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How Did You Get with Your Girlfriend (or Boyfriend)?

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Posted · Original PosterOP

Title, how did you manage to get with your significant other?

I guess with me, it kinda started out as a joke that I wanted to see if it could go anywhere, and well, it did.


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4 hours ago, Volbet said:

I puked on her. Marked my territory, you know.

That's were I'm going wrong, thanks for the advice.


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I missed a bunch of signals, eventually she just grew a pair and kissed me, then we were together. Kek


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I bonked her on the skull, and she agreed through Stockholm syndrome.  

On a more serious note.  With 2 ago I just asked.  The one after I was friends with and asked her.  With the current one, she was another shy artsy type I approached and turned out to be the type her mom hates. On the plus side, we had a lot in common.  XD There was another one, and I made a pervy joke at/her kinda humor.  She was also mad at her bf at the time then to get back at him she lunged at me and told me she wanted me to piss him off.  I just went with it, and then ya that became a thing.


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It's kinda funny how I met Jake :^)

I think @handymanshandle and I first interacted on here around late 2015 or early 2016, I recall thinking he was cute :3 when I saw a photo of him for the first time when I saw one of the ones he posted on the show yourself selfie thread.

 

Then later in 2016, December 23rd. He sorta got the ball rolling and we became OTP on the 31st. It's crazy it's almost been two years and I can't wait to meet him in July hopefully ?

 

 

Here's when we became canon :3


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4 hours ago, pinksnowbirdie said:

It's kinda funny how I met Jake :^)

I think @handymanshandle and I first interacted on here around late 2015 or early 2016, I recall thinking he was cute :3 when I saw a photo of him for the first time when I saw one of the ones he posted on the show yourself selfie thread.

 

Then later in 2016, December 23rd. He sorta got the ball rolling and we became OTP on the 31st. It's crazy it's almost been two years and I can't wait to meet him in July hopefully ?

 

 

Here's when we became canon :3

I didn't know people get dates on this forum.


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Just now, wasab said:

I didn't know people get dates on this forum.

you'd be surprised

most don't last long but we happen to be the exception

probably because we're both rejects of our families


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Reading this makes me go a little...

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Feels like this won't ever happen to me/I won't ever do anything like that, at least any time soon. 

 

Anyway, at least I have a cat. That'll do, I guess.  


 

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Feels like this won't ever happen to me, at least any time soon. 

 

Anyway, at least I have a cat. That'll do, I guess.  

Literally all you have to do is go to public places and talk to people. If you can’t do that, watch other people do it and copy them. 

I learned how to talk to people the first day of college with a few simple things I knew. 

 

1. Everyone is nervous and knows no one. 

2. You can ask their name

3. You can ask what they’re studying and why. 

4. You can ask what they do professionally. 

5. You can ask what they do for fun. 

6. You can ask what their favorite music is. 

7. You never have to see them again if you don’t want to. 

8. If you don’t get their number “hi can I have your phone number and we can hang out later?” Then you probably won’t see them again. 

9. If you don’t like them, you can say “sorry I’m busy” to avoid seeing them. If they ask what day “I’ve got a bit of work. I’ll chat up with you later, I’ve gotta be somewhere right now. Bye!” 

10. Everyone likes alcohol. EVERYONE! Food is an acceptable substitute. 

 

After you get to know them maybe you’ll like them or maybe they’ll like you and you’ll see where things go. 

“Would you like to be my girlfriend” is an appropriate question to ask someone you’re getting close with. 

 

Now for the controversial part: 

if you REALLY want to, you can ask your cousin out to practice. 

 

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Had things gone differently, I would have met her on this forum.


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I was in a fight with a dude over some money (like $50 maybe), she appeared and broke his nose and then went for his gf who was yelling and cheering the guy and made her

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shit and pee her fucking pants

literally.

we were both expelled after that, missed the rest of school year, and decided to stay together. and fun fact: I never thought she was pretty until that day

 

it's been 7 years, we might marry someday but tbh none of us can see the point of it, we already live together so marrying would be more like a formality


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1 minute ago, aezakmi said:

none of us can see the point of it,

Depending on the country, there are tax incentives and insurance reasons.


Come Bloody Angel

Break off your chains

And look what I've found in the dirt.

 

Pale battered body

Seems she was struggling

Something is wrong with this world.

 

Fierce Bloody Angel

The blood is on your hands

Why did you come to this world?

 

Everybody turns to dust.

 

Everybody turns to dust.

 

The blood is on your hands.

 

The blood is on your hands!

 

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We started talking when we started uni, she had a boyfriend at the time - we stopped talking for 6 months, then one night she typed me, we started going out, then she was comming at my place once a while, then we got drunk and we f*cked. 2 years now and going strong ! Buy some booze, it works !


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On 12/2/2018 at 4:57 PM, handymanshandle said:

Title, how did you manage to get with your significant other?

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Pretty simple: My sister gave me her Teddy ?  He even got three more my friends, a  ? , a ? and a 90cm long ?. I move them every day from my bed to my PC and back. I don´t even have much any space left in my bed ?

 

It sounds strange as hell but they replaced a girlfriend and they never disagree with me. It is kinda like an old cat lady.

 

I got  ? ~6 years ago and I never searched for a girlfriend since then.

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Haha, I’m single ?

 

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im single as a $1 bill and I’m not looking for change

 


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4 minutes ago, zassou said:

i find mildly offended by this thread

and why is that?


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