POLL: If you eat string cheese, how do you eat it?

[imreloadin]

So I was eating some string cheese the other day and my wife told me that I was doing it wrong as you're apparently supposed to rip it into tiny "strings" and then eat them.

I never knew there was considered a "correct" way to eat it and have always just chomped it because, let's be honest, who has time to shred the dang thing lol.

 

I checked online and it seems that most people shred it and was curious how people on the forum do it.

[Mug]

Pull it apart, otherwise you may as well just eat normal cheese rather than spend the extra money.

 

You'd have got weird looks at my primary school if you pulled out a cheesestring and took a bite out of it. Children got bullied for that, you know.

[imreloadin]

2 hours ago, Mug said:

Pull it apart, otherwise you may as well just eat normal cheese rather than spend the extra money.

 

You'd have got weird looks at my primary school if you pulled out a cheesestring and took a bite out of it. Children got bullied for that, you know.

I buy it because there really aren't any other portable cheese alternatives that aren't a lot more expensive.

 

New question: Why do people care so much how other people eat their food? I don't care how other people eat their string cheese but my wife, who is a peeler, freaked out when I started eating mine. I've also noticed online that the "peelers" seem to be the only ones who are very "vocal" about the right/wrong way to do it.

[maybethisnamewillwork]

Never heard of this type of cheese.

[Drak3]

Might want to add a "both" option, as some people probably go either way depending on how much energy they're willing to put into it, if the cheese is string well or not, or if there is an experienced difference between a chunk of it and a string of it.

[imreloadin]

3 minutes ago, maybethisnamewillwork said:

Never heard of this type of cheese.

Here is what it looks like.

[imreloadin]

1 minute ago, Drak3 said:

Might want to add a "both" option, as some people probably go either way depending on how much energy they're willing to put into it, if the cheese is string well or not, or if there is an experienced difference between a chunk of it and a string of it.

I went ahead and changed it to what people do the most often.

[NinJake]

3 minutes ago, imreloadin said:

 

 

Here is what it looks like.

Empty. Like the end of Linus's latest video on Ryzen.

 

Edit: your picture shows up now. (It was not there before, like after the test-bench fell off the table)

[imreloadin]

1 minute ago, NinJake said:

Empty. Like the end of Linus's latest video on Ryzen.

I added it this time

Apparently you're not allowed to copy/paste images into your post...

[minibois]

never had it, never seemed tasty to me.

[MorganO]

7 minutes ago, imreloadin said:

I buy it because there really aren't any other portable cheese alternatives that aren't a lot more expensive.

 

New question: Why do people care so much how other people eat their food? I don't care how other people eat their string cheese but my wife, who is a peeler, freaked out when I started eating mine. I've also noticed online that the "peelers" seem to be the only ones who are very "vocal" about the right/wrong way to do it.

you should not care, nor should you listen to her  eat your food the way that makes you happy

[imreloadin]

1 minute ago, KOMTechAndGaming said:

you should not care, nor should you listen to her  eat your food the way that makes you happy

I don't, as a matter of fact I do it now just to annoy her which makes it even more enjoyable in my opinion

[Guest]

String cheese? Bitch please

 

[MorganO]

7 minutes ago, AUniqueName said:

String cheese? Bitch please

 

ohh its been so long since ive had one

[Guest]

9 minutes ago, KOMTechAndGaming said:

ohh its been so long since ive had one

After posting this they went straight on the shopping list, along with Cheesestrings and those little ones that peel off into a rectangular strip

 

EDIT: these fuckers 

[Mug]

1 hour ago, imreloadin said:

I buy it because there really aren't any other portable cheese alternatives that aren't a lot more expensive.

 

New question: Why do people care so much how other people eat their food? I don't care how other people eat their string cheese but my wife, who is a peeler, freaked out when I started eating mine. I've also noticed online that the "peelers" seem to be the only ones who are very "vocal" about the right/wrong way to do it.

• Red Leicester in cling film is a good alternative
• There is only one way to eat cheestrings properly, biters just don't understand, it's like you're that guy that uses scissors to cut pizza; just stop and get a pizza wheel.

1 hour ago, maybethisnamewillwork said:

Never heard of this type of cheese.

Have you not heard of The Beatles or Elvis? You have never lived.

[No]

i like to string my cheese

[powerplayer75]

What if I eat it sideways like corn?

[BuckGup]

Peeling it makes sure all the nasty garbage under your finger nails go straight into your mouth. It's cheese you eat it

[Misanthrope]

4 minutes ago, SamStrecker said:

Peeling it makes sure all the nasty garbage under your finger nails go straight into your mouth. It's cheese you eat it

Washing your hands before eating is in large part responsible for our greatly enhanced lifespan in modern times man, please try it.

[Monkey Dust]

58 minutes ago, Mug said:

• , it's like you're that guy that uses scissors to cut pizza; just stop and get a pizza wheel.

 

What does a pizza wheel do that scissors don't?

[imreloadin]

Just now, Monkey Dust said:

What does a pizza wheel do that scissors don't?

I'd say ease of use, you don't have to lift up the pizza to cut it with a wheel cutter.

[Monkey Dust]

Just now, imreloadin said:

I'd say ease of use, you don't have to lift up the pizza to cut it with a wheel cutter.

Having tried both ways I'd say scissors are easier, unless it's a very big pizza

[Mug]

2 minutes ago, Monkey Dust said:

What does a pizza wheel do that scissors don't?

Protects you from being burnt

[BuckGup]

20 minutes ago, Misanthrope said:

Washing your hands before eating is in large part responsible for our greatly enhanced lifespan in modern times man, please try it.

Actually quite the opposite with anti bacterial hand soap. Almost all hand soap is anti bacterial which is leading us to make super bacteria resistant to every antibiotic we have killing everyone until we find something new