Unlocked iPhone Worthless After F.B.I. Spills Glass of Water on It

[Orangeator]

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Moments after successfully unlocking the San Bernardino iPhone, the F.B.I. rendered the phone permanently useless by spilling a glass of water on it, an F.B.I. spokesman confirmed on Tuesday.

All that for nothing...

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Calling the accident “one of the biggest embarrassments in F.B.I. history,” 

Yeah spilling water on a phone that you made a massive deal out of is pretty damn embarrassing. 

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C.E.O. Tim Cook offered to replace the damaged iPhone for seven hundred and forty-nine dollars, or two hundred and ninety-nine dollars with a two-year contract.

Tim Cook you are my new favorite CEO. 

 

Source: http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/unlocked-iphone-worthless-after-f-b-i-spills-glass-of-water-on-it

[flibberdipper]

Ripperoni.

[PlayStation 2]

Tim Cook is probably the biggest fucking savage on earth.