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Just post some dumb questions you've heard. Please don't be mean to people just because they aren't tech literate. I just think that some of the questions are funny.

 

I'll start this off of course! :D

 

Questions:

 

"Does every computer have a router?"

 

"What is a thumb drive?"

 

"How do you screw in RAM?"

 

Other:

 

"Drive A: is where all the files are."

 

 

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"You sure my PC needs Ram"

 

 

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Not a question or quote, but the first time I built a PC (my sister's), I quizzed her on what some parts were. That day I found out the HDD was a CPU and the CPU cooler was a HDD cooler. She knows now though.

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Cant I just use downloadmoreram.com?

/thread

 

I'll add something constructive if I remember any doozies.

 

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"That's the 1TB SSD." *Points at HDD*

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Me: "What computer do you have"

Person: "Windows 8.1"

Me: "*Facepalm*"

Main Gaming PC (new): HP Omen 30L || i9 10850K || RTX 3070 || 512GB WD Blue NVME || 2TB HDD, 4TB HDD, 8TB HDD ||  750W P2 ||  16GB HyperX Black DDR4

Main Gaming PC (old, still own) : Intel Core i7 7700K @5.0Ghz || GPU: GTX 1080 Seahawk EK X || Motherboard: Maximus VIII Impact || Case: Fractal Design Define Nano S || RAM : 32GB Corsair Vengeance LPX 

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60hz is smooth

To be fair, if you haven't used a 120hz or 144hz monitor before which the majority of people haven't then they would think that it is quite smooth.

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To be fair, if you haven't used a 120hz or 144hz monitor before which the majority of people haven't then they would think that it is quite smooth.

 

My old LG IPS 60hz monitor was getting slower and slower by the day? Placebo? Maybe...

Open your eyes and break your chains. Console peasantry is just a state of mind.

 

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I like this one: "LCD DISPLAY" I love it when people say that although the next second I go into FURY MODE (and I don't mean FURY X mode lol)

http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/334934-unofficial-ltt-beginners-guide/ (by Minibois) and a few things that will make our community interaction more pleasent:
1. FOLLOW your own topics                                                                                2.Try to QUOTE people so we can read through things easier
3.Use PCPARTPICKER.COM - easy and most importantly approved here        4.Mark your topics SOLVED if they are                                Don't change a running system

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30hz is optimal for gaming.

"If it has tits or tires, at some point you will have problems with it." -@vinyldash303

this is probably the only place i'll hang out anymore: http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/274320-the-long-awaited-car-thread/

 

Current Rig: Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600, Abit IN9-32MAX nForce 680i board, Galaxy GT610 1GB DDR3 gpu, Cooler Master Mystique 632S Full ATX case, 1 2TB Seagate Barracuda SATA and 1x200gb Maxtor SATA drives, 1 LG SATA DVD drive, Windows 10. All currently runs like shit :D 

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"What if I run out of RAM?"

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AMD Ryzen 7 3800X | MSI MPG B550 Gaming Plus | 16GB Team T-Force 3400MHz | Zotac GTX 1080 AMP EXTREME

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30hz is optimal for gaming.

CONSOLE PEASANT! 

 

Also Windows Vista was sloooooooooooooooooooow.

✨PC Specs✨

AMD Ryzen 7 3800X | MSI MPG B550 Gaming Plus | 16GB Team T-Force 3400MHz | Zotac GTX 1080 AMP EXTREME

BeQuiet Dark Rock Pro 4 | Samsung 850 EVO 250GB | NZXT 750W | Phanteks Eclipse P400A

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My friend calls it "UBS" and refuses to believe it's USB, so I always laugh inside when we're in Engineering and he says "Hey where did you put my UBS drive?" More of a "Experience with non-techies" post than a quote but he says that all the time so I thought I'd put it here.

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30hz is optimal for gaming.

Crappysoft or somebody I don't rememberade a point like this before when the crew was in the beta phase and it was 30 for by default. The spouted some serious shit about cinematic experience or something. Lol. I would look it up but I seriously have to go to sleep now. Sry guys.

http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/334934-unofficial-ltt-beginners-guide/ (by Minibois) and a few things that will make our community interaction more pleasent:
1. FOLLOW your own topics                                                                                2.Try to QUOTE people so we can read through things easier
3.Use PCPARTPICKER.COM - easy and most importantly approved here        4.Mark your topics SOLVED if they are                                Don't change a running system

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CONSOLE PEASANT! 

 

Also Windows Vista was sloooooooooooooooooooow.

Windows Vista was just good, if you ask me. It was basically just Windows 7, just the little bit buggier.

"If it has tits or tires, at some point you will have problems with it." -@vinyldash303

this is probably the only place i'll hang out anymore: http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/274320-the-long-awaited-car-thread/

 

Current Rig: Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600, Abit IN9-32MAX nForce 680i board, Galaxy GT610 1GB DDR3 gpu, Cooler Master Mystique 632S Full ATX case, 1 2TB Seagate Barracuda SATA and 1x200gb Maxtor SATA drives, 1 LG SATA DVD drive, Windows 10. All currently runs like shit :D 

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My friend calls it "UBS" and refuses to believe it's USB, so I always laugh inside when we're in Engineering and he says "Hey where did you put my UBS drive?"

Answer with "idk ask the UPS guy"

Have you tried showing him the long-form of what USB means?

http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/334934-unofficial-ltt-beginners-guide/ (by Minibois) and a few things that will make our community interaction more pleasent:
1. FOLLOW your own topics                                                                                2.Try to QUOTE people so we can read through things easier
3.Use PCPARTPICKER.COM - easy and most importantly approved here        4.Mark your topics SOLVED if they are                                Don't change a running system

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