Xbox Onesie - Perfect for being comfortable and playing games

[GoodBytes]

Be fashionable and comfortable with the new XBox One onesies (pajamas jumpsuit), when you play your XBox One.

 

 

Part of a promotion ad in Australia for the new XBox One S, Microsoft reveals XBox One S players wearing this custom XBox One onesies. It is not for sale... or.. is it? What is catching attention here is that the product has too many attention to detail to be just use for an ad, especially with the other pictures showing the onesie properly. Not to mention that, Microsoft shares features of this onesie:

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• Enlarged pockets to fit your Xbox Controller and Media Remotes
• Arm pouch to offer quick and easy access to your mobile phone
• Roll-able legs and arms to cater for all temperatures and seasons
• Forearm grips to prevent slipping on those ‘edge of your seat’ moments
• Extra-large hood to accommodate headsets for the ultimate gaming sessions
• Customised Gamertag embroidery
   

 

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Set to delight fashionistas and entertainment fans alike, the limited edition Xbox Onesie has been designed in collaboration with some of the country’s biggest film, TV, gaming and sports fans. The result… what can only be described as the perfect loungewear attire for true entertainment fans!

 

It is also available in black

 

 

 

 

 

The perfect product for the XBox One player.

 

Source: http://www.theverge.com/2016/8/23/12602520/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-an-xbox-onesie

 

Personally, while even if it was for sale, I won't get it... I prefer Apple official clothes line form 1986:

 

For kids too:

 

 

(And lots more! Including clocks, home decorations, necklaces, wine glass,and belts)

http://mentalfloss.com/article/78553/1986-apple-launched-clothing-line

 

Now, THAT is fashionable!

 

[zMeul]

good prank for April Fool's, except we're in August 

[Maslofski]

gonna be orange after a long gaming session with them doritos and dew

[No Nrg]

no, just no

 

Does it have a flap in the back so I can take a mid-game dump if I have to?

[minibois]

Onesies are pretty cringey already, but now with controller pockets and such.. Oh boy.

[TrigrH]

I hope its flammable

[Misanthrope]

Pro tip: Even if it goes with your product's brand, don't market white clothing to nerds: the one demography socially inept enough to be infamous for poor hygiene: this is a massive stain waiting to happen. And yes even those kind of stains....

[Lethal Seraph]

Inb4 xbone onesies with shitstains.

[TopWargamer]

If Florida wasn't so warm all the time I would totally buy this onesie... If we could buy it.

[ivan134]

Looks to me like they're just having fun. People taking this too seriously.

[ThinkWithPortals]

[MilkJugg24]

If I wear this and play PC games, does it still make me a casual?

[Leonardo_Du5chl4mp3]

it seems microsoft needs money and doesnt have more ideas for good games/hardwares

[raphidy]

Okay, I want a kigurumi now.

[VerticalDiscussions]

O-O! Those PAJAMAS look cool, seriously!

[VerticalDiscussions]

2 hours ago, Misanthrope said:

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Woah, nerds have bad hygiene!? If i forget my glasses cleaning cloth at home i flip the tables  and if i take shower i cant leave home, because ill have to take another one right after returning. Guess this PAJAMA suits me :U?

[QueenDemetria]

I need this in my life 

[Prysin]

the cringe is real.......

[suicidalfranco]

linus wan hoodie > this 

[r3d3mpt10n]

Totally gonna find one for my 6'9" body. Not

[ZestyJalapeno]

Onesies are so uncomfortable it's not even funny. You're too hot, you can't piss or take a dump without having to take the whole thing off and then you accidentally drop the sleeves in the bowl. Plus you look like a student who just failed his/her final year exams, and what the fuck is the hood for? You wear something meant for inside and you put on a hood?! Totally useless.

[daniielrp]

I will be getting this as soon as it's available. 

The black one I think, all white is just asking for trouble. 

[GoodBytes]

22 minutes ago, Dogeystyle said:

Onesies are so uncomfortable it's not even funny. You're too hot, you can't piss or take a dump without having to take the whole thing off and then you accidentally drop the sleeves in the bowl. Plus you look like a student who just failed his/her final year exams, and what the fuck is the hood for? You wear something meant for inside and you put on a hood?! Totally useless.

While I have never tried them, I think the point is that they are comfortable, and keep you warm. Like putting a blanket, but you know you can move and covers you. Basically like the Snuggie.. well the idea of it, the product is apparently awful and disintegrates after washing.

[Doobeedoo]

Wouldn't mind having one

[atrash]

I want one..Eventhough I have PS4 and not XB1 lol