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What's your dumbest injury?

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Well as for me, walked into a concrete pole at highschool

And when i was five, got a splinter by whacking my chin on a table, still have the small scar from the stitches 

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I have broken one of my front teeth, a total of about 17 times:P

 

Does that count?:P

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My PCs injury: My PC was on and I was putting my front dust filter back on and POP, one of the fan blades came off!

 

My injury: I was on vacation in Colorado a few years back and I got appendicitis out of the blue, I had to get surgery and we had to leave Colorado early D: I don't really have any other injuries.

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I broke my nose by smacking my face into the bar above a slide at a park but im pretty sure everytime ive broken a bone it's been dumb :S

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When I was 13, one of my bike pedals broke, and I kinda broke my head, but since they just use bandages it probably wasn't anything bad, I didn't really feel anything, I just saw the blood on the ground and felt it on the skin but it wasn't that painful, maybe it was the shock I don't know. 

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When I was 13, one of my bike pedals broke, and I kinda broke my head, but since they just use bandages it probably wasn't anything bad, I didn't really feel anything, I just saw the blood on the ground and felt it on the skin but it wasn't that painful, maybe it was the shock I don't know.

Prolly adrenaline.

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I was splitting pipe with my 9" work knife. Slipped, Stabbed myself through the leg and then i fell as i was going to my car.. And snapped the knife.

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Unfortunately no major injuries, I just slammed my hand in the door of a truck (not sure exactly how, but I managed). I got this big nasty scar on it and couldn't feel my hand for the rest of the day.

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Unfortunately no major injuries, I just slammed my hand in the door of a truck (not sure exactly how, but I managed). I got this big nasty scar on it and couldn't feel my hand for the rest of the day.

UNfortunately?lol ok :P

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UNfortunately?lol ok :P

Yeah, I felt left out, everyone else experiencing broken bones and face damage injuries.  

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One of my friends broke his femur (the big bone in your upper leg) getting out of a sandbox. Then broke the other one by tripping on the sidewalk as soon as the other one healed. 

 

When I was in 7th grade I was at a skate park on my ripstick. I was doing some pretty cool stuff, but one of the ramps was actually two pushed together and my rear wheel got caught in the crack between them and I fell on my wrist. Somehow it only broke one of the bones in the middle that basically everything moves around to let your thumb move and usually they can't heal it correctly the first time. Somehow it all worked out the first time and I didn't have to have it re broken. It does act up once in a while, but i'm not worried about it. 

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Punched a dresser:

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Needed to get it fixed with a metal plate and screws via surgery. Surgery was yesterday.

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I was working on a construction site and carried some old sills with me.

There I had lift the lid of a dumpcontainer.

Without knowing the lid was tensioned with new springs way to much, therefore the lid slams open and hitted my head.

(I was wearing a safety helmet but the lid hitted my under the helmet.)

I was the knocked the F out for about one minute, ran to my boss and said I had an accident.

My boss the best thing ever, he grabbed a band aid sticker and placed it on my forehead where i had the bloody wound.

The band aid fell of in 3 seconds because of the blood leaking on my forehead.

5 minutes later they glued my wound, no scars.

Doctor told my I was lucky it did not hit my jaw or eyesocket.

Oh well, whiskey time.

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I loved someone and she broke my feeling because I like technology.

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I know that feels.

 

I broke my arm on a trampoline, kid fell on it.

 

I almost put a nail through my thumb with a home-made potato gun. it was air powered. I forgot to close the barrel valve before loading a roofing nail (wrapped in electrical tape as wadding) into it, and since I couldn't get the nail out, I decided to hook the tank up to the air compressor, held my thumb over the barrel (to create pressure, as the nail was allowing air to leak out, which meant the nail wouldn't move), then I realized what was going to happen as soon as the pressure became too great for my thumb, so I quickly moved my thumb to the side, the nail nicked my thumb and embedded itself into the ceiling of our shed.

 

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I was helping my mom carry groceries from the car into the house and I tripped on the porch stairs and scraped my hand of all things...it was minor but the scar isn't gone yet.

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When I was little my dad had a old desk with the keyboard pull out thing and one of the corners was metal and it had been bent upwards. Long story short I found something so hilarious on the computer that my head went down and I practically speared myself. There was blood streaming down my face and since that metal edge was crooked I had a scar that made me look like Harry potter.

Another time there was when I had to round one corner on my bike to get home, this was when it was winter and there was ice on the ground on the sidewalks. I was going really fast around the corner and I tried to drift on a bike for some reason(don't do this) and while doing that my bike slipped(obviously) and I slid on my legs(with shorts on) for about a foot. Practically skinned myself...

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When I was a teenager I broke a metacarpal punching the ground. Had I known how much it was going to hurt, even with that much alcohol in me, I probably wouldn't have done so. :0/

 

It really hurt.

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I've been accidently bitten in the foot (By a human). Still have a huge scar from it. 

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I've been accidently bitten in the foot (By a human). Still have a huge scar from it. 

 

How do you get accidentally bitten in the foot by a human?  :wacko:  :blink:

 

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How do you get accidentally bitten in the foot by a human?  :wacko:  :blink:

I was sparing in karate I go for a kick, he opens his mouth, my foot goes in it.... then he got freaking out and bit me really hard. 

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I was sparing in karate I go for a kick, he opens his mouth, my foot goes in it.... then he got freaking out and bit me really hard. 

 

Oh okay, I thought it might have been during an arrest?

 

I got some guys fingers down my throat at Krav, completely by accident. Another place I went to there was a guy that would just insist on striking at my joints. :rolleyes:

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Cut my finger cleaning a Sabertooth Z87 mobo today. Still don't know what on though on the board.

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I had this injury when I was like 13, I was alone at home didn't have a anything cooked and I tried cooking a hamburger so. This is what happened.

 

I got the frozen patties from the freezer I couldn't separate the patties apart, so I tried using a knife by separating the patties by pushing the knife horizontally with my hand holding the other side of the pattie stack. 

 

Was the worse time of my life since I couldn't play games while I was injured. When I think about it could've been worse since it wasn't my right hand.

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I once tripped over.  ON CARPET.  My knee was so heavily damaged and bruised I couldn't run or walk for 6 months. 

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