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This will open up a whole new product chain for major companies. Geek snacks are a thing.

 

Next we'll see corsair miniature desk-grills for bacon, NZXT popcorn machines that look like spaceships, the noctua desk-fridge and of course the Asus plate warmer. Now controllable via Asus PlateWarm software (subsequently malfunctioning like all Asus software and setting your desk on fire).

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This will open up a whole new product chain for major companies. Geek snacks are a thing.

 

Next we'll see corsair miniature desk-grills for bacon, NZXT popcorn machines that look like spaceships, the noctua desk-fridge and of course the Asus plate warmer. Now controllable via Asus PlateWarm software (subsequently malfunctioning like all Asus software and setting your desk on fire).

 

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I gave a supportive like on the first day when they were at like 1500. Since they are only at 2900... I removed my like. Just goes to show that with all the attention it has got (millions already) that no one wants the idea.

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It might even require some special overpriced bread to go with it :P

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Dammit, now I want a razor toaster. I actually do not own any silly tech, this might be the one for me :D

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Imagine the trailer on Youtube for this thing "made with the latest XXX from XXX and gives it an extraordinary level of performance". Can't wait xD

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Imagine the trailer on Youtube for this thing "made with the latest XXX from XXX and gives it an extraordinary level of performance". Can't wait xD

"Using four GTX 480s for ultra fast, ultra powerfull toasts"

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"Using four GTX 480s for ultra fast, ultra powerfull toasts"

Wanted to say something about power consumption. Failed miserably...

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Please stop. The humor is getting me! Prodigy Cool: The newest mini-fridge!

I hate you for saying that cause now I need one....

Back from the dead....

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Here's the presentation of the Razer Piton Toaster.

The new razer toaster features an all aluminum uni-body design and a braided power cable. All buttons feature cherry MX blue switches, and the actuation lever has a 10 pounds of force activated MX green switch. A 3 point scroll wheel will set your desired darkness and make your razer logo more bold and defined; newb, pro gamer, and 1337. The device will glow with vibrant green LEDs with 326 different lighting settings. Also all buttons and switches will be completely rebind-able with settings being saved in our new cloud storage software, "Breakfast 2.0" This device will launch Q2 of 2014 and will be named the supercalifragilisticexpialitoastsshit. And you can own this ultimate culmination of innovation, hard work, and hunger for 3 easy payments of 350.99

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The new razer toaster features an all aluminum uni-body design and a braided power cable. All buttons feature cherry MX blue switches, and the actuation lever has a 10 pounds of force activated MX green switch. A 3 point scroll wheel will set your desired darkness and make your razer logo more bold and defined; newb, pro gamer, and 1337. The device will glow with vibrant green LEDs with 326 different lighting settings. Also all buttons and switches will be completely rebind-able with settings being saved in our new cloud storage software, "Breakfast 2.0" This device will launch Q2 of 2014 and will be named the supercalifragilisticexpialitoastsshit. And you can own this ultimate culmination of innovation, hard work, and hunger for 3 easy payments of 350.99

I laughted so hard reading this :D :D :D

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I'd buy it

 

 

but i have no earthly idea what i'd do with it.....

 

it would literally sit on my desk. attractin babes. and toastin toast

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“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day . Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.”

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This is great.

Enjoy those tacos now, for in 1000 years they will be illegal... eh Ha Ha Ha! I think we all know why.

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Better be packaged in closed cell foam.

Or even memory foam :P

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The toaster will be like $999 and will break down in 2 weeks.

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i think rezer shuld make a toaster! it wuld be kinda awesome if they did make one :P

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It's funny cause razer products are over priced and mid quality.

 

but.. yum toast. i'd buy it even if i don't like their products.

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