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Bro, you just need to get out and bang something, never in my life have i met someone so sexually frustrated there having this many dreams lmfao!

Wait so it's not normal?

It is both good and bad, it's fun when ittr happens, but then I wake up and relize it never actually happened.

So I guess craving sleeps gentle, caressing arms is not normal?

n0ah1897, on 05 Mar 2014 - 2:08 PM, said:  "Computers are like girls. It's whats in the inside that matters.  I don't know about you, but I like my girls like I like my cases. Just as beautiful on the inside as the outside."

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Wait so it's not normal?

It is both good and bad, it's fun when ittr happens, but then I wake up and relize it never actually happened.

So I guess craving sleeps gentle, caressing arms is not normal?

It's perfectly normal.

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It's perfectly normal.

K. It's just frustrating, i experience how nice it would be to have someone, but I wake up and it's gone.

n0ah1897, on 05 Mar 2014 - 2:08 PM, said:  "Computers are like girls. It's whats in the inside that matters.  I don't know about you, but I like my girls like I like my cases. Just as beautiful on the inside as the outside."

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Wait so it's not normal?

It is both good and bad, it's fun when ittr happens, but then I wake up and relize it never actually happened.

So I guess craving sleeps gentle, caressing arms is not normal?

err idk lol I didn't have this problem nor did anyone of my mates although, we all lost our virginity around 15 - 17 so maybe that has something to do with it? I thought that was pretty normal age though :S

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K. It's just frustrating, i experience how nice it would be to have someone, but I wake up and it's gone.

Don't worry, it happens to me sometimes... either we are both normal, or both weird :D

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what is this girl you speak of? Sounds interesting. Where can I download one?

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You have to stick your Flashdrive in her USB slot :P

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Best advice to check if your SO is cheating on you. It works trust me.

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I've had two serious relationships, one lasted for three years, her and I are still friends, the second one, well, ended about a month ago.... *heavy sighs* It was my fiance and she died... Ectopic pregnancy.  Not really sure if I want an other relationship to be honest. Falling in love and getting hurt is one thing, falling in love and them dying is a completely different story...

I feel the feels bro...

Almost lost my mother to one as well, it makes me wonder how the hell i was born without any (major) issues with me.

On topic.

As for my "friend"...

Well, she went to the US for the first time in her life. She (99% sure) got back today, and i really wanted to talk to her and hear about her trip... Haven't heard anything from her... So yeah...

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Best advice to check if your SO is cheating on you. It works trust me.

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seeing how we all like tech and we all seem to have issues getting girlfriends it looks like those two things really do go hand in hand.. hmm.. kinda sad that a hobby also means youre not getting any. i mean people are into cars and they still impress the ladys with it. surfers, musicians, sporty people they all have good chances. i guess we need a way to turn tech into something thats useful in social life. interesting topic noless.

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seeing how we all like tech and we all seem to have issues getting girlfriends it looks like those two things really do go hand in hand.. hmm.. kinda sad that a hobby also means youre not getting any. i mean people are into cars and they still impress the ladys with it. surfers, musicians, sporty people they all have good chances. i guess we need a way to turn tech into something thats useful in social life. interesting topic noless.

Well there are also some gamer girls, and ladies that like tech

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Well there are also some gamer girls, and ladies that like tech

well yeah sure but see it like this we already have more men on the planet than woman with with techy people the ratio is even higher id guess about 10000:1 so the chances are even worse finding a girl thats actually interested in tech. for me personally ive dated girls that werent interested in tech and while you can still have fun together its still difficult justify time spend on tech instead with her. finding a girl with an actual interest in tech woul be like hitting the lottery 10 times in a row. or at least 2...

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To ChimmyChunger-

First of all I would not be concerned over the fact that you have not dated due to the fact that you're so young. Second of all, staying on this site constantly (no offense Linus) doesn't really help with putting yourself out there, However, I am currently dating this dork, EvilWiffles, and he is on here 24/7 so who knows? Perhaps you will meet someone. My best advice would be to ask the girl/guy that you have a crush on out, trust me it's not that hard. :)

 

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What's red , six inches long, and make my girlfriend cry when I make her eat it, ... Her misscarrage

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You have to stick your Flashdrive in her USB slot :P

I just downloaded one, There was a firmware update. It changed my software to firmware. 

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From a guy that's married with kids being single at 17 sounds awesome, trust me you have time for Girlfriends so have fun now!

I agree with you to some extent.17 is the time to develop and concentrate on your career rather than going behind girls. 

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To ChimmyChunger-

First of all I would not be concerned over the fact that you have not dated due to the fact that you're so young. Second of all, staying on this site constantly (no offense Linus) doesn't really help with putting yourself out there, However, I am currently dating this dork, EvilWiffles, and he is on here 24/7 so who knows? Perhaps you will meet someone. My best advice would be to ask the girl/guy that you have a crush on out, trust me it's not that hard. :)

 

Best of luck to you *hug*, 

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thanks :D

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I have an update, the girl I like is not looking for a boyfriend, I guess that's a good thing?

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I have an update, the girl I like is not looking for a boyfriend, I guess that's a good thing?

befriend her i think

then slowly work your way without leaving her a sign

 

 

*said someone who doesn't have any experience and have friends who is female*

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befriend her i think

then slowly work your way without leaving her a sign

 

 

*said someone who doesn't have any experience and have friends who is female*

I mean we are already friends, I was tlaking about girls, and asked her about boys, and she said she wasn't interested in a boyfriend right now.

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I mean we are already friends, I was tlaking about girls, and asked her about boys, and she said she wasn't interested in a boyfriend right now.

that's good for you, just be nice to her then

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