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I often use "I hope your day is as pleasant as you" as a farewell to toxic people after a game


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My Xbox360 gamer tag was mexicanclutch69 and I was playing NFS HP 2010 when it first came out. I was the role of Racer, was in 1st place and easily escaping the reach of the Cop players...

 

One of the Racer players said over the mic, "Look, mexicanclutch is running for the border!" xDxD I didn't care, the way he said was funny AF.


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1 hour ago, Tcrumpen said:

I have a person who i game with who speaks fluent Russian and just hearing her curse in Russian is hilarious. Could be insults to i have no idea, i don't speak Russian

Off topic, but my mom knows the lyrics to the USSR national anthem from when she was a little kid in Slovakia. I always crack up when she sings it.


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12 minutes ago, kelvinhall05 said:

Off topic, but my mom knows the lyrics to the USSR national anthem from when she was a little kid in Slovakia. I always crack up when she sings it.

In the victory of Communism's deathless ideal,
We see the future of our dear land
And to her fluttering scarlet banner,
Selflessly true, we always shall stand!

 

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13 minutes ago, Shepanator said:

I think its hilarious when you can make people mad with just a few letters. A perennial favourite is to just type "ez" after killing someone, they get mad 99% of the time.

thats just annoying but not creative.

 

i got a friend who is a really bad winner. if hes on a winning streak he'll get consumed b power like "HA! [lands headshot on you] You got no chance man! im willy fucking wonka in this bitch [lands headshot on you]. i could be here or over there or right...[knives you]...behind you. tell you what ill give you a chance and try swapping hands. [lands headshot on you] WHOOOPS! didnt work sorry" 

like that type of stuff is really funny but gets on your nerves fast.

 

 


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I was playing CS GO in the opening rounds and one of the player said.

-Alright fuckers first person to die suck a lot of dicks

 

And one of my teammate shot him in the head..the entire players are laughing while listening to his screaming and cursing.

He tried to get even but always ended up getting killed first before finally leave the game.

Man it was funny at least for me.


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On my first day playing Overwatch I was trying to learn the game so I was playing some Quick Match and somebody on my team was very bothered by how bad I was so they ridiculed me every time I died. Eventually I think they ran out of things to say because the last thing they said was "I bet you have a 401k" and then left the match.


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It's not really an insult but I remember way back in the first days of Halo 2 multiplayer when someone killed you by them running you over the death message said "You were splattered by (insert gamertage)"... Well one day I was matched up against a guy named "MyBentWeiner" and he ran me over xD

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11 hours ago, KuJoe said:

On my first day playing Overwatch I was trying to learn the game so I was playing some Quick Match and somebody on my team was very bothered by how bad I was so they ridiculed me every time I died. Eventually I think they ran out of things to say because the last thing they said was "I bet you have a 401k" and then left the match.

I'm a big fan of "I bet you have a loving family."

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Someone tried using one of my online usernames as an insult. "pinksnowbirdie" honestly I have no damn idea why I came up with that name but I couldn't think of anything better.


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what do I write here......

Idk becuase verizon's hotspot sucks.


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I can hardly wait for my internet to be restored, Verizon's hotspot throttle on Go Unlimited sucks.

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