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Well my new expensive chair is arriving in the next hour and I just finushed disassembling my old chair. Now not only do I not have a chair for an hour, but also my bed is covered in all the crap from behind my door to get it open as wide as I could.

 

Damn, well theres a chair in the study to wait on.

Linus is my fetish.

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2 minutes ago, Urishima said:

Well, we adults have to clean up after ourselves. Can't hand my jizzy bed-sheets to my mother.

I can. Mainly because I throw them in the washing machine before she notices but she thinks they're drool stains...

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1 minute ago, Bhav said:

Well my new expensive chair is arriving in the next hour and I just finushed disassembling my old chair. Now not only do I not have a chair for an hour, but also my bed is covered in all the crap from behind my door to get it open as wide as I could.

 

Damn, well theres a chair in the study to wait on.

sleep on floor that is what i would do

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FUCK YES THIS SONG

 

 

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7 minutes ago, Zorbeltuss said:

Or the lucid dreams can be the worst nightmares ever, like for me, exerting control is not guaranteed or part of the definition of lucid dreams.

Its a 50/50 chance with my meds. Either Im paralysed with the worst imaginable nightmares and being flayed or hacked to death, or theres pizzas, chocolates and orgies.

 

Either way it fixes my chronic fatigue.

Linus is my fetish.

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Just now, Bhav said:

Its a 50/50 chance with my meds. Either Im paralysed with the worst imaginable nightmares and being flayed or hacked to death, or theres pizzas, chocolates and orgies.

 

Either way it fixes my chronic fatigue.

What about being hacked to death with frozen pizzas?

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11 minutes ago, TheRandomness said:

Yes. Also, sleeping naked is the best way to sleep. 

yes.

2 minutes ago, TheRandomness said:

I can. Mainly because I throw them in the washing machine before she notices but she thinks they're drool stains...

xD am i the only one with no "stains"

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Just now, Urishima said:

Ok, imma tell you somethin' about mothers: They know. They know it all.

No back when I was a pillow humping teen, my mom thought all the stains on my pillow were drool.

Linus is my fetish.

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Just now, TheRandomness said:

Probably. Not all of us can easily get rid of them c;

Tissues work, right? 

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Just now, themctipers said:

Tissues work, right? 

No they cant. Not if it was because a lucid dream

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Just now, DeezNoNos said:

No they cant. Not if it was because a lucid dream

never happened to me. xD 

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Even worse, when I used to fap as a teen, and then clean with and throw away tissues .... My mom would complain about me wasting and throwing away barely used tissues, and she would take them out of the bin and reuse them to clean other stuff .....

 

 

I was just like EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW but how the fuck could I tell her?

Linus is my fetish.

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Just now, themctipers said:

never happened to me. xD 

you are 13 so  yeah..........................

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Just now, DeezNoNos said:

No they cant. Not if it was because a lucid dream

Tie a tissue around your weiner before you go to sleep. Done.

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Just now, Bhav said:

Even worse, when I used to fap as a teen, and then clean with and throw away tissues .... My mom would complain about me wasting and throwing away barely used tissues, and she would take them out of the bin and reuse them to clean other stuff .....

 

 

I was just like EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW but how the fuck could I tell her?

Toilet paper? xD lmao

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Just now, Urishima said:

Tie a tissue around your weiner before you go to sleep. Done.

or just jerk off. I hate these dreams soooo much i just jerk off it aviod them

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1 minute ago, Bhav said:

Even worse, when I used to fap as a teen, and then clean with and throw away tissues .... My mom would complain about me wasting and throwing away barely used tissues, and she would take them out of the bin and reuse them to clean other stuff .....

 

 

I was just like EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW but how the fuck could I tell her?

shit shit shit shit shit. 

 

 

 

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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1 minute ago, themctipers said:

Toilet paper? xD lmao

Well ... It was toilet paper, I still call it tissues.

Linus is my fetish.

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Just now, Bhav said:

Well ... It was toilet paper, I still call it tissues.

put it in toilet

flush
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Just now, Bhav said:

Well ... It was toilet paper, I still call it tissues.

i just flush, trouble free mate

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1 minute ago, Bhav said:

Even worse, when I used to fap as a teen, and then clean with and throw away tissues .... My mom would complain about me wasting and throwing away barely used tissues, and she would take them out of the bin and reuse them to clean other stuff .....

 

 

I was just like EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW but how the fuck could I tell her?

I was about to call BS on your mom not knowing with the pillow, but it would appear that she really is that innocent. It's kinda adorable, really.

 

Should've set up some blacklights at your parent's place :P

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Just now, themctipers said:

put it in toilet

flush
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profit

Toilet was too far and a bin was in my room.

Linus is my fetish.

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