What is the worst joke you can think of?

[Aaronius_Leonius]

What do you get when you combine a keyboard a mouse and a bottle of glue?

A really stupid peripheral.

What is the glue for?

I thought you'd get stuck on that.

[Byronjs]

The Old Farmer is walking his dirt road after three straight days of rain and comes across a Salesman from the City. They are separated by a puddle that covers the dirt road. The Salesman does not see a way to cross without getting a little wet. He calls out to the Farmer.

 

Salesman: Excuse me, good sir! How deep do you think this puddle is? I very much would like to talk to you about what type of Insurance you have. 

Old Farmer: Oh, it couldn't be more than a couple of inches deep.

 

So, the Salesman rolls his pants legs up and takes off his socks & shoes. When he gets halfway across the puddle he falls in deep enough to where the water is just under his chin!

 

Salesman: I thought you said it was only a couple inches deep Old Timer!

Old Farmer: Well, that's what it looked like when the ducks were in it!

 

Edited February 19, 2017 by Byronjs

[SkilledRebuilds]

Went to buy a Shovel today..

$75 bloody dollars!

 

You know why don't you?

.......

[Misanthrope]

The Nokia N-Gage:

 

 

I still believe it was just one of the most expensive practical jokes ever.

[MrDynamicMan]

Get two Indian kids to hold up a "killer Jews sign" on fiver. 

[Guest Generallee]

What does a blind kid and an overclocked cpu have in common

 

They both have C-state disabled 

 

Mods incoming

[Wrb]

58 minutes ago, Generallee said:

What does a blind kid and an overclocked cpu have in common

 

They both have C-state disabled 

 

Mods incoming

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!

[ThinkWithPortals]

I don't fully understand a single joke in this thread. Then again, I guess that's the point.

[Syntaxvgm]

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What is the worst joke you can think of?

Razer keyboards. 

[Aaronius_Leonius]

6 hours ago, Byronjs said:

The Old Farmer is walking his dirt road after three straight days of rain and comes across a Salesman from the City. They are separated by a puddle that covers the dirt road. The Salesman does not see a way to cross without getting a little wet. He calls out to the Farmer.

 

Salesman: Excuse me, good sir! How deep do you think this puddle is? I very much would like to talk to you about what type of Insurance you have. 

Old Farmer: Oh, it couldn't be more than a couple of inches deep.

 

So, the Salesman rolls his pants legs up and takes off his socks & shoes. When he gets halfway across the puddle he falls in deep enough to where the water is just under his chin!

 

Salesman: I thought you said it was only a couple inches deep Old Timer!

Old Farmer: Well, that's what it looked like when the ducks were in it!

 

HAHA, good one

 

6 hours ago, SkilledRebuilds said:

Went to buy a Shovel today..

$75 bloody dollars!

 

You know why don't you?

.......

If a shovel cost $75... Apple shovel confirmed. Half life 3 as well

 

5 hours ago, Misanthrope said:

The Nokia N-Gage:

 

 

I still believe it was just one of the most expensive practical jokes ever.

If it could play gameboy games I would almost want one

 

3 hours ago, MrDynamicMan said:

Get two Indian kids to hold up a "killer Jews sign" on fiver. 

Can you explain this joke to me? 

 

2 hours ago, Generallee said:

What does a blind kid and an overclocked cpu have in common

 

They both have C-state disabled 

 

Mods incoming

I'm freaking dying .

 

1 hour ago, Syntaxvgm said:

Razer keyboards. 

Corsair FTW

[Misanthrope]

16 minutes ago, AA-RonRosen said:

If it could play gameboy games I would almost want one

I believe it could but then again, most other Symbian phones of the time could as well and had better screens, much better battery life and you didn't have to hold them like a taco to actually take phone calls with them.

 

This one came much later but I was far more intrigued by it at the time:

 

 

It's relatively simple to find a controller with a clip but I much rather have it integrated like that. I would almost use that one if it wasn't for the fairly outdated stats.

[Aaronius_Leonius]

1 minute ago, Misanthrope said:

I believe it could but then again, most other Symbian phones of the time could as well and had better screens, much better battery life and you didn't have to hold them like a taco to actually take phone calls with them.

 

This one came much later but I was far more intrigued by it at the time:

 

 

It's relatively simple to find a controller with a clip but I much rather have it integrated like that. I would almost use that one if it wasn't for the fairly outdated stats.

That one looks nice. I wonder if it can run a gameboy emulator, that would be cool.

[Misanthrope]

1 minute ago, AA-RonRosen said:

That one looks nice. I wonder if it can run a gameboy emulator, that would be cool.

GBA and Snes would run fine no problem, likely even a PS1 emulator too.

[Aaronius_Leonius]

1 minute ago, Misanthrope said:

GBA and Snes would run fine no problem, likely even a PS1 emulator too.

If I ever manage to get a job (I'm a teenager so luckily not having one isn't a big deal) I will probably look for one on ebay

[AlwaysFSX]

Humans.

[Aaronius_Leonius]

3 minutes ago, valdyrgramr said:

Trump being president.

Look on the bright side, at least it's not Ganondorf. (Zelda reference)

4 minutes ago, AlwaysFSX said:

Humans.

Well yeah, we legitimately made a peeing toothbrush.

[Vulrax]

A woman was killed by scissors, but there was no marks of any scissor impact, how did she die.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She cut her lifeline, hahahahh kill me pls

[Aaronius_Leonius]

2 minutes ago, Vulrax said:

A woman was killed by scissors, but there was no marks of any scissor impact, how did she die.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She cut her lifeline, hahahahh kill me pls

Too bad no one who was with her was smart enough to think of tying a freaking knot. lol

3 minutes ago, valdyrgramr said:

True, but at least the man doesn't even need to parodied.  He's a living parody.

lol

[Guest Kloaked]

6 hours ago, Misanthrope said:

 

This guy looks like he read through some Neil Degrasse Tyson tweets and all of a sudden thinks he's enlightened.

[Aaronius_Leonius]

4 minutes ago, Kloaked said:

This guy looks like he read through some Neil Degrasse Tyson tweets and all of a sudden thinks he's enlightened.

 

6 hours ago, Misanthrope said:

The Nokia N-Gage:

 

 

 

I still believe it was just one of the most expensive practical jokes ever.

 

The resemblance is uncanny

 

He looks like clay matthews. 

[Misanthrope]

6 minutes ago, Kloaked said:

This guy looks like he read through some Neil Degrasse Tyson tweets and all of a sudden thinks he's enlightened.

10 out of kek

[BuckGup]

4 hours ago, MrDynamicMan said:

Get two Indian kids to hold up a "killer Jews sign" on fiver. 

If you are going to bring that up at least get what they said correct

[3vil_wabbit]

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ten tickles

[VerticalDiscussions]

 

You know thats funny

[Aaronius_Leonius]

54 minutes ago, 3vil_wabbit said:

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ten tickles

This is exactly what I made this thread for. I haven't heard that one in forever