New from nintendo a Switch that doesn't switch for the price difference of a dock. 

Take all those cool features of the joycon like hd rumble and motion controls and throw them away, because developers wont rely on something without a full attach rate- you'd have to set this thing on a table to use joycons that way. 

But is it avaible in that awesome neon blue or red that's on the joycons, you ask? No, dull turquoise.