name and the other one is her last name, why not both first or last?


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