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So since about 2 months, I've moved from the United States to India- and I've noticed my farts have taken a turn to the worst. I'm not sure if it's my diet, as my stomach and body are acting fine, but my farts... Let me describe them in words my younger brother put it-

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I'm not joking- when I smell my own farts, I feel like vomiting all over the place. They smell horrible- rancid- destructive. Anybody else having a similar issue and have resolved it? I don't want to be abducted and used as a CIA torture device :(


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1 minute ago, Keystone Nyan Cat said:

So since about 2 months, I've moved from the United States to India- and I've noticed my farts have taken a turn to the worst. I'm not sure if it's my diet, as my stomach and body are acting fine, but my farts... Let me describe them in words my younger brother put it-

I'm not joking- when I smell my own farts, I feel like vomiting all over the place. They smell horrible- rancid- destructive. Anybody else having a similar issue and have resolved it? I don't want to be used as a CIA torture device :(

Have you tried turning it off and on again ? 

 

If that fails just insert a plug to seal up the Leak. 


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Stuff some dryer sheets up there. Lavender is nice. 


 

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Most likely due to the diet change. Had this problem for quite a few years after I left home.

I'd suggest seeing a doctor, but you might end up having a prescription for monkey testicle tea and elephant dung waffles (sorry, had to do it. I know India isn't THAT bad, but I still find it funny)


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Why on Earth should someone move to India?


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23 minutes ago, Praesi said:

Why on Earth should someone move to India?

Work, family, maybe someone is trying to kill him and he is hiding, third world countries are cheaper to live in. For example in Mexico I can do a shit ton of things with just 100 dollars. Go for a good dinner, movies, go to the gokarts, stop on my way home to buy lots of junk food, etc with just 100 dollars

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22 minutes ago, Teejo said:

Work, family, maybe someone is trying to kill him and he is hiding, third world countries are cheaper to live in. For example in Mexico I can do a shit ton of things with just 100 dollars. Go for a good dinner, movies, go to the gokarts, stop on my way home to buy lots of junk food, etc with just 100 dollars

you missed out the most important one, hookers you can buy a lot of hookers love with that sorta money down in mexico, 


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you missed out the most important one, hookers you can buy a lot of hookers love with that sorta money down in mexico, 

Depends on the place your ate. For example in monterrey  (one of the biggest cities) I can get you a hooker for about 4000 pesos about 230 dollars and thats the cheapest you will find there. And will probably be fat. Now if you want a sexy one.. lord have mercy that would be arround 12-18k pesos or an iphone 8 or s8. If you on a low end part of mexico well you can get yourself a hooker for 10 bucks. If she is fancy 25 dollars, and if she is sexy about 40. Politicians here usually spend 1-1.5milion pesos in a party with hookers. If you ever need help pm me Ill point you to the right direction and tell you where to find the hookers politicians use.

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1 minute ago, Teejo said:

Depends on the place your ate. For example in monterrey  (one of the biggest cities) I can get you a hooker for about 4000 pesos about 230 dollars and thats the cheapest you will find there. And will probably be fat. Now if you want a sexy one.. lord have mercy that would be arround 12-18k pesos or an iphone 8 or s8. If you on a low end part of mexico well you can get yourself a hooker for 10 bucks. If she is fancy 25 dollars, and if she is sexy about 40. Politicians here usually spend 1-1.5milion pesos in a party with hookers. If you ever need help pm me Ill point you to the right direction and tell you where to find the hookers politicians use.

you seam to know an offal lot about the pricing of hookers in mexico, is this from experience???


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15 minutes ago, grimreeper132 said:

you missed out the most important one, hookers you can buy a lot of hookers love with that sorta money down in mexico, 

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Just now, grimreeper132 said:

you seam to know an offal lot about the pricing of hookers in mexico, is this from experience???

I live in mexico and I feel lonely sometimes... lol jk. I was once in a politician party and the bartender told me that the guy gave him a bag of 1milion pesos (about 60k dollars) to get him the best hookers. He got like 80 hookers.

The expensive hookers dont call themselves bitches but companions and they charge per hour or sometimes per half an hour. The rate goes for like 150-200 dollars per hour. 

 

The cheap ones do call themselves hookers and will do everything for dirt cheap.

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2 minutes ago, revsilverspine said:

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Yeah in tijuana you will find alot of sex. Its more common grabing an std in a high end party than with a cheap hooker. They always use condom

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1 minute ago, Teejo said:

Yeah in tijuana you will find alot of sex. Its more common grabing an std in a high end party than with a cheap hooker. They always use condom

Good to know, I suppose.


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11 minutes ago, Teejo said:

I live in mexico and I feel lonely sometimes... lol jk. I was once in a politician party and the bartender told me that the guy gave him a bag of 1milion pesos (about 60k dollars) to get him the best hookers. He got like 80 hookers.

The expensive hookers dont call themselves bitches but companions and they charge per hour or sometimes per half an hour. The rate goes for like 150-200 dollars per hour. 

 

The cheap ones do call themselves hookers and will do everything for dirt cheap.

ah fair enoungh


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19 minutes ago, hey_yo_ said:

Try lessening the spices on your diet. 

Thats the problem with indian food. You simply wont find something that isnt filled with thousands of spices

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52 minutes ago, Teejo said:

Thats the problem with indian food. You simply wont find something that isnt filled with thousands of spices

Then OP should try cooking his own food with lesser and milder spices and increase his fiber intake by eating mire fruits and vegetables. I remember eating in an Indian restaurant and I ordered Chicken Tikka Masala. It was delicious but two hours later it gave me an acid reflux. 

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2 hours ago, Teejo said:

Thats the problem with indian food. You simply wont find something that isnt filled with thousands of spices

Except KFC. It's just 11 herbs and spices.


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11 hours ago, Keystone Nyan Cat said:

So since about 2 months, I've moved from the United States to India- and I've noticed my farts have taken a turn to the worst. I'm not sure if it's my diet, as my stomach and body are acting fine, but my farts... Let me describe them in words my younger brother put it-

I'm not joking- when I smell my own farts, I feel like vomiting all over the place. They smell horrible- rancid- destructive. Anybody else having a similar issue and have resolved it? I don't want to be abducted and used as a CIA torture device :(

I have four words for you:

Go See A Doctor

 

I have no idea why the fuck your farts smell like a dying cow that has gangrene. Neither does anyone else in this thread. Most likely, your internal biome in your gut is having a difficult time adjusting to the new local foods, but that's just a guess.

 

But there's someone who can find out for sure. And they don't visit LTT forums :P


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So I met with a doctor today morning- turns out it was the spices; and outside food that's resulted in a gnarly stomach infection :P Eitherway, on antibiotics now and should be as good as new within a week; no need to RMA me away xD 


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