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ok so today my friends said " would you cut off your dick for 1 billion dollars" i instantly said yes everyone else said no. I was shocked what would you do.

 

p.s you cant spend the money to get a new one put on

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god gave you a penis to use it, not cut it off for a cash reward -_-

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what the fuck did I just read

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Sigh...children nowadays...

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1 Billion dollars wearing a bag to pee in for the rest of my life? No thanks

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Read the title and said "Awww Hell Nooo"

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1 Billion dollars wearing a bag to pee in for the rest of my life? No thanks

think of it as wearing a bag to pee in but not having to work ever again

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No.

 

But what if I was a woman? Can't cut off a vagina as easily.

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the bigger question is: "would you, if you had billions of dollars, pay someone to cut off their weiner?"

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No. Because I could probably make a billion and keep my penis. I don't need to do an act of stupidity for money, I can get money by using other peoples stupidity.

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think of it as wearing a bag to pee in but not having to work ever again

And no travelling the world, having kids (or other things), not wearing nice clothes, cant drive, can barely walk, have constant pain, no swimming, no stretching

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ok so today my friends said " would you cut off your dick for 1 billion dollars" i instantly said yes everyone else said no. I was shocked what would you do.

 

p.s you cant spend the money to get a new one put on

Yes I would, but I'd do it under the supervision of doctors and then they'd  reattach it momentarily.

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I saw a pic of you. You were no guy.

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ok so today my friends said " would you cut off your dick for 1 billion dollars" i instantly said yes everyone else said no. I was shocked what would you do.

 

p.s you cant spend the money to get a new one put on

 

My mid section hurts now. Thanks for that... -_-

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.............................................................................................

long... long ago...(4 years)

in a land far far away... (arizona)

 

there once was a little boy..... never fealt comfortable with his body.... didnt know how to talk to other boys, and had an internet connection.

the boy figured out why he was so stressed and confused and uncomfortable.....

 

boy--->girl now.

 

 

 

 

so... i cant cut it off... as that was done 4 years ago........

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.............................. xD

 

 

 

sorry if that was tmi. xD

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There is no god

please when someone states anything religious dont reply to that part of the post...

we kinda wanna keep with forum as friendly as possible. :)

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long... long ago...(4 years)

in a land far far away... (arizona)

 

there once was a little boy..... never fealt comfortable with his body.... didnt know how to talk to other boys, and had an internet connection.

the boy figured out why he was so stressed and confused and uncomfortable.....

 

boy--->girl now.

 

 

 

 

so... i cant cut it off... as that was done 4 years ago........

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.............................. xD

 

 

 

sorry if that was tmi. xD

 

like a legit sex change

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NOPE

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no

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And no travelling the world, having kids (or other things), not wearing nice clothes, cant drive, can barely walk, have constant pain, no swimming, no stretching

I could still travel the world if I wanted, he said d*ck not balls so i could still surgically have kids, If i get a small or very long and skinny pee bag I could still walk ok and drive (i think) i know i could wear nice cloths, I could not swim which sucks but its worth it, the stretching and constant pain is debatable.

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