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Granted, but it explodes when you get home

 

I wish I was super rich

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Granted, but it explodes when you get home

 

I wish I was super rich

Granted, but you strangle yourself because you want more money.

 

I wish I had a klondike bar

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Granted, but you had to tightrope walk across the grand canyon for it and died

 

 

I wish i was the best at everything and nothing could die because of it

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Granted, but everything would die...

I wish it weren't so hot in Arizona...

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Granted, but you get chocolate all over the walls and someone mistakes it as blood and the police arrested you for murder.

 

I wish it weren't so hot in Arizona...

Granted, but you move to the mohave desert where it is even hotter than Arizona was before

 

I wish I owned the United States

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Granted but the U.S gets nuked

 

 

I wish i owned all universes

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never mind, keep getting beat to the punch...

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Granted, but you can no longer post

 

I wish I could control all existence

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granted, but then you would be god and would not exist...

 

I wish, I could type faster...

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Granted, but you now type so fast that the keyboard can't keep up so only gibberish comes through.

 

I wish I wasn't so tired

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Granted, but you now type so fast that the keyboard can't keep up so only gibberish comes through.

 

I wish I wasn't so tired

 

Granted, but then you would never sleep and turn into Slick.

 

I wish I had a home in Alaska...

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Granted but your home in Alaska HAD NO INTERNET.

I wish for a Novation Launchpad

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Granted, but you'd just wish you had more so you could do this:

 

 

 

I wish I could play any musical instrument...

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Granted but you will never hear what you play.

 

I wish I could ride a motorbike.

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Granted but you will never hear what you play.

 

I wish I could ride a motorbike.

 

Granted and you live happily ever after :P (should shake it up a little)

 

I wish I would walk on water

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Granted and you live happily ever after :P (should shake it up a little)

 

I wish I would walk on water

Granted, but you will be crucified

 

I wish I could tour the world with my band

Nova doctrina terribilis sit perdere

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Granted, but then every country changed to a dictatorship

 

I wish my case didn't vibrate

Murphy's Law: "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong"

 

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Granted, but then every country changed to a dictatorship

 

I wish my case didn't vibrate

Granted, But now your PC drains twice more power.

 

I wish I can Sleep till over 5 a.m. regularly.

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Granted, But now your PC drains twice more power.

 

I wish I can Sleep till over 5 a.m. regularly.

Granted, but you don't get to go to bed until an hour before waking up.

I wish people would agree with me unconditionally

Yarrrr, ye be warned lily-livered scallywags

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Granted, but then we'd all be wrong :p

 

I wish I were in better shape...

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Granted, but then we'd all be wrong :P

 

I wish I were in better shape...

 Granted, but then you'd have to do more exercise every day to keep in shape.

 

I wish the United States still had a functioning democracy.

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Granted, but then you'd have to do more exercise every day to keep in shape.

I wish the United States still had a functioning democracy.

Granted, but Obama is president forever

I wish free speach still existed

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Granted, but Obama is president forever

I wish free speach still existed

Granted, But to get free speech exist again everyone are not allowed to speak, only write..

 

I wish there will be no more corruption.

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Granted, But to get free speech exist again everyone are not allowed to speak, only write..

 

I wish there will be no more corruption.

 

Granted but corruption still remains

 

I wish I could visit Sirius

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Granted, but Obama is president forever

Could be worse, honestly.

 

 

I wish I could visit Sirius

Granted, but you'd have an awful sunburn within seconds and be dead in minutes (I assume you meant the star).

 

I wish that Linus Media Group would do a real-world meetup and get to interact with their fans on a first hand basis.

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