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Suck it up buttercup ... Or just stick a note on your hand , go pass her while raising your hand to say hi , make sure the note is written in Sharpie to make the words easier to read ...

Yeah I guess there is no easy way.

But I can never do it

n0ah1897, on 05 Mar 2014 - 2:08 PM, said:  "Computers are like girls. It's whats in the inside that matters.  I don't know about you, but I like my girls like I like my cases. Just as beautiful on the inside as the outside."

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Yeah I guess there is no easy way.

But I can never do it

Try what I said ... 

 

 

You forgot the gif so I win!

 

 

What if I don't want to put the gif in ?

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Try what I said ... 

 

 
 

What if I don't want to put the gif in ?

Well then just... DO IT?

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Try what I said ...

Seems like that would not work.

I guess I just have to do it... Just ask.

n0ah1897, on 05 Mar 2014 - 2:08 PM, said:  "Computers are like girls. It's whats in the inside that matters.  I don't know about you, but I like my girls like I like my cases. Just as beautiful on the inside as the outside."

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Well then just... DO IT?

 

 

No ... Too lazy ...

 

Seems like that would not work.

I guess I just have to do it... Just ask.

Try not to exhale when asking ... It discourages us ... 

 

Edit : Unless you really need air ... Breath normally ... 

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Seems like that would not work.

I guess I just have to do it... Just ask.

well you can just do what seem to happen in most high school anime, which is to trip while your near her and either groupe(I believe I spelt that right) her or kiss her and than see what happen but make sure it looks like it was an accident :P

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I can never get the courage to ask a girl out. What should I do?

 

Ask 'em out. Either she'll say yes, which would be great, or she'll laugh, at which point go home and cry while masturbating.

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Ask 'em out. Either she'll say yes, which would be great, or she'll laugh, at which point go home and cry while masturbating.

 

no, I joined r/nofap

 

But yeah I guess the only thing to do is ask

n0ah1897, on 05 Mar 2014 - 2:08 PM, said:  "Computers are like girls. It's whats in the inside that matters.  I don't know about you, but I like my girls like I like my cases. Just as beautiful on the inside as the outside."

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No ... Too lazy ...

 

Try not to exhale when asking ... It discourages us ... 

 

Edit : Unless you really need air ... Breath normally ... 

Ok, ill try.

 

But none of this is happening for a while, once school starts back up

n0ah1897, on 05 Mar 2014 - 2:08 PM, said:  "Computers are like girls. It's whats in the inside that matters.  I don't know about you, but I like my girls like I like my cases. Just as beautiful on the inside as the outside."

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Alternatively, women are like ikea furniture with no instruction manual.  They'll just end up pissing you off until you return them.

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Alternatively, women are like ikea furniture with no instruction manual.  They'll just end up pissing you off until you return them.

But once you've built it successfully , you're never gonna let it go ... 

... Life is a game and the checkpoints are your birthday , you will face challenges where you may not get rewarded afterwords but those are the challenges that help you improve yourself . Always live for tomorrow because you may never know when your game will be over ... I'm totally not going insane in anyway , shape or form ... I just have broken English and an open mind ... 

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you know what we like?

 

integrity. 

a fire in your heart for what is right. 

the will to choose pain over joy, when it means the joy of others. 

a clear passion for what you do. 

chivilry. and i dont mean holding the door for women, or being nice. this is a re-stating of my second item on this list. its a rather important one. 

dont just be okay with it, but be willing to throw yourself in the way to protect who you love, and what they stand for. 

 

 

also, you dont, go out and find your partner. you'll find yourself happiest when its someone you're close to anyway.

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and most of all

 

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Why the hell haven't I seen this thread before now?

 

Things girls like:

  • Having a sense of humor 

Things girls don't like

  • Guys who talk about sex way too enthusiastically. Some girls may be into sex on the first date, though most don't want to hear nothing but all your hilarious experiences about hooking up with your sister's best friend last summer.

Unfortunatly, these two are pretty paradoxical, atleast in the social circles I move in. 

Sex is pretty funny, and sexual encounters can lead to some extremely funny situations. 

When we are having sex, we are pretty much at are most vulnerable, and that opens up for a whole new world of experiences.

 

I also don't really see the correlation between a girl wanting to talk about sex, and her desire to hook up on the first date. 

I was once went out with a girl, and we spent most of the time talking about funny or strange sexual encounter, and we never ended up actually having sex. 

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Why the hell haven't I seen this thread before now?

 

Unfortunatly, these two are pretty paradoxical, atleast in the social circles I move in. 

Sex is pretty funny, and sexual encounters can lead to some extremely funny situations. 

When we are having sex, we are pretty much at are most vulnerable, and that opens up for a whole new world of experiences.

 

I also don't really see the correlation between a girl wanting to talk about sex, and her desire to hook up on the first date. 

I was once went out with a girl, and we spent most of the time talking about funny or strange sexual encounter, and we never ended up actually having sex. 

Not sure who I didn't see this when you posted it but whatever.

 

I mean sex things like "fucked this chick last night, she sucked my dick" etc etc. Like keep that to yourself. Jokes about sex are different (and funny). Talking about sex beforehand is a good idea for sure.

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-snip dawg-

no one gonna talk about my post? >_>

 

you and mah beeab liked it. ;~; but no one talk boot et. 

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no one gonna talk about my post? >_>

 

you and mah beeab liked it. ;~; but no one talk boot et. 

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Guys who talk about sex way too enthusiastically. Some girls may be into sex on the first date, though most don't want to hear nothing but all your hilarious experiences about hooking up with your sister's best friend last summer.

 

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