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straight_stewie
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So, after a long day of FREEDOM I decided I would pull a prank on my best friend. Before he closed his car door when he was leaving, I closed the latch. He slammed his door shut, and the interior handle broke off, rofl. So after a few words, I ended up on the hood of his car travelling down a county highway. Next thing I know, he slams the brakes. Tonight, I learned the hard way that humans cannot fly. I smacked into the ground at ~50MPH. I can hardly feel my left side, but nothing is broken. My right side big toenail is missing, my right hand is bleeding profusely. I still can't feel my left arm past my elbow, and I almost look like two face from Batman. My right big toenail, wherever she may be, will never be found again, I hope.

What is your best fourth of July story?

ENCRYPTION IS NOT A CRIME

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One Day i was killed by a Zombie. Now i am a Zombie myself and its awesome.

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Pics or it didn't happen

Scrapyard Build Total Cost: $268AUD


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I got sides swipped 

Silverstone FT-05: 8 Broadwell Xeon (6900k soon), Asus X99 A, Asus GTX 1070, 1tb Samsung 850 pro, NH-D15

 

Resist!

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Ironically I am at the doctors office waiting room now waiting to be seen. I took a spill on a boat in some rough water. I heard a pop and it's been nagging me. I think I cracked a rib

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I worked.

 

Please, save your questions for later. I know you are all in a state of physical and mental shock right now.

 

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