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AluminiumTech

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  1. Not gonna lie, really like EE's customer support. It beats calling Three's literal Indian tech support.

    1. AluminiumTech

      AluminiumTech

      Fuck it. I'm getting a super special 100GB Sim only deal 12 months for £20 per month BUT I'm actually gonna get 105GB as a bonus for having EE Fibre Plus :P.

  2. Don't you just love police officers obeying laws they enforce? 🤣

     

     

  3. Best Code of Conduct ever :D.

     

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    1. Tech_Dreamer

      Tech_Dreamer

      Wait till you find out about the amazon auto affiliate conversion done on the forum under the changed coc & policy.  that's right . any link you post is pasively converted & rerouted through the aff. link.

  4. That's dumb.

     

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    Also, if you're gonna censor a "bad" word at least spell it properly lmao. It should be n**** not n***.

     

    Also personally I would have put it as n***a or n*gga if it absolutely needed to be censored: which it doesn't. It's not even the real n-word so what's the big deal.... 😑

     

    Below is an example from Apple Music:

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    1. Den-Fi

      Den-Fi

      Everything about this status is stupid.

  5. Awkward moment as person on Fiverr sends you somebody else's order instead of yours as a final delivery 🤣.

     

    Oops.

    1. AluminiumTech

      AluminiumTech

      The look on my face as seller realises his mistake and rushes to fix it. :D

  6. In the process of buying a new printer and I accidentally stumbled upon one with super awesome OS support: supports Linux, macOS, Windows, IOS, and Android.

     

    Even supports Windows Server xD.

  7. Class Action lawsuit going ahead despite Pandemic lmfao :D.

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    2. lewdicrous

      lewdicrous

      Maybe they're just not gonna let a lot of people stay inside the court room, so if there is an "audience", then they'll be limited seats so they can keep their distance.

    3. AluminiumTech

      AluminiumTech

      I don't imagine people would be allowed to stay inside who aren't the parties involved, their attorneys, bailiffs, and judge(s).

    4. lewdicrous

      lewdicrous

      There are instances where people can just sit and watch, but I guess that's limited to primary courts and a select kind of cases, at least that's the case here afaik.

  8. WOW.

     

    So the Amex bullshit is cos Experian is throwing their customers under the bus and destroying credit scores.

  9. Oh fuck.

     

     

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh


     

    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

     

    Amex decided to be annoying and cripple my credit limit to £900 per month from the current £4700.   It’s just like bro, my poor wallet. Why you do dis to me?

    1. AluminiumTech

      AluminiumTech

      This is basically wallet rape

    2. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      Is that even legal without your finances having changed?

    3. AluminiumTech

      AluminiumTech

      Yes. Completely legal.

  10. Nobody:

    Absolutely Nobody:

    PayPal: I can see you want to return this purchase, Lemme just go dispute this transaction and throw a big hissy fit.

    Merchant: abuse! -_-

    1. Pascal...

      Pascal...

      Ohh PayPal...

  11. Aluminium is happy :D.

     

    The local supermarket figured out how to sell bakery goods and pastries during a Pandemic so they put them back in stock.

     

    They just decided to individually wrap each one in a plastic.

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    2. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      The whole point of the bakery is to get away from packaged goods... 

    3. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      Plot twist: the oven is behind a plexiglass shield

    4. Cora_Lie

      Cora_Lie

      How about baking it yourself at home? 😇

       

       

      Directly for "maker" to consumer! 😉

  12. So Paypal downgraded my account from "Premier" to regular business to fix my issues. idek anymore.

    1. AluminiumTech

      AluminiumTech

      I still have priority support tho :D.

  13. Boris Johnson ain’t gonna get better.

     

    He’s now in the ICU and apparently he now has severe symptoms.

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    2. DrMacintosh

      DrMacintosh

      I mean, it makes sense. He’s pretty phat. Ate 7 too many biggie mackies in his day. 

