North Korea successfully lands first man on the sun [Nope, definitely not a Troll-Post]

[theABCshop]

[James_AJ]

Bullshit.

 

Hung, who traveled alone, reached his destination some four hours later, landing his craft on the far side of the lonely star.

NKians, you do realize that sun is a mass of H and He GASes at extreme temperatures right? You're gonna BURN just to get even near the sun.

 

It is understood that the 17-year-old ‘space explorer’ traveled at night to avoid being engulfed by the suns rays, and that this genius approach has brought the soviet state to the top of the global space rankings.

I don't know who the f*** came up with this stupid sh1t, but really? Traveling at night doesn't make a difference unless you are hiding behind the earth. You will still burn to death.

 

While on the sun, Mr. Hung collected sun spot samples to bring back to his supreme leader as a present.

This is just getting hilarious. Sun spots... aren't objects you can pick up. Even if you could, they're freaking HUGE and you won't be able to carry that to earth

 

The specially trained astronaut is expected to return back to earth at 9pm tonight, where he will meet his uncle and supreme leader Kim Jong-un.

Nope. Impossibru. F=GMm/R^2 and when you "land" on the sun, the R value gets extremely small compared to the distance between sun and the earth so that the force gets extremely large and if you aren't squished to death, you won't be able to return. Period.

To put it in context, hell, the sun makes a million ton rock turn around it in 1000 mph (or something) from a million miles away (I'm not exactly sure of the distance and i'm too lazy to look it up)

You think a GUY can... I don't even.. wtf..

 

IMO, this is almost as bad as the conspiracy theory saying the Nazis are still alive and are hiding within the sun... just some people... logic... physics... wtf...

[AlexGoesHigh]

[juretrn]

The Great Leader shall lead us to our final victory!

[mr moose]

They weren't the first, the Irish did it years ago, I know because one of the kids from the local primary school told me so.

[FloRolf]

Bullshit.

 

NKians, you do realize that sun is a mass of H and He GASes at extreme temperatures right? You're gonna BURN just to get even near the sun.

 

I don't know who the f*** came up with this stupid sh1t, but really? Traveling at night doesn't make a difference unless you are hiding behind the earth. You will still burn to death.

 

This is just getting hilarious. Sun spots... aren't objects you can pick up. Even if you could, they're freaking HUGE and you won't be able to carry that to earth

 

Nope. Impossibru. F=GMm/R^2 and when you "land" on the sun, the R value gets extremely small compared to the distance between sun and the earth so that the force gets extremely large and if you aren't squished to death, you won't be able to return. Period.

To put it in context, hell, the sun makes a million ton rock turn around it in 1000 mph (or something) from a million miles away (I'm not exactly sure of the distance and i'm too lazy to look it up)

You think a GUY can... I don't even.. wtf..

 

IMO, this is almost as bad as the conspiracy theory saying the Nazis are still alive and are hiding within the sun... just some people... logic... physics... wtf...

 

[Coollok100]

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 Clearly our technology is inferior, they land a man on the sun, and we can't even keep a website up.

 

Edit: Oh, it's back up again, and yes, this mission does sound like the most 'glorious' thing ever...

[Toggle]

North Korea needs to share the technology that allowed them to travel 92 million miles in 4 hours. I'm pretty sure it still takes the U.S. a couple of day to get to the moon. With the kind of engines that North Korea has developed, we could get to the moon in a matter of minutes! Absolutely incredible!