most awkward or embarrassing moment in your life?

[Lilninjsways]

would love to know some stories from you guys feel free to use any type of memes (except stupid ones like catch me outside) I'm also not sure if this is made already sorry if it is just wanting to have fun  

[Syntaxvgm]

I once made a thread like this, kind of embarrassing. 

[Akima]

Issue is with embarrassment is its subjective. What might seem incredibly cringeworthy to one person is normal to another.

 

But i'll play. Two instances recently.

 

Asked a customer how long she's due. Found out she wasn't pregnant...

 

Called a colleague "mom", like how you'd accidentally say it to a teacher at school.. I'm almost 30 for gods sake!

[Mutoh]

Probably the time I got off work early and decided to grab a few pints. Long story short, day-puking in public isn't the greatest. 

[Teddy07]

- Going back to university with 30 years and starting as freshman. Maybe it´s just me but I find this thought totally embarrassing. Well, I will find out in a few weeks.

 

- Telling someone that you are 30 years old, never had sex and kissed women in your life. Tried it once and it failed miserably but the facial expression was priceless

 

- Once went into a bar and tried to order beverages from the guy at the door, who shows your seat. Totally embarrassing.

 

- I once was taking the bus to school. I pooped so hard into my pants after I left the bus that I rang the bell at random houses because cell phones were not common at this time. Luckily one opened the door but I smelled disgusting.

 

 

[Volbet]

Well. everybody and their mom already know my most embarrassing story, so here's an awkward one.

 

When I was 17-18 years old I dated a girl. She was a really nice girl, with a good head on her shoulders and a rocking body below said shoulders.

A couple of months into the relationship I was crashing in her apartment. One day I woke to two people fighting in the livingroom.

It turned our she already had a boyfriend, who had just been stationed out of country and he had arrived at the apartment early in the morning to find his girlfriend sleeping next to a complete stranger.

 

Luckily, he wasn't mad at me, but it was still really awkward having to leave the apartment through those two arguing about something you had been involved. 

 

 

[PlayStation 2]

I guess most awkward was trying to start a relationship with @wcreek. I had no idea of what the outcome would be so I was just kinda worried about what would happen.

It was worth it in the end.

[Lilninjsways]

1 hour ago, Teddy07 said:

- Going back to university with 30 years and starting as freshman. Maybe it´s just me but I find this thought totally embarrassing. Well, I will find out in a few weeks.

 

- Telling someone that you are 30 years old, never had sex and kissed women in your life. Tried it once and it failed miserably but the facial expression was priceless

 

- Once went into a bar and tried to order beverages from the guy at the door, who shows your seat. Totally embarrassing.

 

- I once was taking the bus to school. I pooped so hard into my pants after I left the bus that I rang the bell at random houses because cell phones were not common at this time. Luckily one opened the door but I smelled disgusting.

 

 

oh man

[Lilninjsways]

1 hour ago, Volbet said:

Well. everybody and their mom already know my most embarrassing story, so here's an awkward one.

 

When I was 17-18 years old I dated a girl. She was a really nice girl, with a good head on her shoulders and a rocking body below said shoulders.

A couple of months into the relationship I was crashing in her apartment. One day I woke to two people fighting in the livingroom.

It turned our she already had a boyfriend, who had just been stationed out of country and he had arrived at the apartment early in the morning to find his girlfriend sleeping next to a complete stranger.

 

Luckily, he wasn't mad at me, but it was still really awkward having to leave the apartment through those two arguing about something you had been involved. 

 

 

damnnnn

[Lilninjsways]

12 hours ago, Syntaxvgm said:

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1 hour ago, Dan Castellaneta said:

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1 hour ago, Volbet said:

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1 hour ago, Teddy07 said:

 

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1 hour ago, Mutoh said:

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time for my story i guess right? ??

[PlayStation 2]

35 minutes ago, Lilninjsways said:

 

 

 

 

time for my story i guess right? ??

Sure. 

[Lilninjsways]

3 hours ago, Dan Castellaneta said:

Sure. 

my friend was at my house and she brought weed over I've never really done it before and so we did it and got high... I some out I guess cause I didn't remember anything but woke up and and she was on top of me and we were both naked.... I was dating a girl at the time and was coming over in 2 hours.... 0-0 it was very weird.... and every time we talk.... we dont talk a lot... every once in a while we do

[MadyTehWolfie]

Most embarrassing moment for me was when I was at the bar. I had this shape wear on where I needed to lift the shirt over my bra to go to the bathroom. Walked out not realizing I didn't put my shirt back down. Epic fail/embarrassing moment. Maybe a drunkin moment.

[PlayStation 2]

11 minutes ago, Lilninjsways said:

my friend was at my house and she brought weed over I've never really done it before and so we did it and got high... I some out I guess cause I didn't remember anything but woke up and and she was on top of me and we were both naked.... I was dating a girl at the time and was coming over in 2 hours.... 0-0 it was very weird.... and every time we talk.... we dont talk a lot... every once in a while we do

Sounds like living the life tbh

[Lilninjsways]

16 minutes ago, Dan Castellaneta said:

Sounds like living the life tbh

haha yeah

[VerticalDiscussions]

6 hours ago, Dan Castellaneta said:

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What kind of relation :o?

 

[VerticalDiscussions]

4 hours ago, Lilninjsways said:

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How dare you spam "-snip-"?!?!?!

 

Im the king of snips, my throne and crown cant be simply thrown away by Ningens!

[Lilninjsways]

1 minute ago, VerticalDiscussions said:

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haha 

[Lilninjsways]

4 minutes ago, VerticalDiscussions said:

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[Lilninjsways]

8 minutes ago, VerticalDiscussions said:

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[PlayStation 2]

19 minutes ago, VerticalDiscussions said:

What kind of relation :o?

 

We're a couple. :3

[Lilninjsways]

6 minutes ago, Dan Castellaneta said:

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*whistles and claps*

[Lilninjsways]

14 hours ago, MadyTehWolfie said:

Most embarrassing moment for me was when I was at the bar. I had this shape wear on where I needed to lift the shirt over my bra to go to the bathroom. Walked out not realizing I didn't put my shirt back down. Epic fail/embarrassing moment. Maybe a drunkin moment.

haha dang

[WindirBear]

On 3/17/2017 at 9:49 AM, Teddy07 said:

- Telling someone that you are 30 years old, never had sex and kissed women in your life. Tried it once and it failed miserably but the facial expression was priceless