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I feel like this is a dumb question

You won't, unless you use speakers or a headset as you said.

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I've always thought the only dumb questions are the ones we didn't ask

that's very true also.

 

EDIT: forgot the '


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Sometimes I miss contractions like n't on the end of words like wouldn't, couldn't and shouldn't.    Please don't be a dick,  make allowances when reading my posts.

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thats very true also.

example: How much bacon can a dog eat before exploding? what is the fastest a fart has ever gone? how efficient would a cow poo powered PC be?


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funnily enough I have been a customer in customer service and have recieved plenty of dumb answers, never been on the otherside though :unsure:

My all time favorites are "can I get more Rams?" and "how do I make my CPU spin faster?"

This is why I drink. :blink:


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my arse

 

My, what deep and reverberating voices those pixies have.


QuicK and DirtY. Read the CoC it's like a guide on how not to be moron.  Also I don't have an issue with the VS series.

Sometimes I miss contractions like n't on the end of words like wouldn't, couldn't and shouldn't.    Please don't be a dick,  make allowances when reading my posts.

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example: How much bacon can a dog eat before exploding? what is the fastest a fart has ever gone? how efficient would a cow poo powered PC be?

How many Yodas would it take to power a city? http://what-if.xkcd.com/3/


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How many Yodas would it take to power a city? http://what-if.xkcd.com/3/

These are the important questions the people of our world should be asking! Imagine where we would be now if people knew the answers!


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How much bacon can a dog eat before exploding?

 

 

A fair bit give or take some.

 

 

 what is the fastest a fart has ever gone?

Averages about a metre every 5/6 seconds.  Thats how long it takes someone to notice after passing wind.

 

 how efficient would a cow poo powered PC be?

depends on the PSU.


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Sometimes I miss contractions like n't on the end of words like wouldn't, couldn't and shouldn't.    Please don't be a dick,  make allowances when reading my posts.

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A fair bit give or take some.

 

 

Averages about a metre every 5/6 seconds.  Thats how long it takes someone to notice after passing wind.

 

depends on the PSU.

-Exactly how much is "a fair bit give or take some"

-Convert to 'murican please

-The PSU would be a cow's bum


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-The PSU would be a cow's bum

The real problem is figuring out where to stick the 24 pin connector.


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-Exactly how much is "a fair bit give or take some"

-Convert to 'murican please

-The PSU would be a cow's bum

a fair bit is exactely a bit more than a little bit. :wacko:

 

In murican that'd be about 3' every 5/6 seconds :o

 

the psu and pc parts are what determins a PCs efficiency it does not matter how the power is generated. B)


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The real problem is figuring out where to stick the 24 pin connector.

It's obvious where it would go, the cow only has one bum after all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

the psu and pc parts are what determins a PCs efficiency it does not matter how the power is generated. B)

You don't seem to understand my train of thought, this hypothetical PC would not have a traditional power supply......


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The real problem is figuring out where to stick the 24 pin connector.

 

I grew up in the country, I'd know that moo anywere,  The damn neighbour is stealing my cow power again :angry:


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It's obvious where it would go, the cow only has one bum after all.

What about a female cow?


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What about a female cow?

Where did you learn biology? Female cows only have one bum too


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Where did you learn biology? Female cows only have one bum too

What do you do with the udders then?


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What do you do with the udders then?

punching bag of course


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What do you do with the udders then?

 

sleeve them and cable managment.


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@CoolBeans should read this because: Reasons


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sleeve them and cable managment.

MDPC or Paracord. I'm leaning towards Paracord, heatshrinkless of course.


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Oh, Daves reading this thread.  Everyone talk about tech stuff again..


QuicK and DirtY. Read the CoC it's like a guide on how not to be moron.  Also I don't have an issue with the VS series.

Sometimes I miss contractions like n't on the end of words like wouldn't, couldn't and shouldn't.    Please don't be a dick,  make allowances when reading my posts.

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MDPC or Paracord. I'm leaning towards Paracord, heatshrinkless of course.

 

either would be good, just don't use ugly zip ties.  Cows don't like that :blink:


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Sometimes I miss contractions like n't on the end of words like wouldn't, couldn't and shouldn't.    Please don't be a dick,  make allowances when reading my posts.

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Would the core clock of the cows bum have any effect of the efficiency of a PC powered by it?


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