how to wreck your parrents tv?

[stach]

So, guys, my parents got a really old plasma tv and I want them to buy a new one is there any way you know I can wreck it without causing physical damage?

 

edit: this was meant as a joke chill, but I still want tips to convince them to buy another one

 

 

 

[aezakmi]

Today on 1000 Ways to waste money

[FloRolf]

Why do you have to destroy their PC in order to get them a new TV? 

[Steeeeeeeve]

3 minutes ago, stach said:

So, guys, my parents got a really old plasma tv and I want them to buy a new one is there any way you know I can wreck it without causing physical damage?

 

 

TBH they're going to break it themselves when they leave it on some default image and it gets burned in.

[stach]

1 minute ago, aezakmi said:

Today on 1000 Ways to waste money

[TheElectronicGeek1]

3 minutes ago, stach said:

So, guys, my parents got a really old plasma tv and I want them to buy a new one is there any way you know I can wreck it without causing physical damage?

 

 

Tell them plasma sucks and it uses a lot of power, and the black levels suck then they'll get a new one.

[aezakmi]

2 minutes ago, TheElectronicGeek1 said:

Tell them plasma sucks and it uses a lot of power, and the black levels suck then they'll get a new one.

plasma has better blacks than LCD but both still suck when compared to tube

[RollinLower]

buy a new TV yourself?

 

it's obvious you can't appreciate the cost of a purchase like this when you expect them to pay for everything.

[TheElectronicGeek1]

Yeah whenever i look at my parents plasma tv the black bars from the different aspect ratio look grey not black. Im pretty sure my lcd monitor has better blacks than that or similar. It's a pretty old samsung plasma tv that has 3d.

[stach]

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[LienusLateTips]

1 minute ago, stach said:

I'm 12

You're technically not even supposed to be on here...

[stach]

Just now, LienusLateTips said:

You're technically not even supposed to be on here...

oh shit

[Lokio27]

pour water on it and say that it's leaking so they need a new tv

[PlayStation 2]

>saying that you want to destroy a tv

>everyone gets on you for that

>"but chill it's just a joke"

 

if you're going through with something, don't do a cheap copout

[stach]

2 minutes ago, handymanshandle said:

>saying that you want to destroy a tv

>everyone gets on you for that

>"but chill it's just a joke"

 

if you're going through with something, don't do a cheap copout

well fuck, here we go then

[MrFixitBlankFace]

Or just live with it.

Whats the worst that can happen?

 

[stach]

Just now, MrFixitBlankFace said:

Or just live with it.

Whats the worst that can happen?

 

nothing could happen, I would just like a better tv cause it's pretty shitty and old

 

[TheElectronicGeek1]

4 minutes ago, stach said:

nothing could happen, I would just like a better tv cause it's pretty shitty and old

 

Yeah tell your parents reasons why another one is better. Specifically black levels and power consumption. Tell them it lowers their power bill if they get an oled one over plasma and it looks far better.

[MrFixitBlankFace]

 

4 minutes ago, stach said:

nothing could happen, I would just like a better tv cause it's pretty shitty and old

 

Yeah and if you wreck it, you'll be grounded for life and you'll never see how the new TV looks.

mwhahahahaha

 

[stach]

2 minutes ago, ActuallyMediocreOC said:

Firstly I hope I never have a kid that acts like this, it's very wasteful and just so stupid on so many levels

Second, if you aren't smart enough to figure something like this out on your own I have another reason to not want a child like you

Third, why would you expect a tech forum to help you with this? I'd suggest a different forum site but Im scared what else you'd see

Fourth, if you're gonna do it anyways do NOT mess with the outlet. You. WILL. DIE.

dude, it's just a joke I'm not going to do it don't worry

[stach]

2 minutes ago, MrFixitBlankFace said:

 

Yeah and if you wreck it, you'll be grounded for life and you'll never see how the new TV looks.

mwhahahahaha

 

good point

[Velcade]

YOLO that TV bruh.  Throw a brick right through it.  When you mom confronts you just tell her you're going through changes and don't know how to control yourself.

 

BOOM! new TV 

 

Stock up on bricks until she buys a proper TV, settle for no less than 8k OLED.

[MrFixitBlankFace]

39 minutes ago, stach said:

dude, it's just a joke I'm not going to do it don't worry

Cool!

Everybody say it with me.

Let's lock this thread.

LOCK IT UP!

LOCK IT UP!

LOCK IT UP!

LOCK IT UP!

 

 

 

Spoiler

 

[colonel_mortis]

I think this lock message can be summed up as "don't do bad things, and definitely don't use the forum to do bad things".