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Hello m9s today ive came 2 a conclusion that Gabe Newell is Illuminati. And here it's why:

 

Gabe Newell was born on the 3/11/1962

 

3+11+1962 is 1976

 

1976-1973 is 3

 

Illuminati has 3 sides

 

Gabe Newell has 2 eyes 

 

Illuminati has 1 eye

 

but if you make 2-1 it gives you 1

 

see how the facts come together

 

You still not convinced?

 

His most famous games where Half-Life 1 and 2

 

Illuminati has 1 eyes if you make Half-Life 1 + Half-Life 2 it gives you half-life 3

 

See Half-life 2 is made out of 3 parts

 

illuminati has 3 sides

 

now it's official

 

Gabe Newell Confirmed 

 

Illuminati confirmed

 

Half-Life 3 Confirmed

 

 

  OK... Now it's time to make your own "Illuminati Confirmed" or "Half-Life 3 confirmed" story...

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You really have lot of free time.

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where did 1973 come from though.... wouldnt it have been easier to say that he was born on the 3rd 

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where did 1973 come though wouldnt have been easier to say that he was born on the 3rd 

Lol didn't noticed that.. ANOTHER FACT HE IS ILOOMINARTY

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Hello m9s today ive came 2 a conclusion that Gabe Newell is Illuminati. And here it's why:

 

Gabe Newell was born on the 3/11/1962

 

3+11+1962 is 1976

 

1976-1973 is 3

 

Illuminati has 3 sides

 

Gabe Newell has 2 eyes 

 

Illuminati has 1 eye

 

but if you make 2-1 it gives you 1

 

see how the facts come together

 

You still not convinced?

 

His most famous games where Half-Life 1 and 2

 

Illuminati has 1 eyes if you make Half-Life 1 + Half-Life 2 it gives you half-life 3

 

See Half-life 2 is made out of 3 parts

 

illuminati has 3 sides

 

now it's official

 

Gabe Newell Confirmed 

 

Illuminati confirmed

 

Half-Life 3 Confirmed

 

 

  OK... Now it's time to make your own "Illuminati Confirmed" or "Half-Life 3 confirmed" story...

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The year is 20XX. Everyone plays Fox at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on port priority. The RPS metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.

Only Abate, Axe, and Wobbles can save us.

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LOL

Nothing is funny about this.

LOL has one O

O is the shape of an eye

Illuminate confirmed.

No, the illuminati is dead.

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ALIENS

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Is that TotalBiscuit?

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Is that TotalBiscuit?

GabeN and LinuS

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Is that why CS:GO is filled with smurfs, cheaters and trollers :D?

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On 23/11/2014 at 11:08 PM, ThatAngryGnome said:

That....just blew my mind...

O-O

 

Now everything is clear, im going to Is-real to confront the Illuminati!

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