The chicken won't stop shouting

[sarfraz]

I am fed up from my neighbours chicken. He starts from early 6 am and stops at 6 pm and shouts like hell. He is doing this for 3 months. he won't let me do work. I know it sounds funny. Should I choke him? 

[Volbet]

You might say he's being ....a cock.

 

But choking the chicken won't help. And doing it out in the open might get you arrested.

I would just talk to your neighbour if his rooster is annoying you.

[Conan1600]

You should NEVER choke someone else's chicken.  

[GuruMeditationError]

Have you spoken to your neighbour about the problem? Maybe he's just as fed up with the chicken as you are and may just need some prompting to take action.

You could buy him two as a replacement and swap them for the offending chicken...not sure what you'd do with it if he agreed to that but find some way of getting it far far away from you. lol  (in this instance you'd have to make sure they're quiet chickens).

[captain_to_fire]

Coat the chicken in seasoned flour, coat it with beaten eggs, and coat it again with bread crumbs and deep fry it vegetable oil. Problem solved.

[WindirBear]

3 minutes ago, hey_yo_ said:

beaten eggs

Egg brutality is no joke.

egg lives matter!

[Conan1600]

There may be better ways to solve this issue. If you choke that chicken it will vomit all over you. 
Do you really want that

[sarfraz]

2 minutes ago, Conan1600 said:

There may be better ways to solve this issue. If you choke that chicken it will vomit all over you. 
Do you really want that

 

LOLOL. 

[Conan1600]

Chicken choking is serious business. Back on the farm i grew up on we used to choke chickens all the time. Grab em by the neck, give em a fast pop up and down and then a fast twist and the heads would pop off. Then the chicken runs round for a few minutes. Do you really want a headless chicken?

[Urishima]

Are we still talking about euphemisms for masturbation? I am confused...

[arbellason55]

I mean it could be worse, I used to have geese and ended up with an alfa alfa goose who would follow everyone anywhere and try to bite them. Escaping into the house didn't help much either as it would find a window and keep watching you, it did make some good jerky in the end however.