New smart urinal will show you Advertisements while you pee

[NumLock21]

Some places they already have urinals, that you can play mini games when you pee.

[AresKrieger]

Yeah that is just asking to be shit in, or smashed this reminds me of the futurama joke about ads being forced into peoples dreams, I don't think these companies understand the idea of backlash they will receive what moron thought this was somehow a good idea.

 

4 minutes ago, NumLock21 said:

Some places they already have urinals, that you can play mini games when you pee.

 

That is also creepy and weird though less annoying

[sevablue]

I don't really see the point in it, it's easier and more noticeable to just put ads on the wall.

[Drak3]

Just now, sevablue said:

I don't really see the point in it, it's easier and more noticeable to just put ads on the wall.

It's even easier to not advertise in the restroom at all.

 

 

 

Also, OneShot.

[SansVarnic]

Another product no ones wants nor asked for.

 

*edit

Beside if I have see a commercial of say .. Mt Dew while I am relieving myself I may be tempted to not drink Mt Dew anymore as for some reason it might equate to me drinking urine.   The mind is weird sometimes.

[Jito463]

I guarantee that in many places, these will require constant maintenance to clean the urine/feces off them.

[NumLock21]

1 hour ago, AresKrieger said:

Yeah that is just asking to be shit in, or smashed this reminds me of the futurama joke about ads being forced into peoples dreams, I don't think these companies understand the idea of backlash they will receive what moron thought this was somehow a good idea.

 

 

That is also creepy and weird though less annoying

Why is it weird and creepy? It's awesome!

[Monkey Dust]

I remember the days when ads in toilets weren't so corporate, they were just written with a sharpie on the back of the cubical door.   

[JoseGuya]

i've seen those already in pubs in Asunción, Paraguay. Even in mirrors, that only shows ads while your looking at it.

[vorticalbox]

Yeah I don't think this will actually be done when a poster at eye height does the same thing for a fraction of the cost. 

[Castdeath97]

Why would you ever pay to have your brand advertised on a......urinal???!!!!

[MageTank]

Is nothing sacred anymore? 

[samcool55]

Seriously, some people can't even properly aim at the fly, do you really expect those people just stop watching where they are aiming, watch the ad and just assume their aim will be fine? No!

 

Some people can't even pee properly without any distraction, and now they just assume they can pee properly WITH distraction? It's going to be a mess...

[Drak3]

29 minutes ago, MageTank said:

Is nothing sacred anymore? 

There's always the loo at home.

 

1 minute ago, samcool55 said:

Some people can't even pee properly without any distraction, and now they just assume they can pee properly WITH distraction?

Maybe the ads will be for classes on how to properly piss.

[Guest]

40 seconds is a little ambitous

[Donut417]

3 hours ago, AluminiumTech said:

No but wait. You'll be forced to watch a 3 minute AD on a display connected to the Stall while doing stuff and Machine Learning with Depth sensing cameras will detect if you're focusing on the AD and if you're not then it'll refuse to unlock the door until you've viewed the entirety of the AD

Thats fine. When I have one of those mega shits, where I need something to entertain me while I do the poo. I will look forward to the ad. Because unlike my restroom at home, I dont have stuff to read in a public restroom. Cause I can guarantee if Im siting down to take a poo, its going to take longer than 3 min. 

[mr moose]

Two things spring to my mind:

 

 

1. will advertises insist their ads only be shown in clean toilets?  I wouldn't want my company associated with public toilets otherwise.  I probably would put up with advertising if I didn't feel like I was swimming in raw sewage every time I needed to relieve myself.

 

2. I know it's dreaming, but if they sampled your piss and gave you basic advice like you are dehydrated,  lacking in X protein or should see a doctor.  That would be fucking awesome.

 

[Nicnac]

Now that's some next-level shit!

 

 

 

 

 

_{I mean piss.......?}

 

 

 

Just imagine having to watch a 5min commercial before you can pee lol

[jagdtigger]

32 minutes ago, Nicnac said:

Now that's some next-level shit!

 

 

 

 

 

_{I mean piss.......?}

 

 

 

Just imagine having to watch a 5min commercial before you can pee lol

Just aim a little bit higher...

[Guest]

I would like to see something like this on the next Holy Sh1t.

[Nicnac]

2 minutes ago, RorzNZ said:

I would like to see something like this on the next Holy Sh1t.

Only if they can SLI their urinals.

[Maslofski]

time to keep a pack of sticky notes handy

[NumLock21]

 

[Skanky Sylveon]

11 hours ago, AluminiumTech said:

The company’s pitch is that the urinal is “guaranteed to capture 40 seconds of a gentleman’s attention,” noting that the best time to serve someone an ad is when that “person cannot escape to do something else, and can only focus on your message,” which I guess applies here.

Yeah, no.  Here's the deal, if I ever see one of these, i'm shitting/pissing on the bathroom floor.  I'm fucking serious.

If they want to make a business, out of me doing my business, I will make sure the janitors stay in business!

 

Poor janitors...

[Yargon]

10/10 just pee on the screen