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Oshino Shinobu
By Oshino Shinobu
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the joke doesnt make sense if u dont word them correctly with the proper terms

when you overclock a cpu it also puts more stress on a southbridge causing it to heat up more
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You make my water cooling spring a leak.

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I'd like you to render me helpless :)

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It didn't sound gramatically correct :wacko:

 

It's not supposed to. That's the joke :ph34r:

export PS1='\[\033[1;30m\]┌╼ \[\033[1;32m\]\u@\h\[\033[1;30m\] ╾╼ \[\033[0;34m\]\w\[\033[0;36m\]\n\[\033[1;30m\]└╼ \[\033[1;37m\]'


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I bet you got that off Google.

Well of course Lol :)

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"Hope the doors on your chassis are easy to open"
"Can I cover you in Thermal Paste, You're too hot"
"Nobody used 5.25" anymore, But I do"
"If you haven't had a Trojan Horse, I can give you one"
"I've got a Copper Heat Pipe"
"Wanna see my penis extender?" (Courtesy of Linus, During a GPU unboxing)
"We can last all night, Let me turn my Clock Speed down" 

And thats all I can think of right now :P

P.T Networx Australia

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''Does this smell like chloroform?'' jk

more like

''Why don't you put that hard drive in my 3.5 inch bay?'' 

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You auto-complete me

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"I wanna view you in 4k so I can see everything!"

 

ok real world nerd chat up line

 

"squeeky voice noise... errrrr.... squeeky voice noise....my.....errr... squeeky voice noise.....errr....name" at this point the object of desire got bored and left.

 

Now you want dirty this is dirty.

 

"My optical drive never ejected so quickly before!"

 

"I haven't fully tested but my liquid cooling only leaks now and then"

 

"What am I into? EVGA classified SR-X. Why? 2 cpus 1 motherboard". (ok for those who really need it spelling out. 2 girls 1 cup) Yeah i know this one kinda grossed me out too but i couldnt help myself

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I hope pickin' you up is as easy as usin' a Q-connector.

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I bet all of these can't work :P

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Be the motherboard of my child.

Case-NZXT H440 | Motherboard-Gigabyte Z77X-UD3H | RAM-Kingston HyperX Blue 2x8GB 1600MHz | CPU-Intel 3770K @ 4.3GHz at 1.215v | Heatsink-Coolermaster Hyper212 Evo | GPU-EVGA GTX660 SC | SSD-MX200 250GB | HDD-Seagate Barracuda 3TB | PSU-EVGA GS650

Mouse-Logitech G600 | Keyboard-Ducky Shine 3 MX Blue. white backlight | Headphones-Audiotechnica ATH-M50s. Beyerdynamic DT990

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Baby your P****is as tight as microsofts end user agreement

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Here is where I would keep my frolics if I had any.

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"You want to come over and see my 900D?"

CPU: 3770K | Motherboard: Asus Maximus V Formula | GPU: GTX 1080Ti SLI | Ram: 16gb Corsair Dominator Platinum 2133 | PSU: Corsair AX1200i | Storage: 2x Samsung 840 pros | Case: Corsair 650D | Cooler:  Corsair H100i with Noctus NF-F12 fans | Monitor: Asus ROG Swift PG278Q

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You are hotter than a 480  :)

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Phone: Samsung Galaxy Note 2 (4.4.2 Omnirom) 

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PCI-e*

I know! Don't hate me! :'( Edited :)

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"You want to come over and see my 900D?"

900 "D" I see what you did there :D

PC: CPU: Intel i7-4790 MB: Gigabyte B85N RAM: Adata 4GB + Kingston 8GB SSD: Samsung 850 EVO 500GB GPU: XFX GTR RX 480 8GB Case: Advantech IPC-510 PSU: Corsair RM1000i KB: Idobao x YMDK ID75 with Outemu Silent Grey Mouse: Logitech G305 Mousepad: LTT Deskpad Headphones: AKG K240 Sextett
Phone: Sony Xperia 5 II
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"Let me plug my USB stick in your USB port"

"Your coolant is all over my motherboard" (pretty nasty stuff)

CPU: AMD FX-6100 Black Edition @3.9GHz GPU: XFX 7970 DD (1062/1520 MHz) MOBO: ASUS Sabertooth 990FXA(1st Revision) RAM: Corsair Vengeance 16GB @ 1333MHz Storage: Corsair Force 3 120GB(Boot) + WD Green 1TB(storage) PSU: FSP AURUM 600W(80+ Gold) CPU Cooler: Cryorig M9a  Case: NZXT Tempst 410 Elite(Mid-Tower) Mouse: Logitech G602(Manufacturer Refurbished) Keyboard: Noppoo Choc Mini(Cherry MX Blue) AUDIO:Sennheiser HD 598+ASUS Xonar DGX Monitor: LG M2280DF 21.5" 1080p(TN-75Hz)

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Well of course Lol :)

So you admit to cheating on Google!

CPU - FX 8320 @ 4.8 GHz

| MoBo - Sabertooth 990FX | GPU - XFX Radeon HD 7870 GHz Ed. @ 1.075 GHz | CPU Cooler - H100 | RAM - 16 GB Dual Channel Vengeance @ 1600 MHz (didn't care to push these...) | OS - Windows 8 Pro | Storage - OCZ Vertex 3 (120 GB Boot), Samsung 830 Pro 64 GB, WD Black 1 TB, some random 320 GB from a laptop | PSU - CM Silent Hybrid Pro 850W (MDPC Sleeving) | Case - 800D | Monitors - ASUS V238H/ X Star DP2710LED | Mouse - M90 | Keyboard - CM Quickfire Rapid w/ custom key caps

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