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I like to use solar powered lamps on a sunny day.....

 

it makes me happy

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what turns you on ?

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The sun is a lie. It doesn't actually exist, the earths atmosphere is a big blanket of heat.

How would you know about heat when we, the lamps created it?

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what turns you on ?

What we want to be turned on by.

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If you had to shine very close next to one of these 2 lamps, which one would it be?

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Why not shine next to both of them?

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I like to use solar powered lamps on a sunny day.....

 

it makes me happy

Solar powered lamps are show offs as i said. They always think they're the best.

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Why not shine next to both of them?

To many baby lambs, they'll get in the way of the elephant.

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To many baby lambs, they'll get in the way of the elephant.

Aaaaah I see what you did there!

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Aaaaah I see what you did there!

No you don't, you're a lamp. You don't have eyes and stuff. #ToManyReferencesIfThisIsEvenAValidHashtag

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No you don't, you're a lamp. You don't have eyes and stuff. #ToManyReferencesIfThisIsEvenAValidHashtag

Lamps give light. Light lets you see! But when used wrong it blinds you! However lamps are the true masters of light. They can control it like no man on this planet can! They see everything! Now stop making yourself look silly!

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Lamps give light. Light lets you see! But when used wrong it blinds you! However lamps are the true masters of light. They can control it like no man on this planet can! They see everything! Now stop making yourself look silly!

Can you change the colour of your light?

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Can you change the colour of your light?

Depends on the type of lamp. I am an ancient lamp so no. I cannot. Certain types of lamps can

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Depends on the type of lamp. I am an ancient lamp so no. I cannot. Certain types of lamps can

Can i rub you to get a spirit out? if so, what color is it?

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Can i rub you to get a spirit out? if so, what color is it?

Yes you can. The color of the spirit will be the same color as your karma. WARNING: too much negative karma won't make any spirit come out but it will turn you into an evil cursed spirit that will be trapped inside of me forever.

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Yes you can. The color of the spirit will be the same color as your karma. WARNING: too much negative karma won't make any spirit come out but it will turn you into an evil cursed spirit that will be trapped inside of me forever.

My karma is nyan-colored, will the spirit be the shape of a rainbow?

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My karma is nyan-colored, will the spirit be the shape of a rainbow?

Woa,woa,woa,woa. Who said anything about the shape of the spirit?  You must choose only ONE color from the rainbow that resembles your lifestyle the most. red-extreme,blue-clam and steady,brown-shit,etc.,etc.

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I am. Soler powered lamps always think they are so special! Such show offs. They think they rule over other lamps but that's not true. In the lamp world if you read paragraph #871 of lamp rulesbook you will see it says a phrase called "lamp equality". 

WRONG! According to your avatar, you are a mouse.

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WRONG! According to your avatar, you are a mouse.

I don't see a mouse in my avatar :o

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Woa,woa,woa,woa. Who said anything about the shape of the spirit?  You must choose only ONE color from the rainbow that resembles your lifestyle the most. red-extreme,blue-clam and steady,brown-shit,etc.,etc.

Yes. My colour is Nyan. 

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Yes. My colour is Nyan. 

Hmm. Not in the registry. NEXT!

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Hmm. Not in the registry. NEXT!

Why is the Colour Nyan not in your registry? 

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I don't see a mouse in my avatar :o

You sneaky...

Now it more looks like a candle, so it would be an ancient lamp. (I really don't know where this is going...)

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Why is the Colour Nyan not in your registry? 

There was no such color that existed at that time when the registry was made. I'm ancient remember?

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How would you know about heat when we, the lamps created it?

It is written in the bible, it states that God created the sun, therefore rendering your thesis null and void

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There was no such color that existed at that time when the registry was made. I'm ancient remember?

I see.

 

What is the answer to life?

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