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Bad Translator: Translate a sentence 8-35 times with the weirdest results.

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Posted · Original PosterOP

Some of you might already know this one, but basically you can type a sentence and it will automatically translate the sentence 8 to 35 times with Bing Translator.

 

 

A weird example:

 

Original text:

"Would you like some free graphics cards?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"What is in this video."

 

You can get some pretty funny things sometimes. 

 

Link: http://ackuna.com/badtranslator


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It worked for me at first, then it didn't anymore, weird. Should be fixed now.


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First off, lyrics from on of my favourite songs:

 

"Sunny one so true, I love you"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I love salt Central"


"How hard can it be?" - Jeremy Clarkson

"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you." - Jeremy Clarkson

 

"There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking." - Leslie Nielsen

 

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Posted · Original PosterOP

Just remove the extra shite after the the "badtranslator" in the url.

The space? didn't even notice :P thanks.


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It worked for me at first, then it didn't anymore, weird. Should be fixed now.

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
 
"Firstly, nothing new. This issue, Corrigé."

 

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"Thoust needs potato"

 

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"You don't even need barbecue"

 

...................................................

 


"You don't even need barbecue"

 

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"Cook."

 

....................................................

 


"Cook"

 

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"Kichen"

 

 

 

 

 

God i love this  :wub:


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"I like potatoes"

...35 translations later,Big gives us:

"potatoes"

 

Woah.

 

"to be or not to be"

35 translations later,

"Also, at the same time there is no vision."

 

So we're all blind!Yay.


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I think I broke it

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Edit: Got it to work. Though I don't think it got better

Original text:
"All hail the midget king"
 
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"This aspect has begun."

Nova doctrina terribilis sit perdere

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Lol.

I took the original example :

"You must not commit adultery"

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"Thoust needs potato" >

 

I got :

Not to be confused with the 35 and Bing kidnapped potatoes. >

 

KIDNAPPED POTATOES!


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Are spanish teacher showed us why she doesn't want us to use google translate, a video of a girl singing let it go from Spanish to English and other languages ending in english, the end result was pretty funny if I can find it I'll link it.

EDIT:

Found it:

Oh and @CreepersCrawlers


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Original text:

"LukaP is one mean mother fucker"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"クソ machine"

 

if Google is right, that's "Fucking machine"

 

...Well, I think we found @LukaP's new title.


"How hard can it be?" - Jeremy Clarkson

"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you." - Jeremy Clarkson

 

"There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking." - Leslie Nielsen

 

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Original text:


"I like to eat Bananas"


...35 translations later, Bing gives us:


"Eating bananas."



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Oh hell yeah.

 

It truly is marvelous. Sophisticated yet simple.


"How hard can it be?" - Jeremy Clarkson

"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you." - Jeremy Clarkson

 

"There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking." - Leslie Nielsen

 

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Right to the point and influential.

 

We should all strive to be a "クソ machine"


"How hard can it be?" - Jeremy Clarkson

"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you." - Jeremy Clarkson

 

"There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking." - Leslie Nielsen

 

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Posted · Original PosterOP

 

Original text:

"I like to eat Bananas"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Eating bananas."

 

It's like it knows what you like :o


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"And with strange aeons even death may die."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"What is the next door."

 

"Machine translations are useful for getting a general idea about what text written in a foreign language means."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"This is an important text translation and dissemination."

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