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Bad Translator: Translate a sentence 8-35 times with the weirdest results.

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I often do that.

 

Original text:

 

"Jogostar has a massive dong"

 

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"My friend's chicken Jogostar."

"How hard can it be?" - Jeremy Clarkson

"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you." - Jeremy Clarkson

 

"There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking." - Leslie Nielsen

 

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Original text:


"We must focus on our goal here guys."


...35 translations later, Bing gives us:


"It will focus on the audience."


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Original text:

 

"I wonder if Linus and Luke will enjoy this thread "

 

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"Lukas questions about"

 

@LinusTech , Well then, Lukas questions about?

I got sent to prison after following Linus' instructions to #Makebombs

Forum's resident nihilist.

A JRPG just wouldn't be a JRPG if it didn't end with teenagers using the power of friendship to kill God.

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Best one!!

Original text:
"All hail Lord Gaben!"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"The helmet V"

Original text:
"Go fuck yourself"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"PRINT"

Original text:
"After a thousand years of oppression Let the berserks rise again Let the world hear these words once more "Save us, oh Lord from the wrath of the Norseman" "
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"The Nordic countries are so far need to be scared 1000 's and the African Union. Mr. silly we edit."

Original text:
"PC master race"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Help your computer"

Original text:
"Enjoy that 4K 120fps gaming experience! (soon to come)"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"120/4 banks (required)"

"How to turn on your computer."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"If you are seeking permission to remove from your computer."


"I'm TotalBiscuit and I'm here to ask one simple question, WTF is ___?"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Red Socks TotalBiscui simple question, basically."

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"Hello, I love graphics card and giggling geese. "


...35 translations later, Bing gives us:


"Rare world map of Northern goose card?"


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"I'm TotalBiscuit and I'm here to ask one simple question, WTF is ___?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Red Socks TotalBiscui simple question, basically."

 

nice that you're having fun, but please calm down with the posts okay? thanks :) Just edit one post. 

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"My car is a Lumina hear it roar"


...35 translations later, Bing gives us:


"He heard that light."


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Original text:


"Linus Tech Tips"


...35 translations later, Bing gives us:


"Guidelines for teaching"


 


Original text:


"butt plug"


...35 translations later, Bing gives us:


"In this context."


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nice that you're having fun, but please calm down with the posts okay? thanks :) Just edit one post. 

Yeah oops sorry 

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Original text:

"All hail our Lord GabeN"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Lord Tichondrius, the installation Gaber"

 

Bing is a warcraft fan!? Tichondrius was in warcraft 3  :huh:... GabeN is a dreadlord!?  :o 

The original text : "gaben is a dreadlord"

The Translated text : "The involvement of God."

Translated that: "He has been involved in the game."

Translated that: "I have in this game."

                                                                                             I think bing is trying to tell us something

 

====>The car thread<====>Dark Souls thread<====>Placeholder<====
"Life is like a raging river, Its gonna get rough downstream. And people's gonna piss in it" 

"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?"

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Original text:


"You must have a computer"


...35 random language translations later, Bing gives us:


"When you install your computer."


 


Original text:


"steam"


...35 translations later, Bing gives us:


""


(After translating it from English to Finnish the text somehow disappeared)


Edited by Mitja Redlin

Lord Pantaloons, on 30 Nov 2014 - 7:32 PM, said: If Lawrence leaves his house and travels at a constant 40 MPH. How long will it take Bill from next door to shove a banana up his mom's rectum?

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"Get to the kitchen"

---->

"Went to the kitchen"

So apparently it listens to commands.

A riddle wrapped in an enigma , shot to the moon and made in China

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@Kingofpants i translated your last statement, we should all start doing this lol

 

"So apparently it listens to commands."

 

translated 35 times w/bing to:

 

"And not vote for."

 

so apparently it doesn't vote for anyone.

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@Kingofpants i translated your last statement, we should all start doing this lol

 

"So apparently it listens to commands."

 

translated 35 times w/bing to:

 

"And not vote for."

 

so apparently it doesn't vote for anyone.

Ah that sounds like a funny topic, feel free to make the topic where you gotta translate the above translation, should be funny to see all the things :) 

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Ah that sounds like a funny topic, feel free to make the topic where you gotta translate the above translation, should be funny to see all the things :)

done :P thanks for the idea!

"If a Lobster is a fish because it moves by jumping, then a kangaroo is a bird" - Admiral Paulo de Castro Moreira da Silva

"There is nothing more difficult than fixing something that isn't all the way broken yet." - Author Unknown

Spoiler

Intel Core i7-3960X @ 4.6 GHz - Asus P9X79WS/IPMI - 12GB DDR3-1600 quad-channel - EVGA GTX 1080ti SC - Fractal Design Define R5 - 500GB Crucial MX200 - NH-D15 - Logitech G710+ - Mionix Naos 7000 - Sennheiser PC350 w/Topping VX-1

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