    3. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      On one hand I hope he makes it. On the other I consider this just desserts for cutting what I think was 30000 nurses from NHS hospitals. 

    4. VegetableStu

      VegetableStu

      he's gonna have it hard, judging by how it turned out over here not in the UK ._.

  14. Thankfully scamBay eBay customer support is still open.

    1. AluminiumTech

      AluminiumTech

      Ah fuck. They basically just pointed the fingers at Paypal.

    2. Den-Fi

      Den-Fi

      g00berment

      scamBay

      Paypal Mafia.

       

       

      You're on a roll.

    3. AluminiumTech
  15. PayPal mafia customer support has shut down. -_-

  16. First world problems: Trying to figure out how to pay £390 to fully setup company with loads of annoying stuff taken care of during Pandemic.

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    2. AluminiumTech

      AluminiumTech

      Also tons of the money goes towards filing paperwork that needs to be filed beyond just filing new company.

    3. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      But the records are public, no? Like if anyone wonders about your business they could get that info aside from tax ID.

    4. AluminiumTech

      AluminiumTech

      Yes but I meant more in terms of addresses and stuff like that. Also having receptionists answer phone calls and not giving customers my actual phone number is good stuff

  17. Ooof.

     

    A tiger in a zoo has got Coronavirus.

     

    To be fair, how do you tell a Tiger to self isolate.

     

    Also, Boris Johnson now has a front row seat to how badly the NHS is doing cos he got admitted to hospital. He’s not feeling better even after 10 days.

    1. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      BJ is so fucked. This is what happens when some bumpkin decides healthcare should be cut.

    2. Pascal...

      Pascal...

      Poor Tiger. F#ck Boris and his stupid politics.

  18. This is me as a white person watching Volume 1:

    Crying cat meme #Sadcats :( - YouTube

     

    Meanwhile Volume 2 so far is basically just interracial pron.

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    2. AluminiumTech

      AluminiumTech

      You know what I meant -_-

    3. AluminiumTech

      AluminiumTech

      dEaR wEeBs

    4. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      Yep, Interspecies Reviewers... #SalamanderGirl

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    Uh oh.

     

    This is gonna get bad.

  20. Nobody:

    Absolutely Nobody:

    Me: Orders chicken burger at 2am

    Delivery driver: The fuck are you doing order a chicken burger at 2am? You hungry or some shit?

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    2. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      Just keeping the economy alive! 

      Spoiler

      Driver: You could have ordered for the morning!

       

    3. Jurrunio

      Jurrunio

      Chicken burger: gives out good smell that wakes up the mistress

      Me: Oh shit should have ordered twice the portion

      Me: only got half a burger

      Me: that's not enough

      Me: Hey another burger please

    4. Tech_Dreamer

      Tech_Dreamer

      Close enough.

       

  21. Breaking news: Big cop arrests minority woman with rice cake which isn’t even rice cake lmao 🤣

     

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  22. OOF

     

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    2. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      At first I thought that was Mark Zuck. 😂

    3. AluminiumTech

      AluminiumTech

      @ARikozuM Oh god. That would mean I’d be half lizard. 

    4. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      Half shilled lizard. 

  23. Ayyy. Lockdown might end before 2021.

     

     

  24. Also you guys are hilarious :D.

     

    This sentence makes absolutely no sense.

     

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    1. AluminiumTech

      AluminiumTech

      And yet I still have the hicups from laughing too hard  🤣

  25. I just finished watching "Unbelievable" on Netflix and I have to agree with the name of the series.

     

    If you want the details then spoiler alert.

    Spoiler

    It is Unbelievable. Unbelievable that the male cops were such dicks to that girl.

     

    What a bunch of losers. Honestly I would have gone after them for malicious prosecution or something cos they were just being abusive and mean.

     

    And personally imho, cops and prosecutors who charge someone or prosecute someone for a crime and they know that the person is innocent or should have known that the person is innocent should lose their job and go to jail. It's too bad lawmakers would never pass a law doing that.

     

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