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Bro, that mega hurts

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why am i like this

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Gee I wonder how many times I'v ever heard mega hurts used in a tech joke

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L U L

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1 minute ago, tp95112 said:

Gee I wonder how many times I'v ever heard mega hurts used in a tech joke

sorry i had to

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3 minutes ago, Enderman said:

L U L

this is my life now

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Hurts or Hertz is the key to that lame joke.

Im sure there are better tech jokes around.

 

 

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kilohertz youself. 

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3 hours ago, yathis said:

Hurts or Hertz is the key to that lame joke.

Im sure there are better tech jokes around.

 

 

sorry i make a lot of bad jokes

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Its 10am and made my Day, THX .

CPU

Intel  i9 13900k

Motherboard

Asrock Z790 Taichi

RAM

Kingston Fury Beast DDR5 RGB 32GB 6000MHZ

GPU

MSI GeForce RTX 4090 GAMING TRIO 24G 

 

Storage

Samsung SSD 980 PRO 1TB 
Unraid NAS 10Gbit about 50TB HDD's, i713700k 64GB DDR5 crucial @ 5800Mhz 

 

 

 

Win11 Workstation

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8 hours ago, Domrockt said:

Its 10am and made my Day, THX .

your welcome, glad someone appreciates my humor

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What did the DDR4 RAM say to the DDR3 RAM?

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"You're so DIMM"

 

...Maybe that one was a Bit crap..

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9 hours ago, Kitsune4 said:

What did the DDR4 RAM say to the DDR3 RAM?

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"You're so DIMM"

 

...Maybe that one was a Bit crap..

nah its great

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23 hours ago, Ethan Meskin said:

sorry i make a lot of bad jokes

If you aren't already, you're going to make a great father.

Make sure to quote or tag me (@JoostinOnline) or I won't see your response!

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35 minutes ago, JoostinOnline said:

If you aren't already, you're going to make a great father.

not for a while

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No matter how many lights I turn on my laptop memory is still SO-DIMM.

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Just now, Jalmio said:

No matter how many lights I turn on my laptop memoty is still SO-DIMM.

sigh

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8 hours ago, JoostinOnline said:

If you aren't already, you're going to make a great father.

That is the most important metric for quality fatherhood xD My dad is amazing

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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem.

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Our Grace. The Feathered One. He shows us the way. His bob is majestic and shows us the path. Follow unto his guidance and His example. He knows the one true path. Our Saviour. Our Grace. Our Father Birb has taught us with His humble heart and gentle wing the way of the bob. Let us show Him our reverence and follow in His example. The True Path of the Feathered One. ~ Dimboble-dubabob III

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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? 
None. It's a hardware problem.

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17 minutes ago, Brennan_Price said:

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? 
None. It's a hardware problem.

 

23 minutes ago, deXxterlab97 said:

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem.

how many techheads does it take to make the same joke twice?

two, it seems

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