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I always see a bunch of people running around claiming to be "The forums official donkey herder" or whatever, yet I can find no evidence of any officiation process! I've been trying to become the forum's official moose cavalry commander for some time, yet I cannot find where to enter myself to become officiated!

 

This has all led me to believe that there is no officiation process, and that these persons are frauds and liars. I believe they should be tried in the traditional Canadian bear council, and then sentenced to death by maple syrup.

- "some salty pretzel bun fanboy" ~ @helping, 2014
- "Oh shit, watch out guys, we got a hopscotch bassass here..." ~ @vinyldash303

- "Yes the 8990 is more fater than the 4820K and as you can see this specific Video card comes with 6GB" ~ Alienware 2014

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I don't recall the Moose Cavalry ever calling you Captain, Cap'n.

I really wish that we'd just make organic hardware already, that grows and adapts to the demands it needs to meet. That way, grannies' computers can be floppy sacks of organicness and the 12 year old Minecrafters will look like the guys that only do bicep curls, and the nerdy programmers will finally have justice, with their body-builder rigs that skipped leg day.


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u need papers first

Glory to Artstozka

If your grave doesn't say "rest in peace" on it You are automatically drafted into the skeleton war.

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I don't recall the Moose Cavalry ever calling you Captain, Cap'n.

Don't get cheeky with me private.

DROP AND GIVE ME 20 MOOSE-UPS

- "some salty pretzel bun fanboy" ~ @helping, 2014
- "Oh shit, watch out guys, we got a hopscotch bassass here..." ~ @vinyldash303

- "Yes the 8990 is more fater than the 4820K and as you can see this specific Video card comes with 6GB" ~ Alienware 2014

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I don't recall the Moose Cavalry ever calling you Captain, Cap'n.

 

Yea, what this guy said!

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u need papers first

Glory to Artstozka

Can't do nuthing without dem papers.

Bert & Ernie before squirting spermie. 

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Don't get cheeky with me private.

DROP AND GIVE ME 20 MOOSE-UPS

Explain to me what a moose-up is. ._.

I really wish that we'd just make organic hardware already, that grows and adapts to the demands it needs to meet. That way, grannies' computers can be floppy sacks of organicness and the 12 year old Minecrafters will look like the guys that only do bicep curls, and the nerdy programmers will finally have justice, with their body-builder rigs that skipped leg day.


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Explain to me what a moose-up is. ._.

This is why I'm Cap'n

- "some salty pretzel bun fanboy" ~ @helping, 2014
- "Oh shit, watch out guys, we got a hopscotch bassass here..." ~ @vinyldash303

- "Yes the 8990 is more fater than the 4820K and as you can see this specific Video card comes with 6GB" ~ Alienware 2014

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u need papers first

Glory to Artstozka

papers please 

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Yea, what this guy said!

You give me 30 Moose-ups!

- "some salty pretzel bun fanboy" ~ @helping, 2014
- "Oh shit, watch out guys, we got a hopscotch bassass here..." ~ @vinyldash303

- "Yes the 8990 is more fater than the 4820K and as you can see this specific Video card comes with 6GB" ~ Alienware 2014

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You give me 30 Moose-ups!

 

What's a moose-up? Sounds painful. :unsure:

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What's a moose-up? Sounds painful. :unsure:

that's why you keep in line

- "some salty pretzel bun fanboy" ~ @helping, 2014
- "Oh shit, watch out guys, we got a hopscotch bassass here..." ~ @vinyldash303

- "Yes the 8990 is more fater than the 4820K and as you can see this specific Video card comes with 6GB" ~ Alienware 2014

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that's why you keep in line

 

Well that just doesn't sound fun at all. :(

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neh i cinda have to agree with you i dont realy like it when someone calls themself "official 13 year old" 

If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough it will be believed.

-Adolf Hitler 

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Well that just doesn't sound fun at all. :(

The moose cavalry isn't about fun, it's about protecting Canada's glorious maple syrup reserves.

 

AT ANY COST

 

I don't think you understand how serious this is.

- "some salty pretzel bun fanboy" ~ @helping, 2014
- "Oh shit, watch out guys, we got a hopscotch bassass here..." ~ @vinyldash303

- "Yes the 8990 is more fater than the 4820K and as you can see this specific Video card comes with 6GB" ~ Alienware 2014

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<- forum's official helper

Papers please

- "some salty pretzel bun fanboy" ~ @helping, 2014
- "Oh shit, watch out guys, we got a hopscotch bassass here..." ~ @vinyldash303

- "Yes the 8990 is more fater than the 4820K and as you can see this specific Video card comes with 6GB" ~ Alienware 2014

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Well I am no official but I am probably at work

 

(actually am)

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The moose cavalry isn't about fun, it's about protecting Canada's glorious maple syrup reserves.

 

AT ANY COST

 

I don't think you understand how serious this is.

 

eww, protect maple syrup? 

 

I thought this was an attempt to out the phonies at LTT. You misled me. :angry:

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|"They got a war on drugs so the police can bother me.” ― Tupac Shakur  | "Half of writing history is hiding the truth" — Captain Malcolm Reynolds | "Museums are racist." — Michelle Obama | "Slap a word like "racist" or "nazi" on it and you'll have an army at your back." — MSM Logic | "A new command I give you: love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another" — Jesus Christ | "I love the Union and the Constitution, but I would rather leave the Union with the Constitution than remain in the Union without it." — Jefferson Davis |

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no sorry i don't smoke weed

god... god damn it helping

- "some salty pretzel bun fanboy" ~ @helping, 2014
- "Oh shit, watch out guys, we got a hopscotch bassass here..." ~ @vinyldash303

- "Yes the 8990 is more fater than the 4820K and as you can see this specific Video card comes with 6GB" ~ Alienware 2014

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no sorry i don't smoke weed

god... god damn it helping

 

I also see that you never changed your specs back to normal

- "some salty pretzel bun fanboy" ~ @helping, 2014
- "Oh shit, watch out guys, we got a hopscotch bassass here..." ~ @vinyldash303

- "Yes the 8990 is more fater than the 4820K and as you can see this specific Video card comes with 6GB" ~ Alienware 2014

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god... god damn it helping

 

I also see that you never changed your specs back to normal

these specs are normal

 

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I'm the official disco ball of this forum.

 

Ehe,just kidding.

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