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2 minutes ago, Yargon said:

10/10 just pee on the screen

How? The screen it at eye level.

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38 minutes ago, NumLock21 said:

How? The screen it at eye level.

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17 minutes ago, Drak3 said:

Aim up...

Good luck with that, aim up...

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A lot of places around here, truck stops...menards for some reason, will take a page from their latest sales flyer and put it above the urinals. 

It bothers me a lot and I don't know why. I step close to the urinal, I unzip my pants, whip it out, back up a little, look up and BAM

There's an add 13 inches from my face. 

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24 minutes ago, Syntaxvgm said:

A lot of places around here, truck stops...menards for some reason, will take a page from their latest sales flyer and put it above the urinals. 

It bothers me a lot and I don't know why. I step close to the urinal, I unzip my pants, whip it out, back up a little, look up and BAM

There's an add 13 inches from my face. 

Instead of taping it to the wall. They should be some type of shelfing in the stalls and have the sales ads there. I like to have some reading material when I take a mass dump. 

I just want to sit back and watch the world burn. 

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Meh... that kind of stuff you'll never really see in irl...

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I've seen similar Urinals like these at casinos around Vegas for a while. The 'M' casino has a bathroom with a section of 3 Urinals with Tv's mounted to the wall. Usually playing news, but commercials arE ADs lol. Its kinda odd since the screen 1 foot inches from your face and bright.

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EA will still find a way to charge you to use the urinal after you've paid to use the restroom. 

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Am I the only one who has seen people peeing at the urinal with one hand, while using the other hand to watch videos on their smartphone? 

 

And personally, I always use the cubicles. Unless they start putting monitors at the back of the restroom stall doors...

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Next well have toilets that give you adverts for one wipe Charlie's.

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Can't wait for Apple to get in on this technology so I can have an iPee address finally.

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1 hour ago, MadyTehWolfie said:

Next well have toilets that give you adverts for one wipe Charlie's.

Or maybe you need to watch a 30-second advertisement before toilet paper is dispensed. 

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Finally a good reason to vandalize a urinal. 

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On 12/10/2017 at 5:29 PM, MultiDJRoni said:

Dafuq in switzerland that shiat is already in some rare places xD

But i dont mind it. Id rather watch some ads than i have to pay to go to the toilet 

Well. Actually.

Funny this topic just came up. I'd never heard of such a nutty thing when I had to use the Johns at Zurich Main Station Sunday evening. NOT ONLY did I have to pay 1 Fr. for the pleasure. (Hey, that's normal here. It's Switzerland, where money grows in cow pastures). I ALSO had to watch an endless add loop while I did what I had to do. Not amused.

 

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On 12/10/2017 at 11:24 AM, EnergyEclipse said:

All I read was the title, and my first question is;

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So you can piss on all your favorite advertisers.

 

And by favorite, I mean the ones who annoy the hell out of you most.

 

I mean it. If I see this somewhere, I'm pissing on the screen.

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i would just start carrying something to make it stop working, oh wait i already do, a small nail will do just fine ;)   

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and here i was thinking "new smart urinal test your pee for diseases" or something like that. 

 

very disappointed.

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So, how long until we can expect to see livestreamed advertising being pissed on? 

Lets play connect the dots!

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Having TVs in washrooms were a thing almost a decade ago. Aberdeen Centre, a mall in Vancouver that was opened back in 2003 had small TVs installed above the urinals. They were been taken down within a few years. 

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