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If you guys have any facts about Chuck Norris then post them here otherwise he will kill us all..

 

Stick within the Code of Conduct because Chuck Norris Says so...

Feel free to add memes and gifs aswell.

 

Let the love and appreciation for Chuck Norris flourish within Off Topic

 

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When life gave Chuck Norris lemons, he made lemonade, a 9 inch hunting knife, an AK-47, and a playpen for his pet scorpion.

Nvidia is to Dr Dre Beets as AMD is to KFC.

One makes you broke, the other you can get more of and have a midnight snack from the fridge when hungry again. Once you go Nvidia, you go broked, turn into an Elitist, or get the incorrect amount of VRAM.


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 I was only 9 years old. I loved Fifflaren so much, I had all the NiP merchandise and matches pirated. I prayed to Fifflaren every night before bed. Thanking him for the life I have been given. Fifflaren is love I say. Fifflaren is life. My dad hears and calls me a fuckhead. I knew he was just jelly of my passion for Fifflaren. I called him a Sw@yer. He hits me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel someone touching me. I feel someone touching me. It's Fifflaren. I am so happy. He whispers in my ear; "this is my pyjama". He grabs me with his powerful Swedish hands and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my ass cheeks for Fifflaren. He penetrates my butt-hole. It hurts so much but I do it for Fifflaren. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Fifflaren. He roars a viking roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Fifflaren looks straight into his eyes and says; "He is a ninja now". Fifflaren is love, Fifflaren is life 
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Chuck Norris kicked the opening kick to last years world cup...

 

 

...From his back yard in Texas.

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Jesus, Chuck Norris and a normal human need to cross a river. 

 

Jesus walks on the water, Chuck Norris does the same.

 

The normal human tries it and drowns.

 

Jesus to Chuck Norris : Shouldn't we have told him where the stones to walk on were?

 

Chuck Norris: There were stones?

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TONIGHT ON UNSOOLLVEED MYSTERIES

WE WILL TRY TO FIND OUT WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS

 

UPDATE: APPARENTLY NOONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have opinions. Everything he says is a fact.

"We're all in this together, might as well be friends" Tom, Toonami.

 

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Chuck Norris' tears are rumored to cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.

 

Lucky Luke can shoot his own shadow. Chuck Norris' shadow can shoot Lucky Luke.

 

Chuck Norris understands the plot to Metal Gear Solid 2

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GOOD EVENING THIS IS SIMON SNIFFCOCK AND THIS IS BREAKING NOOZ

Today local mob has kidnapped and cut-open a local boy by the name of @awesomes8wc3

Police have not yet gave a fuck as it is known that the local boy didnt like Chuck Norris

Nvidia is to Dr Dre Beets as AMD is to KFC.

One makes you broke, the other you can get more of and have a midnight snack from the fridge when hungry again. Once you go Nvidia, you go broked, turn into an Elitist, or get the incorrect amount of VRAM.


- WCCFTECH

 I was only 9 years old. I loved Fifflaren so much, I had all the NiP merchandise and matches pirated. I prayed to Fifflaren every night before bed. Thanking him for the life I have been given. Fifflaren is love I say. Fifflaren is life. My dad hears and calls me a fuckhead. I knew he was just jelly of my passion for Fifflaren. I called him a Sw@yer. He hits me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel someone touching me. I feel someone touching me. It's Fifflaren. I am so happy. He whispers in my ear; "this is my pyjama". He grabs me with his powerful Swedish hands and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my ass cheeks for Fifflaren. He penetrates my butt-hole. It hurts so much but I do it for Fifflaren. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Fifflaren. He roars a viking roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Fifflaren looks straight into his eyes and says; "He is a ninja now". Fifflaren is love, Fifflaren is life 
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GOOD EVENING THIS IS SIMON SNIFFCOCK AND THIS IS BREAKING NOOZ

Today local mob has kidnapped and cut-open a local boy by the name of awesomes8wc3

Police have not yet gave a fuck as it is known that the local boy didnt like Chuck Norris

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19/10 goog job

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19/10 goog job

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Nvidia is to Dr Dre Beets as AMD is to KFC.

One makes you broke, the other you can get more of and have a midnight snack from the fridge when hungry again. Once you go Nvidia, you go broked, turn into an Elitist, or get the incorrect amount of VRAM.


- WCCFTECH

 I was only 9 years old. I loved Fifflaren so much, I had all the NiP merchandise and matches pirated. I prayed to Fifflaren every night before bed. Thanking him for the life I have been given. Fifflaren is love I say. Fifflaren is life. My dad hears and calls me a fuckhead. I knew he was just jelly of my passion for Fifflaren. I called him a Sw@yer. He hits me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel someone touching me. I feel someone touching me. It's Fifflaren. I am so happy. He whispers in my ear; "this is my pyjama". He grabs me with his powerful Swedish hands and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my ass cheeks for Fifflaren. He penetrates my butt-hole. It hurts so much but I do it for Fifflaren. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Fifflaren. He roars a viking roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Fifflaren looks straight into his eyes and says; "He is a ninja now". Fifflaren is love, Fifflaren is life 
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There was a contest between Lance Armstrong and Chuck Norris to see who had the most balls.

 

Chuck won - by 7.

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Originally Mt. Rushmore had the presidents all smiling. Chuck Norris gave it the "glare" and they all pissed themselves.

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Bill Gates lives in fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

 

The boogey man checks under his bed every night for Chuck Norris.

 

Chuck Norris made One Direction go the other direction.

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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God. God Believes in Chuck Norris.

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I thought the world was done with Chuck Norris jokes.

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I thought the world was done with Chuck Norris jokes.

 

Yeah, Let me just turn this 180 degrees the other way.

You see we got this fight on camera and he died there on the spot, here is the "evidence".

 

 

I have spoken.

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Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt, for hunting would imply the possibility of failure.

 

 

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