I have a i5-4670k OCed to 4.5Ghz. Very nice.
Thick asshole comes along.
"My computer is more powerful than yours since mine has an i7"
My response, "Okay, show me" Even if it had a good CPU, it probably wasn't more powerful as I didn't believe he knew how to overclock.
His laptop has an i7-4510U. Wow. I explained to him how my CPU was still more powerful.
"ermagerhd u is wreng me i7 mus bei moar powarfel den yer i5"
"Your argument is flawed. My CPU is clocked at 4.5Ghz, yours is at 2.6Ghz. Furthermore, yours is a laptop CPU, mine is a desktop one, each individual core of mine is more powerful than each of yours. What's more, your CPU has 2 cores and hyperthreading, while mine has 4 actual physical cores. So there."
"nooooooooooooooooooo i7 > i5!!!!!!!!!!"
Same thick asshole.
"Wow! Is that an iPhone 6?"
"Eh, no, it's too small."
"Then what is it?"
"Ah, it must be the iPhone 6 Plus!" I mock him.
"Yea! OF COURSE IT IS!" He proclaims.
"Dude." *points at HTC logo* "It's a HTC One M8"
"Then they must have copied Apple's design!"
'Dude, this came out BEFORE the iPhone 6 or 6 Plus."
The best statement from him: "Then they must have time traveled to copy Apple's design!"