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Techie pickup lines.

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I'll show you my poke-man if you give me a peek-at-you

You just reminded me of an obvious one for gamers: "If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you."

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I'll show you my poke-man if you give me a peek-at-you

I came here to see what linus posted, I was not disappointed.

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Do you want to see my hard drive? I promise it's not 3.5 inches, and it's not floppy.

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Wow, second thread in two days to be shared by Linus, thank you. Prepare for the people from Twitter.

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I'm gonna put your software on my hard drive.

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Are you using thermal paste? Because you're damn hot!

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Do you want to see my hard disk? I promise it's not 3.5 inches, and it's not floppy.

 

Should have went with "hard drive".  The "drive" part works better, if you catch my meaning. ;)

 

I'm here to help.

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I'd like to insert my pins into your socket...

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I thought it could be fun to have a thread of techie pickup lines. Whether they're ones that you'd actually use, or just silly ones like "You're so hot, you need an H100i" and the obvious "You turn my software into hardware". 

 

 

what about; "you turn my software, into hardware"

It was put in the start...

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Did you fall from the sky because have sex with me.

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babe, are you a 9590? cause you're hot as hell.

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Hey baby, if I were a particle and you were a quantum potential, would you let me penetrate your classically forbidden region?

 

Hey baby, I want you to be my queen and mate me with your night moves (chess).

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