Bad Translator: Translate a sentence 8-35 times with the weirdest results.

[LarsReviews]

Original text:

"Lars Reviews"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"-Translation of text."

[Volbet]

Get ready for philosphy 101 Bing style

 

Nietzsche:

 

Original text:

 

"There is more wisdom in your body than in your deepest philosophy"

 

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"Philosophy as well as the body of moisture."

 

Russle

 

Original text:

 

"The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge."

 

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"It's a good life. Inspiration love Tips"

 

Kierkegaard:

 

Original text:

 

"To dare is to lose one's footing momentarily. Not to dare is to lose oneself."

 

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"And unfortunately, there's no composition."

[Wauthar]

"Bananas are great"

Becomes

"Not good for bananas"

Something is wrong...

[Trik'Stari]

Right to the point and influential.

What you said became

 

"Strong Plaunančio and indicators"

[Trik'Stari]

Somebody do "Whats is 6 multiplied by 9"? If it comes up with 42, I will completely expect the earth to explode

 

Edit: Oops double post

Original text:

"Are spanish teacher showed us why she doesn't want us to use google translate, a video of a girl singing let it go from Spanish to English and other languages ending in english, the end result was pretty funny if I"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Women do not comment. No Chinese, English, and using video in a different note will appear on the Google translate fun in yanam. In the end"

[Raid]

-snip-

It works the other way around too.

 

"Now, this is the story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Life is like a candle in my mind in the history of our times."

[AlwaysFSX]

What you said became

 

"Strong Plaunančio and indicators"

And that gave me "Create a Plaunan and"

[ThatSweetGamer]

Original text:

"How bad is this translator?"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"What is a compiler."

[Trik'Stari]

Original text:

"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"This speed, at the same time, it will die."

 

Original text:

"Hopeless is an anagram for Peeslosh "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Desperate Peeslosh puzzle."

[colonel_mortis]

Original text:

"I am surprised at how good this translator is!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"He said: don't be afraid."

 

(the fear was introduced when it was converted to simplified Chinese).

[ThatSweetGamer]

It works the other way around too.

 

"Now, this is the story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Life is like a candle in my mind in the history of our times."

Poetic justice!

[ThatSweetGamer]

 

Original text:

"I am surprised at how good this translator is!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"He said: don't be afraid."

 

(the fear was introduced when it was converted to simplified Chinese).

 

Now I'm scared... :unsure:

[Trik'Stari]

Taken from news article from here on LTT forums

Original text:

"This article caught my attention and certainly after reading a chain reaction of thoughts was triggered. I think it might do the same for you.The original article (i attached link to poor google translate from CZ to EN) talks about new technologies i"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"If you want to change, read this article (part of Google links and traditions) is a new technology, that we naturally. The original article."

[ThatSweetGamer]

Original text:

"Johnny Bravo is a very bold man."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"In the House of God. Johnny Bravo and fat."

[colonel_mortis]

Original text:

"All hail our Lord GabeN"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Lord Tichondrius, the installation Gaber"

[ThatSweetGamer]

 

Original text:

"All hail our Lord GabeN"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Lord Tichondrius, the installation Gaber"

 

Lord GabeN shall now be called Lord Tichondrius!

[AlexGoesHigh]

LMAO

[Laputacake]

Original text:

"The end of THE END is the best place to begin THE END, because if you read THE END from the beginning of the beginning of THE END to the end of the end of THE END, you will arrive at the end."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"For this purpose, you can identify the source of that is only 2 rows. Getting started guide"

[AlexGoesHigh]

@Jogostar @LukaP

[AlexGoesHigh]

@Slick @LukaP

something big is coming gentlemen

[Laputacake]

@Trik'stari

Original text:

"Whats is six multiplied by nine"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"They have more 6-9 hours."

[colonel_mortis]

One of my friends just did this one:

 

Original text:

"fuck her right in the pussy"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Junk food"

Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...

[Digital Brit]

Original text:

 

"Hello, I wonder how bad this could be."

 

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"Tell s you have it."

[Jogostar]

 

@Jogostar @LukaP

I often do that.

[-TesseracT-]

Original text:

"I'm currently playing Half-Life again, what a great game."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Now this addictive game half-life"