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Why should Linus hire you? The game.

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Posted · Original PosterOP

Because reasons, Linus himself has reached out to you to become part of LMG. 

 

Be your reasons serious or full troll logic, why should you get the job?

 

I'll start

 

-Stronk AF: Linus is always struggling to pick things up or move anything larger than 30kg. With me on staff he never needs to worry since I pick things up and put them down for sport

 

-Deep in the memes: I've been trolling the Internet since 1997 and have a Doctoral Degree in Dankology

 

-MacOS experience: Because musician, I have a fair few years using MacOS and could probably provide better reviews and benchmarks of Mac products beyond "it's pretty, expensive, and has superb build quality"

 

-New kinds of reviews: Also because musician, I have experience with products and technical requirements that Linus & co. currently do not.

 

-DANK INTRO MUSIC: If Linus wants new music, I can just write something instead of him having to license a track

 

-Constant stream of fanciful ideas: Because ADHD all up in this cerebral space called my brain, I can generate a near constant stream of ideas. whether or not they're good is another matter

 

-Professional Cooking experience: I've been a cook for a meal prep company. I can create delicious and nutritious meals for the staff instead of them eating takeout and can provide more reviews on kitchen tech

 

-high tech, low life: Because I grew up relatively poor while also being a tech nerd, I figured out really quick how to stretch my dollar and fix/maintain anything I came across even if those fixes were jank af.

 

-Approximate knowledge of many things: Even if I'm not well versed on one particular topic, I know enough about a lot of things to BS my way through 5-10 minutes of slightly greater than surface level discussion

 

-Beard: I have a beard, it is braided. This is crucial for future channel success.


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2 minutes ago, The_Prycer said:

Because reasons, Linus himself has reached out to you to become part of LMG. 

 

Be your reasons serious or full troll logic, why should you get the job?

I can only think of reasons not to hire me, not reasons to hire.


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2 minutes ago, WereCatf said:

I can only think of reasons not to hire me, not reasons to hire.

Linus Tech Tips generate big video clicks through the chaos you cause on set. Thereby making you a valuable asset in future clickbait videos.


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17 minutes ago, The_Prycer said:

Linus Tech Tips generate big video clicks through the chaos you cause on set. Thereby making you a valuable asset in future clickbait videos.

Even that's not quite possible, since I'm ugly as all fuck; showing me in a video would drive people away from the channel, not towards it.


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Because I'm a stupid 14 y/o who doesn't know what qualifications are and who wants to chill with famous YTbers, not actually work.

 

 

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Because I'm a professional breaker. You got a brand-new 64-core Rome Threadripper CPU? Time to drop it! New 3080 Ti going for the price of your heart, kidneys, $5.4 million, and a goat? I'll make sure that thing never turns on again!


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11 hours ago, The_Prycer said:

Because reasons, Linus himself has reached out to you to become part of LMG. 

 

Be your reasons serious or full troll logic, why should you get the job?

Interesting way to get to know people on the forum.

However, I feel quite strongly that if Linus reaches out to someone out of the blue in the fashion that you describe, there is already some specific thing he has planned for that person.


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Because I never drop stuff


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1 hour ago, Schnoz said:

Because I'm a professional breaker. You got a brand-new 64-core Rome Threadripper CPU? Time to drop it! New 3080 Ti going for the price of your heart, kidneys, $5.4 million, and a goat? I'll make sure that thing never turns on again!

Sorry m8 Linus already fulfills that role himself 


 

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1 hour ago, Arika S said:

can i just say that i don't want to work for LMG?

Agreed.

 

I think I'd only want to work there if I could learn a lot from doing it, and I personally don't think there's enough for me there.

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because i won't pull a dennis(thermal paste before cpu) or need subtitles


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I could probably do frontend Dev for floatplane.  

 

 

 

But probably not.


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Posted · Original PosterOP
On 8/29/2019 at 8:26 PM, straight_stewie said:

Interesting way to get to know people on the forum.

However, I feel quite strongly that if Linus reaches out to someone out of the blue in the fashion that you describe, there is already some specific thing he has planned for that person.

Yes...getting to know people.

 

Not at all a thinly veiled attempt at getting Linus to hire me.


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